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May 19, 2016

It Felt Like Love

It Felt Like Love:



Shout-out to Tyler Gof Barton for letting my love story about crackhead blow jobs and the first Suicidal Tendencies LP crash at his crib.


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Published on May 19, 2016 06:29

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Watch the trailer for Sam Pink’s Your Glass Head...



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Watch the trailer for Sam Pink’s Your Glass Head against the Brick Parade of Now Whats, then buy the book. Easy. 


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Published on April 29, 2016 15:56

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Your Own Back Yard ~ Writing and Art ~ Michael Gillan Maxwell

Your Own Back Yard ~ Writing and Art ~ Michael Gillan Maxwell:

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Dope review of Tables Without Chairs #1, which you can download for only 99 cents right now on AMAZON


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Published on April 04, 2016 21:37

April 1, 2016

Your Glass Head against the Brick Parade of Now Whats: A Beautiful Nice Poem - Kindle edition by Sam Pink. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

Your Glass Head against the Brick Parade of Now Whats: A Beautiful Nice Poem - Kindle edition by Sam Pink. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.:

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Sam Pink’s epic Your Glass Head Against The Brick Parade Of
Now Whats is now available for you to download, and we’re talkin’: 666 beasts.
666 dead bodies. 666 different forms of sad. 666 new problems. 2 broken
lawnmowers in a dumpster. 1 smashed dollhouse in an alley, surrounded by drug
needles. 1 corpse covered
by 3 gigantic bees. 1 dead bull. 1 balloon with a dead bird taped to it. 1
burnt corpse spay-painted gold. A mouth filled with 10 guns. 1 quick painless
death. 1 long painless death. 1 medium-sized extremely painful and terrifying
death. No breasts. Head-butt fu. Firing squad fu. Beaten to death by a baseball
bat fu. Heads roll. Thumbs down to you and everything else all the fucking
time. “Your body on an IV of renewed negativity.” Ten swords through a skull.
Head though walls. Head through glass. Head through coffins. Smiling like a
dead rat poked with a stick. Ghost bayonets. Squirt gun filled with blood fu.
Pulling out your teeth on the subway fu. Knives through your heart fu. Picking
up flowers with broken hands. Staring at dead bugs stacked on a windowsill. A
monster with a head made of a 100 toothless mouths, another with a head full of
knives. Someone stabs themselves in the throat while fucking. Gratuitous bullet
holes in a coffin fu. Head on fire. Come-stained sweatpants. Someone is duct-taped
and tossed alive into Lake Michigan on a cold winter night. National Book Award
nomination for the depressed person who says, “This is the best birthday ever,”
and another for the person who grabs a door for someone and says, “Here let me
get that for you” then puts their own head between the door and slams it a
bunch. 98 on the vomit meter. A shut-in classic. 4 stars. Joe Bob says check it
out!


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Published on April 01, 2016 08:56

March 28, 2016

Book Review: Brian Ellis on Bridget Fonda by Elizabeth Ellen

Book Review: Brian Ellis on Bridget Fonda by Elizabeth Ellen:



I reviewed Elizabeth Ellen’s latest book (Dostoyevsky Wannabe)/actress Bridget Fonda’s career at The Collapsar, so party.


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Published on March 28, 2016 09:31

March 27, 2016

PRE-ORDER THE NEW SAM PINK E-BOOK! OUT APRIL 1!

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YOUR GLASS HEAD AGAINST THE BRICK PARADE OF NOW WHATS: A Beautiful Nice Poem by SAM PINK



Crying a single gigantic tear that is the combined tears of never crying and it comes on with the feeling of a sneeze and caves your head in and you feel normal, but not for that long.


Just long enough to know it wasn’t real.


Which means on to new problems.



The much-anticipated poetry chapbook by Sam Pink, author of the cult favorites Person and I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It, has been called “dark and funny,” “lighthearted and deep,” and “intelligent and childlike,” so don’t miss out on the motherfucker the Los Angeles Review of Books says is, “Simply one of the best, darkest, funniest, wildest, and [most] touching writers we’ve got.”


70 pages


Paperback from Snigletti Haus: $8.00 - ORDER HERE!


E-book from House of Vlad Productions: $2.99 - DOWNLOAD HERE!


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Published on March 27, 2016 12:47