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In Memory of a Grand High Witch

Valerie Walker, aka Veedub (1938-2018)

Today the Craft lost a great teacher. And I lost a great friend.

I first became friends with Vee several years ago through our mutual involvement in Faery (Feri) tradition. She was the subject of a very heated email discussion which revolved around some unsubstantiated rumor about alleged ritual actions and initiations, and while the discussion and accusations built into an all-too-common online frenzy, I –being a relatively new initiate at the time– was st...

Spell to Release the Cultic Bonds

This is for the practitioner of the magical arts who has found themselves involved in an unscrupulous group or cult and —having formally left the group— still finds themselves in need of some magical assistance in further breaking the spiritual and magical bonds that may still bind them. In addition to performing any specific ritual actions to counter those performed while a member of the group (for example, ritually burning ones’ initiatory cord or other regalia) here is a simple ritual that ca...

To Summon Pizza Pillows

A Parody

1) Cast a ritual circle in your living room. The more complicated and outlandish, the better.
2) Check the couch cushions for spare change.
3) Using your ritual blade, open a door in the circle.
4) Go to the grocery store and buy some damned pizza pillows.
5) Preheat the oven.
6) Cook some pillows!
7) WAIT! (They’re hot!)
8) Eat some motherfucking pizza pillows.
9) Do a cleansing because pizza pillows are fucking nasty.

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To Soften the Heart of a Lover

For the spell in
The Secret Keys of Conjure:
Unlocking the Mysteries of American Folk Magic
by Chas Bogan

Clumps of sugar, firm and brown,
hardened like my lovers heart
I conjure you to soften now
As sugar melts, the walls depart.

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