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September 7, 2011

A Noob's Exploration Of The New DC 52: Now With Audio!

As a bit of an experiment in podcasting, I've put up the next episode of my exploration of DC's rebooted line in audio form. Now all you curious people can make fun of my accent.

If you missed last week's review of Justice League #1, you can find it here. In short, I felt it was lacking punch.

Today I'm looking at three of the new #1s: Action Comics, Swamp Thing, and Batgirl. If you don't want to listen to me ramble, here's the Cliff Notes:

Action Comics: Decent. Will pick up again.

Swamp Thing: ...

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Published on September 07, 2011 21:48

Smash Bros. Fatalities

So brutal, and yet so awesome.



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Published on September 07, 2011 15:25

August 31, 2011

A Noob's Exploration Of The New DC 52: Part 1

So DC Comics' reboot is finally here, starting with a shiny new Justice League #1. If the last sentence made absolutely no sense to you, then fear not; you're in the right place.



In what could be construed (by a cynical person, of course, perhaps someone wearing an eye patch and stroking a cat) as either a cheap marketing gimmick or a conscious desire to set fire to well over half a century of comics history, DC, creator of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman and enough B-grade superheroes to populate a small country, has restarted a whole bunch of their major comic book lines (and added some new ones).



DC's reasons for the reboot revolve around enticing fresh new readers to pick up their comic books. What with having so many characters and a plethora of timelines that got shifted around every five minutes, getting into the DC Universe was a little like trying to get the hot girl at school to look past the pimples and braces and see The Real You.



And that's where I come in. No, I'm not trying to pick up girls. I could be considered one of the targets of the reboot. While I am a card-carrying geek, I never had the dedication, willpower or disposable income to be a regular comics buyer. I loved the characters, watched the movies and animated series, but most of my interactions with the comics came from checking out the trade paperbacks from the library.



So begins my (not so) Grand Experiment. I am going to attempt to read all 52 #1 issues of the new reboot. I'll give my impressions of all of them here on this blog, and we'll see whether the reboot manages to convince me to start picking up any of the new series on a regular basis.



So now, let me begin with the very first of the #1s:



Justice League #1 (Beware: minor spoilers)



It's 5 years in the past, Batman is still just an urban legend, and superhumans are beginning to appear. The whole "uncontrolled vigilantes with incredibly destructive powers" thing isn't going over too well with the authorities, who naturally decide the answer is to just shoot them and then worry about the consequences later (presumably by planting heroin and guns on Batman's body).



Despite the pretty cover picture of the entire Justice League flying/running to save the day, most of these characters don't even get a look in. The only characters in this issue are Batman and the Green Lantern (who decide to have a pissing contest over who's the awesomest hero) and a brief appearance by Superman (who seems to enjoy punching other heroes for the hell of it). Oh, and there's also a slightly out of place bit of Cyborg's pre-hero backstory.



But the lack of an entire fully-formed Justice League isn't necessarily a bad thing. The Batman/Green Lantern dynamic actually works quite well at showcasing their contrasting personalities. Batman is grim, angry and slightly sarcastic, while Green Lantern is cocky and kind of an idiot.



The problem is the comic lacks much of a plot. Batman and Green Lantern chase a mysterious alien robot around Gotham for a while, and a major villain who will obviously be appearing to kick some ass in the next few issues is mentioned. And then, for some inexplicable reason, the two decide to go check out this "Superman" they've been hearing all about (there's some handwaving about "dangerous aliens", but it seems awfully random).



We get some unintentionally hilarious lines from Batman ("You flew us to Metropolis in a glowing green jet?" What, had he been asleep the whole journey? Did he not notice this wasn't your average economy class seat? World's Greatest Detective my ass), Green Lantern continues being cocky and gets Superman's fist in his face, and then the issue ends.



I can't help but feel DC should have done a double issue for the very first of the new Justice League series. For someone coming to comics to the first time, there really wasn't enough meat in the story. Perhaps they should have started with an already formed Justice League doing battle with something impressive, and saved the origin story for a later issue. On the plus side, the art is excellent, and I sure do like pretty pictures.



So the issue could've been stronger, and probably should have been to try and hook those new readers. Since it's the Justice League, pretty much the cornerstone of the DC Universe, I'll give the next couple of issues a shot. But I'm hoping for some bigger and more awesome things in the rest of the 52.



The challenge has been set, DC. Your move.
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Published on August 31, 2011 15:51

A Noob's Exploration Of The New DC 52: Part 1

DC Comics' reboot is finally here, starting with a shiny new Justice League #1. If the last sentence made absolutely no sense to you, then fear not; you're in the right place.

In what could be construed (by a cynical person, of course, perhaps someone wearing an eye patch and stroking a cat) as either a cheap marketing gimmick or a conscious desire to set fire to well over half a century of comics history, DC, creator of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman and enough B-grade superheroes...

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Published on August 31, 2011 15:40

August 26, 2011

Why "The Mercury Men" Is The Best Damn Retro Noir Sci-Fi Web Serial Around Right Now

If you haven't heard of The Mercury Men, you're probably not alone. The 10 episode series (7 minutes each) filmed for less than $10,000 was recently picked up by SyFy for distribution online, where all 10 episodes are now available. Written and directed by Chris Preksta and filmed as an independent production (yay indies!), it's really something special.

Let me lay the story on you. It's 1975, and apparently color hasn't been invented yet. Edward Borman, a nobody stuck in a dead-end job, is about to leave the office after a hard day avoiding work. Only, before he can leave, his office building is seized by glowing aliens. Aliens that shoot lightning from their goddamn fingers.

Enter Jack Yaegar, gunslinging engineer who works for the mysterious "League". It seems the aliens are hatching a doomsday plot, and they're using Edward's office building to stage it. If Edward and Jack don't stop the invaders, Edward's not going to have to worry about his job anymore.

So why is this web series so ridiculously awesome? Well, for starters, the series drips with retro coolness. Everything, from the concept to the script to the format is clearly inspired by the likes of the old Flash Gordon shows. There's a bunch of nods to these old serials, and a few to more modern works that were also inspired by them, like Indiana Jones and Star Wars. Each episode ends on a cliffhanger, and it's always one that leaves you frustrated (but in that good kind of way). Cliffhangers are a tricky art to master, but Preksta and the gang have pulled it off expertly.

But it's not just the retro style that makes The Mercury Men cool. No, it's the fact that they do it with a straight face. It's got just enough cheese to make you smile, but not enough to make you cringe. Sure, they don't take themselves too seriously, but it's not a parody either. They've taken those stylistic trappings and made something new and beautiful out of it.



But it's the main characters, Edward and Jack, that make the series into more than just another web serial. From Edward's attempts to weasel his way out of every task that's thrust upon him, to Jack's cool-headed gunplay (the dude fires glowing bullets from a revolver, and he does it with class), that are the real draw. From the minute you first meet them, you already have a clear idea of who these people are. Not an easy thing to do in 7 minute episodes. Sure, the characters are archetypes, but that's in no way a bad thing. Hell, it just adds to the old-timey feel of the show. But more importantly, it's the fate of these characters that makes you watch "one more episode, for real this time" when the To Be Continued title pops up on screen.



And it's these characters that make you want to want to scream when the series ends on (you guessed it) another cliffhanger. (If you're reading this, Chris Preksta and crew, you best be making Season 2. Especially if you don't want your brain to end up in a jar.)



So follow the crew on Twitter and check out the trailer below, then watch the first episode. If you're outside the US, like me, you may have trouble getting access to the show on Hulu. Try iTunes, or you can be a bit naughty and use a proxy server to get around the regional restrictions. Or else you may just have to wait until it comes to your country.



But to hell with that. That's one cliffhanger I don't need.













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Published on August 26, 2011 00:22

Why "The Mercury Men" Is The Best Damn Retro Noir Sci-Fi Web Serial Around Right Now

If you haven't heard of The Mercury Men, you're probably not alone. The 10 episode series (7 minutes each) filmed for less than $10,000 was recently picked up by SyFy for distribution online, where all 10 episodes are now available. Written and directed by Chris Preksta and filmed as an independent production (yay indies!), it's really something special.

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Published on August 26, 2011 00:02

August 23, 2011

Awesome Fan-Made "Portal" Short Film

Everyone loves the game "Portal". Even people who don't play games. Hell, I bet there are undiscovered tribes in South America who hum "Still Alive" while they're out hunting.



So it doesn't really come as a surprise that fan films are appearing. And I have to say, this one is goddamn brilliant. Portal: No Escape is directed by Dan Trachtenberg, and it transfers the aesthetic of the Portal universe to a dark, live-action movie.



Do yourself a favor and watch it. Do it now. Now, I said!



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Published on August 23, 2011 23:30

Awesome Fan-Made "Portal" Short Film

Everyone loves the game "Portal". Even people who don't play games. Hell, I bet there are undiscovered tribes in South America who hum "Still Alive" while they're out hunting.


So it doesn't really come as a surprise that fan films are appearing. And I have to say, this one is goddamn brilliant. Portal: No Escape is directed by Dan Trachtenberg, and it transfers the aesthetic of the Portal universe to a dark, live-action movie.


Do yourself a favor and watch it. Do it now. Now, I said!



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Published on August 23, 2011 23:19

August 1, 2011

Cover Art for "The Man Who Crossed Worlds"

It's a hell of a feeling, seeing your characters for the first time. Of course, you see them in your head all the time, and you do your best to get those images onto the page, but it's never quite the same as actually seeing the character with your own eyes.



As the sort of guy whose stick figures send small children running in terror, it amazes me how visual artists can convey so much information instantly. So when the cover art for my upcoming urban fantasy novel (published under my Chris Strange pen name) popped into my inbox, I was practically doing a jig (you don't want to see me dancing; trust me, it's not a pretty thing).



The cover is both fun and dark, full of motion and action, and unashamedly pulpy. Most importantly, it doesn't take itself too seriously.



In short, it IS my novel.



I offer my sincerest thanks to my artist, Hiep Ha Dzung, for creating such awesome artwork. I'm incredibly grateful to have had the chance to work with him.



Perhaps if people are interested I'll do a blog post in the future about how I went about commisioning an artist. But for now, without further ado, I'll show you the artwork. I hope you like it as much as I do.



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All Miles Franco wants is a cold beer and a bit of peace and quiet. What he's got is an empty wallet, a shoebox apartment in a city run by gangsters, and a job that looks set to put him in an early grave. Miles is a freelance Tunneler, a man who can open portals to transport people from Earth to an alternate dimension known as Heaven. Not the real Heaven, you understand, the one with angels and harps and lists of who's been naughty and who's been nice. This Heaven is a hell of a lot stranger.



When the cops haul Miles downtown for smuggling the natives of Heaven to Earth illegally, they offer him a choice: help them bring down a mysterious drug lord and his interdimensional drug-smuggling operation, or face a long stretch in the pen. Which, of course, is no choice at all.



But when Miles starts playing police lapdog, he soon figures out this ain't no ordinary drug he's dealing with. Some nasty people are willing to spill a lot of blood to protect their interests, and Miles is about to learn that nosing around in gang business is a dangerous job in a city where everyone's on the take and the gangsters play for keeps.



So much for that peace and quiet.

THE MAN WHO CROSSED WORLDS

Coming Fall 2011

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Published on August 01, 2011 01:38

Cover Art for "The Man Who Crossed Worlds"

It's a hell of a feeling, seeing your characters for the first time. Of course, you see them in your head all the time, and you do your best to get those images onto the page, but it's never quite the same as actually seeing the character with your own eyes.

As the sort of guy whose stick figures send small children running in terror, it amazes me how visual artists can convey so much information instantly. So when the cover art for my upcoming urban fantasy novel popped into my inbox, I was p...

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Published on August 01, 2011 01:01