Douglas Hackle's Blog - Posts Tagged "whatever-doooood"

My name is Douglas,
Pronounced with an uglas.
I’m on da mic,
And I just don’t give a fuglas.

Imma eat maggots,
While ur basic ass eats hummus.
Gonna stuff my mouth with crickets,
While u be whack and u be bugless.

And just like DAT BOI,
Imma roll on a sick-ass uni,
Doing on-fleek tricks,
Makin’ u look dumb and whack and puny.

So don’t be jelly,
When I roll on through,
Nabbin’ more ass than a goddamn zoo.

Yeah, that’s right, doood,
Cuz I’m da original Hacksta.
Best up ur game, G,
And take some lessons from da masta.