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Super Smuttylicious Giveaway

If you haven’t picked up Thor Cox‘s GRAFFITI CITY: CUMMAGEDDON, you are missing out on something truly hysterical.

You’re also in luck!

My publishing house Howling Mad Press is hosting a kickass giveaway: a paperback proof copy of Thor’s monumentous compendium of awesome AND a $25 Amazon e-gift card. Enter to win below.

For those of you just joining this feast for the eyes and genitals, here’s the blurb for GRAFFITI CITY: CUMMAGEDDON:

Griffin City is a tampon-stuffed toilet flushing itself into the ocean, a viper’s nest of desperation, a decaying den of thieves, pimps, pushers, and cum-grubby whores. But it hasn’t always been like that. Signs of better times linger in faded postcards of cherry-cheeked families playing on Wankers Beach, laughing teenagers riding the roller coasters at Horny Island, and lovers entangled over luxurious meals at Prissy’s downtown.

Now, the restaurants are owned by crime lords. Horny Island has been castrated and left to rot on the edge of town. Barbed wire seals off quarantined beaches, caged with bashed-in signs warning of industrial waste, flesh-eating bacteria, and raw sewage.

Nobody needs a sign. You can smell that shit.

From the spoiled waters of the poisoned sea, across the crumbling reach of the downtown skyscrapers, to the nasty-ass labyrinth of Olde Towne and the shady “businesses” on Fuck Street, the whole city bleeds from a rectal cancer that will kill everything you ever loved before it stuffs you cock-first into the grave.

On I-69, coming into town, you can hear the gunfire. You can see the carnage. The acidic flicker of fluorescent lights going bad buzz and flash across a welcome sign spray-painted into layers of art for the damned, tagged into chaos by meth boyz, booze bitches, and the criminally insane.

GRIFFIN CITY IS DEAD, MOTHERFUCKERS.

LONG LIVE GRAFFITI CITY.

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This “graphic” novel contains all five issues of GRAFFITI CITY: CUMMAGEDDON in one righteous tome.

Check out my thoughts on each issue on Goodreads. All of these stories had me pissing myself laughing! If you read filthy erotica and love to laugh, you cannot go wrong with this series. Please, for the love of all that is unholy, CHECK IT OUT!

 

Issue 1: A License to Jizz

Issue 2: The Spy Who Jizzed Me

Issue 3: Thunderjizz

Issue 4: Live and Let Jizz

Issue 5: Jizzraker

 

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CAKE by Carmen Jenner is LIVE!

Cake, an all-new romantic and hilarious standalone from USA Today bestselling author Carmen Jenner is LIVE!

Poppy Porter’s ex is getting married … to her ex-best friend. To land her dream job of partner in the most prestigious firm on the Upper East Side, Poppy must now pull double shifts as their wedding planner and maid of honor. And the icing on a truly craptastic cake? Leo Nass. Handsome, infuriating, womanizer, and … the best man. Despite their longstanding loathing, Poppy doesn’t see Leo coming. Literally.

One ruined cake.

One archnemesis.

One hour to save the wedding.

Can they put their hatred aside long enough to save Poppy’s job and Bridezilla’s head from exploding?

Piece of cake, right?

 

Read Today!

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About Carmen:

Carmen Jenner is a thirty-something, USA Today and international bestselling author.

Her dark romance, KICK (Savage Saints MC #1), won Best Dark Romance Read in the Reader’s Choice Awards at RWDU, 2015.

A tattoo enthusiast, hardcore makeup addict and zombie fangirl, Carmen lives on the sunny North Coast of New South Wales, Australia, where she spends her time indoors wrangling her two wildling children, a dog named Pikelet, and her very own man-child.

A romantic at heart, Carmen strives to give her characters the HEA they deserve, but not before ruining their lives completely first … because what’s a happily ever after without a little torture?

 

Connect with Carmen:

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Cover Reveal for CAKE by Carmen Jenner

CAKE, an all-new romantic and hilarious standalone from my dear friend and USA Today bestselling author Carmen Jenner is coming March 1st! Just look at this adorable cover!

Book Bonanza Ticket Giveaway Is LIVE!

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Book Bonanza Jam-za!

If you’re even remotely plugged in to the book signing scene and have a pulse, you’ve probably heard about BOOK BONANZA, sure to be one of the biggest, baddest, most awesomest events of 2018. Colleen Hoover and her team of awesome over at the Bookworm Box are organizing the event, so you know it’s gonna be YUGE. Tickets for this signing sold out in minutes, and lots of readers were understandably crying in their Cheerios about not being able to go.

I’m honored to be a signing author at Book Bonanza July 20 – 21, 2018 in Denver. To commemorate my excitement about attending the event, I’m giving away ONE FREE TICKET TO A LUCKY NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIBER* next month!

Not a subscriber to my Wycked Wyldlings and/or Hard Rock Harlots newsletters yet? NO PROBLEM.

Join my lists today and be the first to receive details on February 14 (Happy Valentine’s Day!) about how to enter the upcoming giveaway. I promise not to spam you or share your information with anyone else, and I only send a couple of emails each month.

I’d LOVE to see you in Denver this summer!

* Be sure to add kendall at kendallgrey dot com to your contacts. You must CONFIRM your subscription to be added to my lists. If you don’t get a confirmation email from me shortly after subscribing, please check your spam folder (promotions folder for Gmail users). No confirmation = no chance to win a ticket.

Children of Blood and Bone

[image error]I recently downloaded the FREE sneak peek of the first six chapters of Children of Blood and Bone by Tomi Adeyemi from Amazon.

Oh. My. GODDESS. The world-building and characters have me totally hooked.

I cannot wait to read the rest on March 6, 2018!

Happy Book Birthday, BANG!

BANG

It’s BANG’s release day, and I couldn’t be happier! Thanks for joining me on the continuing Hard Rock Harlots journey. If you pre-ordered the book, you should have it on your Kindle. If not, you can snatch it up here for only $2.99 or FREE if you’re a Kindle Unlimited subscriber:

Amazon US
Amazon UK
Amazon CA
Amazon AU

 

HARD ROCK HARLOTS SERIES SALE

You’ve probably heard that STRINGS is FREE until tomorrow, and BEATS, NOCTURNES, and ROCK are all $0.99 on Amazon US and Amazon UK until tomorrow. If you haven’t picked up these books, you might want to grab them NOW. They won’t be on sale again for a while.

 

AMAZON GIFT CARD AND SIGNED BANG PAPERBACK GIVEAWAY

Enter my Rafflecopter giveaway for a chance at a $25 Amazon gift card and a signed paperback of BANG. Be sure to share with your friends. You can enter several times a day.

 

WRECKING BALL RAX/NEW NEWSLETTER

OOOOH! And did you SEE? I also have a new Hard Rock Harlots B-Side (Track 3): “Wrecking Ball Rax,” which is ONLY available to my HRH newsletter subscribers. Sign up and get your FREE short story NOW! Check out this blurb:

Every asshole has an origin story. Except for those who were born assholes.

Rax Wrathbone has an image problem, and he doesn’t give two fucks about it. Let the world think what it will. Rax is gonna do what Rax does best: feed (his alcohol addiction), fight (anything and everything in his way), and fuck (groupies, girlfriends, and occasionally his best friend Toombs).

When his “girlfriend” dubs him a wrecking ball that ruins everything he touches and promptly ditches him over rights to a song they both claim to own, Rax takes his frustrations out on Toombs, his bandmate and favorite punching bag. But in a drunken swirl of forbidden public sex, Rax learns that punching bags have a way of hitting back—especially when your head is turned and that son of a bitch clocks you in the face on the rebound.

☑ Alcohol addiction: FED

☑ Battle for stolen song: FOUGHT

☑ Submissive bandmate: FUCKED

☑ Emotional distance from said bandmate: Also FUCKED

 

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT

Thanks to everyone who’s shared, bought, talked about, and otherwise promoted my books this week. You own a special place in my heart. Hugs and licks from me to you!

SALE. Bad-Ass, Big-Time SALE.

If you haven’t figured out by now, BANG, book 5 in the Hard Rock Harlots series, releases tomorrow. I’m ecstatic to share Jillian Frost’s story with the world.

To celebrate while you wait for Jillian’s grand entrance, I’ve launched a massive 3-day sale on the first four books in the Hard Rock Harlots series!

STRINGS should be free on all Amazon retailers (links below). HUZZAH! If you haven’t had a chance to pick up this zany adventure filled with all sorts of sexual awakenings and … stirrings on an unspeakable scale, you cannot go wrong with FREE!

And if you fall in love with Letty and want to find out just how dirty Jinx is willing to get … BEATS is on sale for only 99 cents! (Sale begins at 11 am EST today)

And when you finish being thoroughly SHOCKED by the filth in BEATS, hold onto your strap-on because holy hell, Eve does things in NOCTURNES you do NOT want to Google! Find out what for only 99 cents! (Sale begins at 11 am EST today)

And just when you think these hawt, filthy rockers can’t possibly get any hotter or filthier, BIRTHDAY CLUB defies the laws of romance with a valiant middle finger in ROCK, which is also only 99 cents! (Sale begins at 11 am EST today)

To summarize:

STRINGS is FREE and BEATS, NOCTURNES, and ROCK are $0.99 on Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk today through October 18. Please double-check the prices before you one-click. Though I’ve pre-scheduled the price changes, sometimes Amazon is slow to implement them. (Edited to add: Like today. I’ve contacted KDP support, and they tell me that BEATS, NOCTURNES, and ROCK $0.99 sales should go live around 11 am EST today. Sorry for the wait!)

If you take a chance on these books, let me know what you think, okay? Be sure to read the warnings and heed them. They sound silly, but they’re legit! If you’re not sure if you can handle the smut (I turn that shit up to ELEVEN, motherfuckers!), grab the free sample from Amazon before you buy.

Last chance to pre-order BANG, book five in the Hard Rock Harlots series! It’s only $2.99 or FREE for Kindle Unlimited subscribers. What are you waiting for?

Amazon US

Amazon UK

Amazon CA

Amazon AU

Add to Goodreads

OOOOH! And did you SEE? I also have a new Hard Rock Harlots B-Side (Track 3): “Wrecking Ball Rax,” which is ONLY available to my HRH newsletter subscribers. Sign up and get your FREE short story NOW! Check out this blurb:

Every asshole has an origin story. Except for those who were born assholes.

Rax Wrathbone has an image problem, and he doesn’t give two fucks about it. Let the world think what it will. Rax is gonna do what Rax does best: feed (his alcohol addiction), fight (anything and everything in his way), and fuck (groupies, girlfriends, and occasionally his best friend Toombs).

When his “girlfriend” dubs him a wrecking ball that ruins everything he touches and promptly ditches him over rights to a song they both claim to own, Rax takes his frustrations out on Toombs, his bandmate and favorite punching bag. But in a drunken swirl of forbidden public sex, Rax learns that punching bags have a way of hitting back—especially when your head is turned and that son of a bitch clocks you in the face on the rebound.

☑ Alcohol addiction: FED

☑ Battle for stolen song: FOUGHT

☑ Submissive bandmate: FUCKED

☑ Emotional distance from said bandmate: Also FUCKED

BANG Excerpt #3

Anyone getting excited to read BANG? Only TWO MORE DAYS TO GO! Here’s another teaser from the book, specially formulated for Toombs lovers.

BANG Teaser #4

Want to pre-order BANG, book five in the Hard Rock Harlots series? It costs only $2.99 to own it. Kindle Unlimited subscribers can read it for FREE on October 17. What are you waiting for?

Amazon US

Amazon UK

Amazon CA

Amazon AU

Add to Goodreads