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October 29, 2022
The Billionaire Cowboy's Christmas: Who wouldn't want to be a billionaire? Turns out winning the lottery causes as many problems as it solves. #Cowboys #Romance #ContemporaryRomance #ReadzTule

He has everything this Christmas, but all he wants is the quiet ranch life he’s losing…
When Josh Tomlinson’s Texas ranching family wins a fortune in the lottery, the formerly tight-knit family is suddenly on edge. Seeking advice, Josh reluctantly contacts family friend and now attorney, Carly Garza. His business is serious, yet he can’t believe Carly’s morphed from a long-legged colt of a girl to a sophisticated woman. Besides, he knows the intelligent Carly has no interest in a quiet, rugged cowboy like him.
Carly’s crushed on Josh for years, and she plans to ask him out now that she’s back in Last Stand. She’s hoping he’ll finally see her as someone other than his younger brother’s middle school girlfriend. But when Josh needs advice on how to handle his family’s lottery win, his client and billionaire statuses put him firmly out of reach. If only her heart could ignore the sparks that flare between them.
They’re already keeping the family’s lottery win a secret from the town. Can they also hide their budding romance during the most magical time of year?
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"Through all the Christmas festivities and excitement of their big win, Josh comes up with the ultimate Christmas surprise for Carly. This part made me tear up. I really enjoyed this book and already anxious to read the next books that will follow. I can’t wait to see how each of the brothers life will change and how they find their true love." BookBub review
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“Carly, what would you do if you could do anything?”
“Me?” She took a step back, breaking contact, her eyes wide.
“Sure, you’re asking us to think about what we would do. What would you do?”
Her mouth hung open for a second. Then she shook her head with a wry smile. “I don’t have to answer that question. I’m not the one with a billion dollars.”
“It’s still a good question, don’t you think?” He really wanted to know her answer. “Maybe everyone should ask themselves once in a while. You know, to make sure we’re on the right path.”
“Yeah, maybe. It’s not a bad idea. Okay, I’ll think about it.” She studied him through narrowed eyes. Then she took a step forward and tapped his chest with one finger. “But don’t go thinking you can spend your fortune on mydreams, buddy. I can make my own way.”
“Of course you can. I bet you can do anything.” He believed that. But he really wanted to do something to make her smile.


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October 15, 2022
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October 7, 2022
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Four friends live in a dangerous world. They learn martial arts and magic, skills they take back to their war-torn homes: in a Europe overrun by violent gangs following the fall of Rome; an Australia where racist elites oppress Chinese miners; a Salt City in the Saharan desert, where a power-hungry dictator overthrows the matriarchy; and the American colonies, ruled by the grasping Brython Empire. Bound by friendship, these young people rally to protect The Regalia that control the elements.
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October 3, 2022
The Accidental Detective is back! Turning fifty in her childhood bedroom wasn’t on her bucket list… #mystery #CozyMystery #BookBuzz #BookRecommendation

Turning fifty in her childhood bedroom wasn’t on her bucket list…
Kate Tessler is convinced her sister is trying to kill her. In fact, she might prefer death to Jen’s “50 for 50 Challenge,” where Kate will try fifty new things throughout the year she turns fifty. Still adjusting to her new underemployed life back in her childhood home in Phoenix, the last thing Kate wants is to prepare for paddle boarding, especially when she receives an anonymous message claiming that Mayor Todd Paradise is taking bribes. The author claims to have proof, including photos, and challenges Kate to publish the story.
Could good guy Todd, Kate’s almost boyfriend, really be corrupt or is someone trying to set him up? Kate sets out to discover the truth, with help from her multi-generational, unconventional, and often unhelpful crew. She thrived reporting from war zones as an international war correspondent, but can she survive a deadly fundraising party, a close encounter with a taser, a turn at an open mic night, and a hundred-pound dog named Whiskers?
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Chapter 1 Excerpt:“You’re trying to kill me,” I said.
After a lifetime of desert living, I had not expected a watery death. I’d grown up in Arizona, spent much of my adult life as a war correspondent in the Middle East, and had returned to Arizona a few months earlier after a bomb tore up my leg. Now my sister had determined that I should do a “fifty at fifty” challenge, where I tried fifty new things the year I turned fifty. It was hard to say no to Jen, mainly because she ignored the word and rolled right over you anyway. , so we’d started early. At least she was paying for this “adventure” (in the financial sense; I might wind up paying in other ways), and she was doing it with me.
“Don’t be a baby,” Jen said. “Lots of people do paddleboarding. Children do it.”
“Uh, you do realize it’s called stand-up paddleboarding? Have you seen me stand lately?”
Jen gave a dramatic sigh. “You’re fine. You’re getting too dependent on the cane anyway.”
Easy for her to say. She wasn’t the one who had to use it. To be honest, my leg had gotten stronger over the last few months. I still limped and bumped into walls when I first got up after sleeping or sitting for a while, but once I’d taken twenty steps or so, I could usually walk straight. And the paddleboard instructor knew about my . . . situation. I still hesitated to use the word disability. It didn’t seem fair to claim that status when my injury was sudden and hopefully temporary. Plus, I didn’t want to be disabled. Granted, who did? Most people probably faced that future kicking and screaming, or in my case, punching and screaming, since kicking got harder when you had a bad leg.
The instructor got each of us set up with a life vest and a safety whistle. The whistle was required by law, in theory to warn boaters, but I figured it would also let me call for help if I got in trouble. An ankle leash would keep the board close, and the board could also be used as a flotation device. The paddle would help us move out into the lake and back again. Then we had hats, sunglasses, and long-sleeved shirts for sun protection. I’d gone into war zones with less equipment.
While the guide, Misty, helped the other people in the group, I quickly checked my email on my phone. I was hoping for a response from my boss at the Associated Press on my latest submission.
No response from her. I did see an email marked Urgent: Private, which was intriguing enough for a quick look.
Mayor Todd Paradise is taking bribes. Do you have the courage to publish the story?
I went cold, and not from the cool breeze off the lake. Todd Paradise had been a year behind me in high school. He’d gone from junior class president thirty years ago to mayor of our local town within the greater Phoenix area. I’d been spending time with him since I got home, and he seemed as nice and honest as ever.
The note wasn’t signed, and the email address didn’t provide any clues to the identity of the sender. It would be easy to dismiss the accusation, but that wouldn’t do Todd any favors. I could see three possibilities. Todd was taking bribes, in which case the story should be told, regardless of my personal feelings. Todd had done something that led someone to incorrectly believe he was taking bribes, in which case it was better to find out what was going on now, before the accusations became public. Or someone was targeting Todd with lies, in which case he needed to know that.
I emailed back: I’ll need proof and I need to know who you are.
“Time to put your phones away,” Misty said. Many people had been taking pictures of themselves or each other as they geared up. Now Misty collected the phones to stow them in the van. None of us could guarantee we wouldn’t take a spill into the water, and I could pretty much guarantee I would. The company had waterproof cameras for sale for those who wanted to record their adventures. Jen had one, of course.
We practiced getting onto the board and standing up several times on land before wading into the water. “I’m going to get you for this,” I whispered to Jen. “Be honest. Your real business plan is to make money off of humiliating pictures of me, isn’t it? You realize I don’t have any money to pay blackmail.”
“That’s fine,” she said. “The real money is in ads on YouTube videos. I’ll need you to go viral though, so make it good.”
We spread out in the shallow water, far enough apart that if one of us fell, we wouldn’t crash into the next person. Then Misty led us through the process of getting onto the board in a kneeling position, then crouching, and finally standing.
My muscles strained with the effort to balance. Falling into the water wouldn’t actually kill me, but I wanted to prove something, if only to myself. At the very least, I didn’t want to be the first person in the group to fall.
“See? I told you it wouldn’t be so bad,” Jen said.
I very slowly and carefully turned to look at her.
“Hold on. I want a photo to prove this happened.” She shifted her paddle to her left hand and fumbled with the waterproof camera strapped around her wrist.
My board bobbed gently in the waves at the edge of the lake. My bad leg ached as I tried to keep my knees bent and my back straight, as instructed. I attempted a smile that felt more like a grimace.
As Jen got the camera up to her eye level, she wobbled. Her paddle smacked against the side of the board. Her arms flailed, the camera flying to the end of its wrist strap.
Jen plunged into the cold lake water.
She came up spluttering and tossing her head. I laughed so hard I had to kneel on my board and grab the sides. The water rocked the board and splashed my hands and knees, but at least I didn’t fall off.
When I could breathe again, I said, “Don’t forget to get a photo of yourself. I want to prove this happened.”
Jen grinned, pointed the camera toward herself, and took a picture as she leaned on the board with one arm.
Maybe this fifty at fifty thing wouldn’t be so bad after all.

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October 2, 2022
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When patients are dying at an Alzheimer's unit, a former war correspondent must use her journalism skills to uncover the killer and save her mother. Kate has followed the most dangerous news stories around the world, but can she survive going home?
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Turning fifty in her childhood bedroom wasn’t on her bucket list…
Kate Tessler is convinced her sister is trying to kill her. In fact, she might prefer death to Jen’s “50 for 50 Challenge,” where Kate will try fifty new things throughout the year she turns fifty. Still adjusting to her new underemployed life back in her childhood home in Phoenix, the last thing Kate wants is to prepare for paddle boarding, especially when she receives an anonymous message claiming that Mayor Todd Paradise is taking bribes. The author claims to have proof, including photos, and challenges Kate to publish the story.
Could good guy Todd, Kate’s almost boyfriend, really be corrupt or is someone trying to set him up? Kate sets out to discover the truth, with help from her multi-generational, unconventional, and often unhelpful crew. She thrived reporting from war zones as an international war correspondent, but can she survive a deadly fundraising party, a close encounter with a taser, a turn at an open mic night, and a hundred-pound dog named Whiskers?
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September 28, 2022
Felony Melanie and the Prank War: based on characters from the movie Sweet Home Alabama is now in paperback! #romcombooks #romcomreads #southern #YAlit #romance #romcom @dougeboch

Based on characters from the movie Sweet Home Alabama
By Douglas J. Eboch & Kris Bock
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You met her in the movie Sweet Home Alabama. Now see what Melanie Smooter was like before she became hot fashion designer Melanie Carmichael.

This week, everyone in town is looking forward to the big football game against Greenville, Pigeon Creek’s hated rivals. Jake is more excited than most – as the new quarterback, he’s poised for stardom. But the lead up to the game becomes as exciting as the game itself when pranksters from Greenville steal Pigeon Creek’s pig mascot. Then Jake’s playbook goes missing, which could get him kicked off the team. Could the pranksters have stolen it as well? Melanie, Jake, and their friends embark on an undercover mission to recover the stolen mascot and find Jake’s playbook before the team is disgraced in front of the whole town.
Head back in time to the early 1990s for this laugh out loud rom com based on one of the best rom com movies of all time. Visit the Amazon series page or the B&N page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the books at other E-book retailers.

“Laugh out loud funny with high school hi-jinx.” – ReadingForRelaxation
“If you liked the movie Sweet Home Alabama, you’ll love the books that tell the stories leading up to the movie.” – Roger F.
“Fun loving, laugh out loud read!!!!” – Christina D.
“It’s a hoot reading about the teenage adventures of Melanie’s that she was teased about in the movie. A must read for Sweet Home Alabamafans.” – Kerri W.
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“Here goes Melanie again. Up to her usual antics and taking her friends with her. She is such a joy to read about. I would recommend this to anybody who likes fun and adventure and lots of laughter.” – Carolyn V.

Quick Peek:
Melanie, Lurlynn, and Dorothea walked through the front doors of the school, acting like they belonged there. Or at least, Melanie and Dorothea acted like they belonged there. Lurlynn tried to hide behind the two of them.
A few small groups of students stood chatting in the hallway or hurrying outside. They were caught up in their own business.
“How do we find the art room?” Lurlynn whispered.
Melanie paused to look around. “We ask someone.”
Lurlynn darted glances left and right. “But we’re not supposed to be here.”
“They don’t know that,” Melanie said. “They can’t know every student in the school. Maybe we’re new.”
A teacher glanced at the girls. He frowned at their cutoff shorts and tank tops. He shook his head but moved on without speaking. Probably Greenville kids dressed nicer. One group of the boys hanging around wore polo shirts and slacks. One even had a sweater tied around his shoulders, as if he would need that during an Alabama autumn.
“I feel about as welcome as a hair in a biscuit,” Lurlynn muttered.
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About the Authors: Douglas J. Eboch is a screenwriter and author who wrote the original screenplay to the movie Sweet Home Alabamastarring Reese Witherspoon. His sister is the author of over 100 books under the names Kris Bock, M.M. Eboch and Chris Eboch.
September 24, 2022
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September 20, 2022
Felony Melanie and the Prank War, with characters from the movie Sweet Home Alabama as rowdy teens, is now out at various ebook retailers! #RomanticComedy #Newrelease #romcom #Chicklit #Romance

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Felony Melanie and the Prank War: The Teenage Adventures of Felony Melanie, based on characters from the movie Sweet Home Alabama, is now out at various ebook retailers!
In high school, Melanie Smooter is known as Felony Melanie, the teenage troublemaker of Pigeon Creek, Alabama. Aching to escape the boredom of small-town life, her restlessness sparks many reckless adventures. Her boyfriend, Jake, is always by her side – and the local sheriff is usually close behind.
This week, everyone in town is looking forward to the big football game against Greenville, Pigeon Creek’s hated rivals. Jake is more excited than most – as the new quarterback, he’s poised for stardom. But the lead up to the game becomes as exciting as the game itself when pranksters from Greenville steal Pigeon Creek’s pig mascot. Then Jake’s playbook goes missing, which could get him kicked off the team. Could the pranksters have stolen it as well? Melanie, Jake, and their friends embark on an undercover mission to recover the stolen mascot and find Jake’s playbook before the team is disgraced in front of the whole town.

“Laugh out loud funny with high school hi-jinx.” – ReadingForRelaxation
“If you liked the movie Sweet Home Alabama, you’ll love the books that tell the stories leading up to the movie.” – Roger F.
“Fun loving, laugh out loud read!!!!” – Christina D.

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Douglas J. Eboch is a screenwriter and author who wrote the original screenplay to the movie Sweet Home Alabamastarring Reese Witherspoon. His sister is the author of over 100 books under the names Kris Bock, M.M. Eboch and Chris Eboch.

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September 14, 2022
Guest Author Gretchen Lovett's Romancing the App: A Creative Billionaire #Romance - #ContemporaryRomance #BookBuzz @gretchen19761

When Wanda Blake, billionaire CEO of dating platform Romancing: the App, meets industry underdog Steve Snow of Kiss Me fame at her famous brother Shane's country music concert, sparks do more than fly. Things heat up even more as the new lovers try to keep the affair hush-hush while inventing new ways to get it on. But suddenly Steve is acting cagey and Wanda doesn’t want to risk giving away any trade secrets. Doubting his intentions, she one-ups him, making a terrible mistake.
There’s another problem: Wanda is starting to fall completely out-of-her-mind in love with Steve. Is it business first or should she risk losing all that she’s worked so hard for by giving away her “secret sauce” to the amazingly desirable Steve Snow?
Excerpt: Chapter 1
“We’re live with Wanda Blake, CEO of Romancing: The App.”
Wanda shifted in her seat, smoothing her skirt across her knees. “Hello, Tonya.”
“It’s been five years since you took your company public and you’re still on top of the dating market.” The talk show host leaned in. “What’s your secret?”
“Love,” Wanda said simply.
“Love?”
“Yes.” She went right into her elevator pitch, explaining her business model for the thousandth time. “Other apps will sell you hook-ups or dates; some can even say that they will find you a life partner, but our app is the only one out there that specializes in love.”
“I think some of your competitors would disagree,” the TV personality argued.
“They would like to think they offer love.” Wanda smiled her practiced smile. “But they would be wrong. According to internal surveys, our customers said they were most likely to find physical attraction, proximity, and shared ideals on Romancing: The App. Studies have been done on the mechanics of love and what really goes into the chemistry between two people. Some of the most important factors are…” She trailed off, letting the viewing audience jump in with the answer.
“Physical attraction, proximity, and shared ideals,” the TV host finished for her.
“That’s right.” Wanda punctuated the statement with three cheerful checkmarks in the air. “Everything that science says is important to a loving relationship, Romancing: The App offers. We are leading in the field because we understand what people are looking for in a partner.”
“What about you?” Tonya asked. “What are you looking for in a date?”
“Of course, I’m on the app.” Wanda winked at the camera. “So, you can take a look at my profile for an introductory subscription rate of $14.99 per month.”
“There you have it, folks, romance guaranteed at $14.99.” The host smiled brightly, absorbing all the attention as Wanda waved her arms in frustration.
“You can’t say it’s guaranteed,” the CEO complained.
“And we’re clear!” the producer called.
“You can’t say it’s guaranteed,” Wanda repeated, off the air.
“Why not?” Tonya picked at her microphone, resetting it higher on her chest.
“Because I’ll get sued,” Wanda grumbled, exasperated.
“Oh.” Tonya slumped her shoulders, deflated. “Can we redo that last scene?”
“We’re live,” the producer said.
“Can you issue a correction?”
“Sure thing,” the producer replied, holding out a hand to help her off the stage. “Thank you so much for stopping by.”
“Thank you!” Tonya waved.
Wanda opened her arms, ignoring both of their dismissals. “What guarantee do I have?”
“We’ll issue a statement,” the producer assured her. “It’ll go at the end of the broadcast. You can check in with the control room.”
Wanda took his hand in disgust, climbing out of her seat and off the stage. She was met by Andy, her personal assistant, and Darla, her public relations specialist. “Was that okay?” she asked.
“You did great, boss,” Andy said.
“Thank you.” Wanda turned on the charm.
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Gretchen Lovett is a romance writer, ghost writer, freelance writer and lover of all things literary. She has a bachelor’s degree in behavioral science and worked as a secretary for a large nonprofit organization up until COVID. After the lockdowns, she stayed home and began to take on writing jobs. Through Magnolia Blossom Publishing, she released seven romance novels. After signing NDAs, she has worked on 21 romance novels for various clients and six nonfiction titles on subjects ranging from parenting to healthcare. She has two brilliant, handsome young men in her life who are getting ready to leave the nest. They are not allowed to read her books, nor are they interested.