Polly J. Adams's Blog, page 43
April 7, 2012
Extract: Jenny Goes Dogging

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Published on April 07, 2012 01:06
April 6, 2012
Pollygraph (interviews with erotica authors): Maxwell Avoi

My usual response to this question is "Why not?"
But to be more specific, writing erotica is just fun. I getto explore my kinks and story ideas that I've had for a long time, and now Iget paid for it. When I first started writing erotica, I didn't get paid, but Istill wrote.
What kinds of erotica do you write?
Generally I write transgender transformation erotica, with afantasy or sci-fi emphasis. Sometimes I branch out into non-TG stuff, andoccasionally I even do realistic erotica, but generally it's the transformationstuff.
Tell us about your experiences as an erotica author. Whathave the big challenges and successes been?
Well, I've only been doing this since August of 2011. Thebiggest thing for me was the realization that yes, I CAN do this, and that Ihadn't latched onto something that was going to let me down after a month ortwo. Posting my first bundle (Variations) was a real thrill, and so was thefirst time that I broke the $1000-in-one-month mark. That was pretty recent,actually, just in December. I've gotten to work with other authors, joining inon anthologies that have been both financially nice and great for exposure.
Do you write in other genres, too?
Occasionally, but it's always sci-fi or fantasy. I'm a nerd.
Do the people around you know what you write? How have theyreacted, or how would they react?My family knows, and they're amused that I'm doing so wellat it. A couple of my friends know, but I've been careful to tell the peoplewho react exactly the way that I hoped they would: roll their eyes, make a fewjokes, then move on without really worrying about it. It's like the old sayingsays: those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
Tell us about your most recent titles.

Do you have a favourite, or favourites, among your stories?
I'll always have a soft spot for "Pollymorphed."It was one of my first, and one of my faves, I'm not sure why. I think overallmy favorite story of mine is "Twice Around." It was some of my betterwriting, and it's gotten some good feedback.
How do you normally go about writing an erotic story? Isthere much, ahem, research involved...?

Do you have any favourite erotica authors?
Yes, but I mostly know screen names. There are a lot of realgems in sites like Fictionmania. I strongly recommend Morpheus, Ed Miller, orStephanie on that site. There are others, but those three are the ones thatcome to mind first. As far as those who are publishing for sale, S. Wolf isprobably my fave right now; he goes into sci-fi and fantasy a lot, so itappeals. I love some Gia Blue, some Sarah Salari. It's hard to choose,honestly, because I like bits and pieces of most authors. Also I hang out witha lot of them online, so I'd hate to upset anyone. You're all wonderful!
And finally, what can we expect to see from you soon?
Currently in the editing process are "SilkenJane," a retelling of Iron John with rather more transgendertransformation and sex, "Granted," a story about a company thatgrants wishes, and something I'm currently calling "The Shirt Story,"about magical shirts that change the wearer. I REALLY suck at titles.
More about Maxwell Avoi:
Website: www.maxwellavoi.com Twitter: AuthorAvoi
Published on April 06, 2012 00:26
March 31, 2012
Pollygraph (inteviews with erotica authors): Kali Lowe

It's fun to write and people love to read it!
Erotica, I'm hoping, will eventually let me make a living doing something I love. I've always loved to write, and if I can manage to find success in erotica, I can see myself branching out creatively in all directions. Erotica, for me, means freedom in a lot of different ways.
What kinds of erotica do you write?I write erotica shorts, usually around 4,000 words. They're quick stories about situations that lead to sex. That's it! That said, I do prefer to avoid cliches and have more interesting setups, and I like to inject just a little bit of humor and wit into my writing. But above all, I want to write what people want to read and whatever gets them really hot, and I imagine I'll eventually test the waters in a lot of different subgenres. So far, I haven't tried to specialize.
Tell us about your experiences as an erotica author. What have the big challenges and successes been?I've only been in the business for about a month, but it's been a very exciting month which has far exceeded my expectations. It's totally a rollercoaster, though. Everything can seem great one week, and the next week it's the end of the world. The greatest challenge is learning to look past the temporary highs and lows and think about my growth over time. Self-publishing, regardless of genre, requires long-term thinking, which isn't something that comes easily. It's natural to want instant gratification and quick success, but that's rare and happens only to the very lucky. For the rest of us, it's a lot of hard work.
Of course, writing erotica faces a lot of external threats as well, some of which have hit us hard in the last month. As independent, prolific, and adaptive authors, we're a huge threat to larger publishers, and our subject matter makes us an easy target. Censorship can never win in the end, though. People will always want to read about sex, and we'll still be willing to write about it.
Do you write in other genres, too? Oh, yes. I suspect that very few erotica authors write only erotica. Similarly, I'm sure a lot of respected, mainstream authors have a secret pen name or two for the naughtier side of publishing. Sex is a huge part of people's lives, and if you can write, it's perfectly natural to write about sex.
I've been writing for my entire life, beginning with one page, single paragraph stories painstakingly typed on the family typewriter when I was eight years old. I usually write short stories in the science fiction or fantasy genres. I also have a huge fantasy novel that I've fully intended to finish for, oh, about nine years now. One of these days!
Do the people around you know what you write? How have they reacted, or how would they react?A few people know, but usually I just say "Oh, I've started self-publishing" and then carefully dodge the question of genre. I'm certainly not ashamed (you can't afford shame in this business) but it would be a very awkward conversation. Among my friends, it's basically turned into a running joke, so no problem there. I have a lot of open-minded friends.

I've written two stories in a new "Sex In Space" series. They're about a female space explorer named Zarah whose job is to set foot on potentially dangerous Earth-like planets before anyone else does. Someone has to be first, right? They're a lot of fun to write because science fiction lets you do about anything, and I've been taking full advantage of that.
I've always enjoyed writing science fiction, and I knew when I started this business that I would eventually meld that with erotica. I've had good, early success with those titles, and I'm very glad that people are enjoying them. Science fiction erotica is definitely something I'll continue to write.
Do you have a favourite, or favourites, among your stories?I've been surprised by how much I've liked a few of my stories once I've finished writing them. One is "Night Visitor," a story about ghost sex. I know that people enjoy paranormal erotica and I wanted to try writing it myself, but I was afraid that it would just turn out silly. But it took on a life of its own, and ended up being an emotional little story about a woman coming to terms with a hard breakup that, you know, just happens to have ghost sex at the end. It may not be for everyone, but I really enjoyed writing it!

I suppose what I'm trying to say is that I enjoy it when I'm trying to write a simple erotica short and my characters surprise me by coming to life, just a little, and telling a bit of their own story in between all the hot sex.
How do you normally go about writing an erotic story? Is there much, ahem, research involved...?My first step is to brainstorm ideas and think about which characters to put in which situations: a sort of mental assessment where I just ask myself, "What's turning me on today?" I like to always have something new to think about in terms of sex, so I'm always trying to think up new ideas. And sometimes an idea just strikes me out of nowhere. "Sex In Space: The Aphrodisiac Flower" originated with a throwaway joke that a friend made, and I just went all the way with it.
As for research... well, yes, sometimes! Only erotica authors can look at porn and be able to call it work. Sometimes you need to know how the position you want to describe would really work. If you're lucky, you might even have a partner to try it out with. Naked research: just another reason why we have the best job.
Do you have any favourite erotica authors?Even as new to this as I am, I increasingly see erotica authors as colleagues and friends rather than just other writers. There is really no sense of competition in this business; we all help each other out constantly, and it's an amazing little community. In particular, I'd like to mention Kitty Meaker, Lula Lisbon, Zara Black, Erika L. Foster, and all the rest of us who started in 2012. We're basically a support group, and we're all each other's cheerleaders. Carl East, Selena Kitt, and the other big names in the business, I don't know as well but they're my heroes and they're awesome for taking the time to dispense advice to us newbies. And last but not least, Delilah Fawkes is amazing, full of excellent advice and always ready with an encouraging word when we need it the most. I wouldn't have gotten anywhere in this business without her.
Oh, and yes, they can all write a good, hot story, too!
And finally, what can we expect to see from you soon?I tend to write stories in triplets, and it's looking like my next three are going to be about sex in public. In my next release, a shy woman attending her bachelorette party comes out of her shell and ends up having a bit too much fun with the male stripper hired by her friends. It'll be called "Stripped by the Stripper" and it should be coming out any day now.
More about Kali Lowe:Website: http://kaliloweerotica.com/Amazon Author Central: http://amazon.com/author/kaliTwitter: @KaliLoweEros
Published on March 31, 2012 07:00
Free erotica titles

But in the last few weeks it's been very exciting to see the success of one particular title.
Private Party, part of my Girls' Club series, went free at Amazon in the US in late February. In its first week or so that book was downloaded more than 2,000 times and it was soon lodged in and around the top 20 for free erotica, where it has remained ever since.
In March, downloads will top 10,000 for that title alone.
I love that so many readers have taken an interest in one of my titles. I hope that they'll enjoy it. And, of course, I hope that this will be a gateway book, and readers will go on to buy my other stories.
It'd be lovely if Amazon would make Private Party free at their UK and other stores, too, but that's very hard for me to influence. It'll happen soon, I hope.

Happy reading!
Forbidden Fruit:
Amazon US Amazon UK Private Party:
Amazon US Amazon UK
Published on March 31, 2012 03:05
March 30, 2012
Extract: Forbidden Fruit (Knee-tremblers series)

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Forbidden Fruit is available from:
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007PJOJC4 Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007PJOJC4
Published on March 30, 2012 03:06
March 28, 2012
Pollygraph (interviews with erotica authors): Kitty Meaker

I've always enjoyed reading erotica, and when I found out there was such a demand for it in the ebook market, I thought, "I could help fill that demand!" It turns out that writing erotica is as much fun as reading it, and getting paid to do it is just an added perk!
What kinds of erotica do you write?
As many kinds as possible, although I seem to be naturally attracted to writing about younger ladies with older men. But I'm not opposed to ladies with ladies, or men with men, or any combination in between! I'm currently working on some paranormal stories, and getting to use my imagination to deal with stories about ghosts and aliens has been really fun!
Tell us about your experiences as an erotica author. What have the big challenges and successes been?
The biggest challenge is one that most writers face: self-doubt. When I have a slow sales day or just can't write as much as I'd like, it's easy to think that I'm not any good at this. But I keep plugging along and as soon as I publish a new story, I feel good about writing again!
Do you write in other genres, too?
I write just about anything when it comes to erotica, but I don't write much outside of erotica. What I do write is for myself, and I don't publish it. Perhaps someday I'll put it out there for the world to see... but my erotica is much more interesting!
Do the people around you know what you write? How have they reacted, or how would they react?
My family knows, and they're supportive.
Tell us about your most recent titles.
I recently put together the Hot Sex Collection - four reasonably priced bundles that collect the best stories from over 15 erotica authors. I have a story in each bundle, so it's a great way for someone to check out my stuff!
Do you have a favourite, or favourites, among your stories?
Teenage Shave Party is my favorite story, and it's the favorite among readers as well. A group of college girls getting together for their first-time shaves, and then having raunchy sex with each other... what's not to love?
How do you normally go about writing an erotic story? Is there much, ahem, research involved...?
I find myself going to Google once or twice for every story to make sure I get some little detail right, but I mostly write from personal experience or having read about it in someone else's story. I find it's best to write from experience, and since becoming an erotica writer I find myself willing to try a lot more than I have in the past!
Do you have any favourite erotica authors?
Too many to name, but if I had to choose a couple of names, I'd go with Delilah Fawkes and Erika Foster. They really inspire me!
And finally, what can we expect to see from you soon?
A story about ghosts, a story about aliens, and a story about robots! They say to "write what you know"... and I know that I like things a little paranormal! These stories have been so much fun to write that I expect I'll be writing more paranormal stories in the future... at least after I take care of my next big idea!
More about Kitty Meaker:
Amazon profile: http://www.amazon.com/Kitty-Meaker/e/B006Y08N5O/Barnes and Noble profile: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/c/kitty-meakerTeenage Shave Party at amazon.com
Published on March 28, 2012 12:31
March 26, 2012
Soundbite review: Once a Cuckold by Katie Cramer
This one opens with Tom hiding outside, spying on his wife as she has sex with a stranger. All very well: this is what he'd arranged. The trouble is, she was meant to be having sex with a different stranger. This opening is a hallmark of Katie Cramer at work: it's hot and horny, but it's more than that - it sets up an intriguing situation, a puzzle that you just have to solve.
That the author manages to construct a story that's both clever and very sexy out of a marriage where the husband is inadequate is impressive: Tom is not at all well endowed, and he's not as young or handsome as the stud he watches screwing his wife; he can't even get it up until he watches his wife with someone else. This is smut of a higher class than most, and I'm definitely going to seek out more of Cramer's Cuckold stories.
Available from:
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That the author manages to construct a story that's both clever and very sexy out of a marriage where the husband is inadequate is impressive: Tom is not at all well endowed, and he's not as young or handsome as the stud he watches screwing his wife; he can't even get it up until he watches his wife with someone else. This is smut of a higher class than most, and I'm definitely going to seek out more of Cramer's Cuckold stories.
Available from:
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Published on March 26, 2012 12:56
March 25, 2012
Let's play tag
How do you find the books that might interest you on Amazon? You can browse by category, and by bestseller lists, you can look for authors you've enjoyed before, or you can just search. One of the ways Amazon keeps its searches accurate is by looking for tags that people can add to a book's page. And one of the things readers and friends can do to help an author is to add those tags. (Did you notice the hint there? Subtle or what?)
How to add those tags?
Just scroll down a book's page until you see the tags section, then you can add your own tags or simply click the existing tags if you agree with them. Even easier, when you're looking at a book's Amazon page, if you press 't' twice in rapid succession, you'll get a pop-up window where you can past a list of comma-separated tags (up to 15). While you're there, you can always click the 'like' button, too - another way to help an author you like.
If anyone would like to tag my books, I'd be very grateful, and just to make it easier for you, here's a set of links with suitable tags:
Bad Again
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006QMSUXA
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B006QMSUXA
TAGS: women's fantasies, cheating wife, open marriage, office sex, sex with two men, double teaming, double penetration, erotic fiction, sodomy, blow job, threesome, explicit erotica, sex stories, explicit sex, women's sex stories
The Rules of the Game
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006T0TE70
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B006T0TE70
TAGS: masturbation, foreplay, phone sex, illicit affair, airplane sex, anniversary sex, office sex, erotic fiction, blowjob, workplace sex, explicit erotica, sex stories, explicit sex, cheating wife, aeroplanes
Selena Does Porn
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006X7S90C
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B006X7S90C
TAGS: voyeurism, exhibitionism, public sex, sex with strangers, porn movies, cinema sex, masturbation, erotic fiction, blowjob, porn cinemas, explicit erotica, sex stories, explicit sex, explicit adult fiction, fellatio
Sleeping with the Past
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006YFNTYE
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B006YFNTYE
TAGS: gothic erotica, paranormal erotica, paranormal erotic romance, paranormal romance, gothic romance, victorian erotica, historical erotica, victorian porn, ghosts, paranormal, short stories, haunting, short ficton, gothic, forbidden love
Bad Girls
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0071EENFG
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0071EENFG
TAGS: women's fantasies, double penetration, threesome, office sex, double teaming, public sex, sex with strangers, explicit erotica, sex stories, girl on girl, shower sex, gym sex, exhibitionism, porn movies, cinema sex
Three Times a Virgin
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00737DM80
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00737DM80
TAGS: women's fantasies, open marriage, sex with two men, double teaming, double penetration, threesome, erotic fiction, sodomy, blow job, explicit erotica, sex stories, explicit sex, women's sex stories, MMF, bondage
The Lady in White
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0075CFWRW
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0075CFWRW
TAGS: gothic erotica, paranormal erotica, paranormal erotic romance, paranormal romance, gothic romance, victorian erotica, historical erotica, victorian porn, ghosts, paranormal, short stories, haunting, short ficton, gothic, historical porn
Stacey's Sleepover (or, A Threesome with my Boyfriend and his Best Friend)
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0078520BM
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0078520BM
TAGS: women's fantasies, sex with two men, double teaming, double penetration, threesomes, erotic fiction, open marriage, blow job, explicit erotica, sex stories, explicit sex, women's sex stories, MFM, erotic literature, oral sex
Raising the Dead
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007C8NC1C
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007C8NC1C
TAGS: gothic erotica, paranormal erotica, paranormal erotic romance, paranormal romance, gothic romance, victorian erotica, historical erotica, victorian porn, ghosts, paranormal, short stories, haunting, short ficton, gothic, historical porn
Getting Real
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007IJQM1C
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007IJQM1C
TAGS: womens fantasies, university sex, campus sex, classroom sex, college student erotica, professor, erotic fiction, oral sex, cunnilingus, group sex, gangbang, blow job, explicit erotica, sex stories, explicit sex
Danger Fucks: Personal Service
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007L4OLZ8
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007L4OLZ8
TAGS: public sex, risky sex, girls club, danger sex, stranger sex, anonymous sex, one night stands, casual sex, womens fantasies, erotic fiction, oral sex, blow job, explicit erotica, sex stories, explicit sex
Danger Fucks: XXX with my Ex
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007NZNG38
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007NZNG38
TAGS: threesomes, group sex, orgy, ex sex, public sex, risky sex, girls club, danger sex, casual sex, womens fantasies, erotic fiction, oral sex, blow job, explicit erotica, sex stories
Thank you!
How to add those tags?
Just scroll down a book's page until you see the tags section, then you can add your own tags or simply click the existing tags if you agree with them. Even easier, when you're looking at a book's Amazon page, if you press 't' twice in rapid succession, you'll get a pop-up window where you can past a list of comma-separated tags (up to 15). While you're there, you can always click the 'like' button, too - another way to help an author you like.
If anyone would like to tag my books, I'd be very grateful, and just to make it easier for you, here's a set of links with suitable tags:
Bad Again
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006QMSUXA
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B006QMSUXA
TAGS: women's fantasies, cheating wife, open marriage, office sex, sex with two men, double teaming, double penetration, erotic fiction, sodomy, blow job, threesome, explicit erotica, sex stories, explicit sex, women's sex stories
The Rules of the Game
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006T0TE70
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B006T0TE70
TAGS: masturbation, foreplay, phone sex, illicit affair, airplane sex, anniversary sex, office sex, erotic fiction, blowjob, workplace sex, explicit erotica, sex stories, explicit sex, cheating wife, aeroplanes
Selena Does Porn
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006X7S90C
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B006X7S90C
TAGS: voyeurism, exhibitionism, public sex, sex with strangers, porn movies, cinema sex, masturbation, erotic fiction, blowjob, porn cinemas, explicit erotica, sex stories, explicit sex, explicit adult fiction, fellatio
Sleeping with the Past
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006YFNTYE
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B006YFNTYE
TAGS: gothic erotica, paranormal erotica, paranormal erotic romance, paranormal romance, gothic romance, victorian erotica, historical erotica, victorian porn, ghosts, paranormal, short stories, haunting, short ficton, gothic, forbidden love
Bad Girls
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0071EENFG
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0071EENFG
TAGS: women's fantasies, double penetration, threesome, office sex, double teaming, public sex, sex with strangers, explicit erotica, sex stories, girl on girl, shower sex, gym sex, exhibitionism, porn movies, cinema sex
Three Times a Virgin
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00737DM80
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00737DM80
TAGS: women's fantasies, open marriage, sex with two men, double teaming, double penetration, threesome, erotic fiction, sodomy, blow job, explicit erotica, sex stories, explicit sex, women's sex stories, MMF, bondage
The Lady in White
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0075CFWRW
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0075CFWRW
TAGS: gothic erotica, paranormal erotica, paranormal erotic romance, paranormal romance, gothic romance, victorian erotica, historical erotica, victorian porn, ghosts, paranormal, short stories, haunting, short ficton, gothic, historical porn
Stacey's Sleepover (or, A Threesome with my Boyfriend and his Best Friend)
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0078520BM
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0078520BM
TAGS: women's fantasies, sex with two men, double teaming, double penetration, threesomes, erotic fiction, open marriage, blow job, explicit erotica, sex stories, explicit sex, women's sex stories, MFM, erotic literature, oral sex
Raising the Dead
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007C8NC1C
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007C8NC1C
TAGS: gothic erotica, paranormal erotica, paranormal erotic romance, paranormal romance, gothic romance, victorian erotica, historical erotica, victorian porn, ghosts, paranormal, short stories, haunting, short ficton, gothic, historical porn
Getting Real
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007IJQM1C
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007IJQM1C
TAGS: womens fantasies, university sex, campus sex, classroom sex, college student erotica, professor, erotic fiction, oral sex, cunnilingus, group sex, gangbang, blow job, explicit erotica, sex stories, explicit sex
Danger Fucks: Personal Service
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007L4OLZ8
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007L4OLZ8
TAGS: public sex, risky sex, girls club, danger sex, stranger sex, anonymous sex, one night stands, casual sex, womens fantasies, erotic fiction, oral sex, blow job, explicit erotica, sex stories, explicit sex
Danger Fucks: XXX with my Ex
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007NZNG38
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007NZNG38
TAGS: threesomes, group sex, orgy, ex sex, public sex, risky sex, girls club, danger sex, casual sex, womens fantasies, erotic fiction, oral sex, blow job, explicit erotica, sex stories
Thank you!
Published on March 25, 2012 04:10
March 24, 2012
Extract: Danger Fucks - XXX with my Ex

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Danger Fucks: XXX with my Ex is available from:
Amazon US Amazon UK Smashwords
Published on March 24, 2012 13:19
March 23, 2012
Pollygraph (interviews with erotica authors): Aubrey Watt
Aubrey wasn't willing to foolaround. "You wanna talk?" she said down the phone. "You talk inthe flesh, you hear me?" Always eager to keep our purveyors of smut sweet,I despatched my American operative, Sally Jones, to conduct the interview.
Aubrey walked into the interview room and sat on the metalfolding chair. Her dress was tight as the orifices in her stories, but Ifelt more professional in my tailored D&G two-button suit,clipboard tucked smartly under my elbow. [image error]
"I hear you've got some questions," she said,crossing her legs deliberately one over the other. She was cool as ice, thatwas for sure, and I knew it was going to be hard to wring true answers fromthose red laced panties.
"Relax, doll," I said. "This might take awhile." I crossed my own legs, flashing the soles of my Louboutin pumps.Sexier than underwear, if you ask me.
"Well, alright then." Her voice was a rumbledipped in honey. "Don't keep me waiting, sugar. Let's have the firstone."
"Of all the genres of all the artforms in this crazymessed-up world," I said, leaning forward in my chair,"why did youchoose to self-publish erotica?"
She cocked her head to one side, her hair falling over hereyes. "It's hot, and it sells." She pursed her lips, blotting herfire-engine red lipstick and looking me straight in the eyes. "And I cango to work naked."
The dame was right about one thing. It was hot. Some mightsay too hot.
"This PayPal fiasco," I said. "You knowanything about it?"
"I ain't heard nothing but some censors got frisky andstarted burning URLs. It's a shame, really. We're just a buncha booky broadstrying to make it in this hard world," she purred, and for a second Ialmost believed her.
"So you're all on the up and up?" I asked."None of the hard stuff?"
"And even if I did, what's it to you? Ain't nothingwrong with getting your kicks in fantasyland." She pouted. "All thepeople who know I write sex stories love it."
"Even your mother?"
She arched her brow. "Especially mymother."
"What kinda stuff do you write?" I peeredat her to see if she would tell me the truth.
"Cowboys, soldiers, undercover strippers." Herheavy lids blinked at me. "The undercover stripper story is my favorite,but I've only been doing it a coupla months and I still got a ways to go.My favorite romance novel when I was a just a girl was Scents byJohanna Kingsley. I'd love to be able to write the way she does."
"How do you write these things, anyway?" I askedas if I didn't already know, as if I hadn't already done one or two myself.
"It's just getting motivated to put pen to paper,"she said. "The ideas come easy. I'm always thinking about cocks."
Her hand flew up to her mouth as she realized what she hadsaid. I smiled at her and tapped the clipboard with the pen. "Alwayscocks, huh?"
She was cute when she tried not to blush. "I really dolove writing sexy stories. And even better is making the covers for them.Sometimes I'll just spend hours drooling over those fine manbodies..."
"Okay, okay, let's keep it dry here. So what'snext?" I shook my hair out behind me and poised my pen over my paper. Thiswas gonna be gold, I just knew it.
"I'm writing a longer novella called To Make a Man.It's about a digitally intelligent humanoid who finds love."
"A digiwhat now?" My brow furrowed in a confusedyet sexy way. My readers are usually up on the latest whiz-gadgetrybut this was something altogether new.
"Never mind about that," she said. "Just tell'em where to find me and I'll tell 'em when I'm done writing it."
"You got it, darling," I said, tucking my pen intomy cleavage. The dame stood up to leave, all legs and business, and I openedthe door for her.
"Thanks for coming in," I said, "Anythingelse I think of, I'll give you a shout."
"Don't be a stranger," she said, and walked intothe dark alley and out of my life.
More about Aubrey Watt:
One for the Pussy (Jenny Rockfort: Undercover Stripper)Aubrey's website: http://aubreywatt.com/Aubrey's blog: http://aubreywatt.com/blog/Aubrey on Twitter: twitter.com/#!/AubreyWattAubrey's AuthorCentral Page: http://www.amazon.com/Aubrey-Watt/e/B006Y0EQUU/
Aubrey walked into the interview room and sat on the metalfolding chair. Her dress was tight as the orifices in her stories, but Ifelt more professional in my tailored D&G two-button suit,clipboard tucked smartly under my elbow. [image error]
"I hear you've got some questions," she said,crossing her legs deliberately one over the other. She was cool as ice, thatwas for sure, and I knew it was going to be hard to wring true answers fromthose red laced panties.
"Relax, doll," I said. "This might take awhile." I crossed my own legs, flashing the soles of my Louboutin pumps.Sexier than underwear, if you ask me.
"Well, alright then." Her voice was a rumbledipped in honey. "Don't keep me waiting, sugar. Let's have the firstone."
"Of all the genres of all the artforms in this crazymessed-up world," I said, leaning forward in my chair,"why did youchoose to self-publish erotica?"
She cocked her head to one side, her hair falling over hereyes. "It's hot, and it sells." She pursed her lips, blotting herfire-engine red lipstick and looking me straight in the eyes. "And I cango to work naked."
The dame was right about one thing. It was hot. Some mightsay too hot.
"This PayPal fiasco," I said. "You knowanything about it?"
"I ain't heard nothing but some censors got frisky andstarted burning URLs. It's a shame, really. We're just a buncha booky broadstrying to make it in this hard world," she purred, and for a second Ialmost believed her.
"So you're all on the up and up?" I asked."None of the hard stuff?"
"And even if I did, what's it to you? Ain't nothingwrong with getting your kicks in fantasyland." She pouted. "All thepeople who know I write sex stories love it."
"Even your mother?"
She arched her brow. "Especially mymother."
"What kinda stuff do you write?" I peeredat her to see if she would tell me the truth.
"Cowboys, soldiers, undercover strippers." Herheavy lids blinked at me. "The undercover stripper story is my favorite,but I've only been doing it a coupla months and I still got a ways to go.My favorite romance novel when I was a just a girl was Scents byJohanna Kingsley. I'd love to be able to write the way she does."
"How do you write these things, anyway?" I askedas if I didn't already know, as if I hadn't already done one or two myself.
"It's just getting motivated to put pen to paper,"she said. "The ideas come easy. I'm always thinking about cocks."
Her hand flew up to her mouth as she realized what she hadsaid. I smiled at her and tapped the clipboard with the pen. "Alwayscocks, huh?"
She was cute when she tried not to blush. "I really dolove writing sexy stories. And even better is making the covers for them.Sometimes I'll just spend hours drooling over those fine manbodies..."
"Okay, okay, let's keep it dry here. So what'snext?" I shook my hair out behind me and poised my pen over my paper. Thiswas gonna be gold, I just knew it.
"I'm writing a longer novella called To Make a Man.It's about a digitally intelligent humanoid who finds love."
"A digiwhat now?" My brow furrowed in a confusedyet sexy way. My readers are usually up on the latest whiz-gadgetrybut this was something altogether new.
"Never mind about that," she said. "Just tell'em where to find me and I'll tell 'em when I'm done writing it."
"You got it, darling," I said, tucking my pen intomy cleavage. The dame stood up to leave, all legs and business, and I openedthe door for her.
"Thanks for coming in," I said, "Anythingelse I think of, I'll give you a shout."
"Don't be a stranger," she said, and walked intothe dark alley and out of my life.
More about Aubrey Watt:
One for the Pussy (Jenny Rockfort: Undercover Stripper)Aubrey's website: http://aubreywatt.com/Aubrey's blog: http://aubreywatt.com/blog/Aubrey on Twitter: twitter.com/#!/AubreyWattAubrey's AuthorCentral Page: http://www.amazon.com/Aubrey-Watt/e/B006Y0EQUU/
Published on March 23, 2012 13:34