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HOLY CRAP YOUR PANTS BATMAN! SALE!!

Grab your tits. No. Grab my tits. I put my bullshit on sale because my good friend Helena Hunting stuffed the back of her runaway hit PUCKED BUY PUCKED here!!!! It's amazing and I love it HARD!!! and a bunch of people have poked at Fire Down Below with the toe of their shoe.

So I dropped my pants and the price. $2 and you will probably laugh at least ten times.

I love you.

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Poughkeepsie Begins Teaser

"Sometimes you have to imagine the best in someone when they're at their worst." ~Poughkeepsie Begins

Event tonight! 8-10pm

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Easter Author and Blog Hop Debra Anastasia Stop!!

Hoppy Easter!! I'm part of this amazing hop hosted by Tijan's Books where you can hop all over the internet and win...
Posted by Debra Anastasia on Friday, April 3, 2015

Hoppy Easter!! I'm part of this amazing hop hosted by Tijan's Books where you can hop all over the internet and win your face off!! I'm giving away a print, signed copy of Fire Down Below and a maxi pad puppet! Like this page and report the number in the comments for entry. International okay, Facebook is not responsible and the author is not responsible for prizes lost in the mail. After participating in my giveaway HOP to the next one here: https://www.facebook.com/authorSaraCeli with Sara Celi If you get lost, you can always go here http://www.facebook.com/tijansbooks

THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST

 
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#FeelThemUp

Today on 1st of the month Romance Readers and Writers and Bloggers are coming together (you all have dirty minds and this is serious!) to do our monthly breast exam!! I'm asking that you do a self exam  on the 1st and Tweet and Facebook #FeelThemUp ! We are going to do this EVERY month until the Internet gives up. Join me at @Debra_Anastasia on Twitter and HERE on Facebook



It occurred to me that on that majestic day, a few readers, writers, and bloggers might actually find a lump or something suspicious. I want to make sure that ladies have good information, websites and forums to turn to.I have no medical advice to offer, but the links below can help guide you through any questions you might have, but always, always make an appointment with your doctor if you have a question or lumps or anything!! They are there to help you.

Please take a peak at these links for more information on breast cancer and a how to by some sexy dudes. 

NationalBreastCancer.org

Komen.org

Balls in Romance!!

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Command The Tides

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I’ll help Sarah take Darren. Taya, take my sword and cover us.”</i></div><div class="normal" style="text-indent: .5in;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">    </span>“The girl? She’s like to cut off her own feet as an enemy!” Liam hissed.</i></div><div class="normal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Taya felt her face grow hot. As always when she felt embarrassment closing in, she covered it with anger. She grabbed Jeremy’s sword by the hilt, drawing it out with one smooth motion and swinging it down so the point touched the</i></div><div class="normal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">ground just an inch in front of Liam’s foot. She felt Jeremy take a staggering</i></div><div class="normal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">step backward, startled.</i></div><div class="normal" style="text-indent: .5in;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“I will not only cut our enemy, I will cut the feet off of our enemy and</i></div><div class="normal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">leave them to bleed in the dirt. I haven’t let us down yet, and I certainly don’t</i></div><div class="normal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">intend to start now. And if you ever call me ‘the girl’ again, I will show you</i></div><div class="normal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">exactly what I am expert at cutting off,” she snarled, and then she hoisted the</i></div><div class="normal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">sword and spun on her heel, storming away before he could react.</i></div><div class="normal" style="text-indent: .5in;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">She stood at the edge of their sad, sodden company, the hilt of the sword</i></div><div class="normal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">resting snugly in the palm of her hand, her back straight and her head held high,</i></div><div class="normal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">and the only thing going through her mind was the fact she had absolutely,</i></div><div class="normal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">completely, no idea how to use a sword.</i></div><div align="center" class="normal" style="text-align: center;">♢♢♢♢♢♢</div><div align="center" class="normal" style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="normal"><br /></div><div class="normal">Book Title: Command The Tides (The Chronicles of Midvalen, Book One)</div><div class="normal">Author: Wren Handman</div><div class="normal">ISBN: 9781623421809</div><div class="normal">Genre: Romantic Fantasy</div><div class="normal">Available in Paperback and Ebook March 17, 2015</div><div class="normal"><br />Amazon: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Command-Tides-W... class="normal"><br />BN.com: <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/comma... class="normal"><br />Goodreads Link: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2... style="color: #1155cc;">https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2... class="normal"><br />Simon and Schuster Link: <a href="http://books.simonandschuster.com/Com... style="color: #1155cc;">http://books.simonandschuster.com/Com... class="normal"><br /></div><div class="normal">Author Bio:</div><div class="normal"><br /></div><div class="normal"><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: "trebuchet ms"; mso-fareast-font-family: "trebuchet ms";">Wren Handman is a novelist, fiction writer, and playwright. Her first novel, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Last Cut</i>, was published by James Lorimer Publishing Ltd (Sept 2012) and is aimed at teenagers with reading difficulties. She has published short stories both in print and online, including in the anthology <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Voice From the Planet</i> (Harvard Square Editions) and the online magazine <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Crow Toes Quarterly</i>, an award-winning Canadian children’s publication. For regular updates check out her short fiction project, Lucid Dreaming (</span><a href="http://www.wrenhandman.com/lucid-drea... style="color: #1155cc; font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: "trebuchet ms"; mso-fareast-font-family: "trebuchet ms";">www.wrenhandman.com/lucid-dreaming<... style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: "trebuchet ms"; mso-fareast-font-family: "trebuchet ms";">), which responds to original art pieces with flash fiction stories.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: "trebuchet ms"; mso-fareast-font-family: "trebuchet ms";">Author Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/wrenhandman" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/wrenhandman </a></span></div><div class="normal"><br /></div><div class="normal"><br /></div><div class="normal"><br /></div>