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December 2, 2013
My Cyber-Monday Sale – 50% off at ARE!
All Romance Ebooks, one of my ebook distributors, is offering ALL my self-published titles for 50% off, so now’s a good time to grab books, books…and more books! One day only.
http://www.allromanceebooks.com/storeSearch.html?searchBy=publisher&qString=K.H.+Koehler
You can also grab The Devil You Know and The Devil Dances for a measly 99 cents on Amazon.
The Devil You Know – http://www.amazon.com/Devil-You-Know-Nick-Englebrecht-ebook/dp/B009PYTQ8Y/
The Devil Dances – http://www.amazon.com/Devil-Da...
November 13, 2013
Kobolicious
I’m back at Kobo and happy to be there.
Thanks to Kobo for processing my many requests and for anyone else who gave things a little nudge along the way.
Please find all my titles here.
Now read on!


November 11, 2013
The Mrs. McGillicuddy Mysteries, the Series: Season 1, Episode 4: Interview With a Vampire Lord
Finally, after much delay, I’m bringing you Mrs. McGillicuddy fans a new episode of the ongoing series, not to mention a hot new cover!
The Mrs. McGillicuddy Mysteries, the Series: Season 1, Episode 4: Interview With a Vampire Lord by K.H. Koehler
A Most Unsuitable Couple!
Edwin McGillicuddy is a former vampire Enforcer, once the right-hand man to the most powerful vampire Lord on earth. Eliza McGillicuddy is a strong-willed human woman who spends her days fixing watches, and creating weapons,...
November 9, 2013
Do the Kobo Shuffle
Unfortunately, as of this date, the ongoing Kobo Book Hostage Situation has not yet been resolved. The ebooks of various indie authors are still under lock and key, and, it seems, will continue to remain so, un-purchasable, and un-downloadable, for an indefinite amount of time. I have currently sent three reasonable letters asking the staff of Kobo to put my indie titles back up.
Their automated response to me and other indie authors:
Hi,
Thank you for contacting Kobo Writing Life.
Our content t...
October 31, 2013
Trick or treat…mostly treat!
Happy Halloween and blessed Samhain everyone!
As a special treat, You can download my collection of short stories, Tales for 3 O’Clock in the Morning for free until November 1 at Smashwords by using this code: GT89X
Promotional price: $0.00
Coupon Code: GT89X
Expires: November 1, 2013
URL: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/359588
Enjoy!


October 18, 2013
B&N Signing – Wilkes Barre, PA – 10/19/13
Just a reminder I’ll be signing The Devil You Know, Anti-Heroes & A Clockwork Vampire on Saturday, October 19, 2013 from 2:00-5:00 PM at the B&N in Wilkes-Barre.
Address: B&N, The Arena Hub, 421 Arena Hub Plaza, Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702
PH: 570-829-4210
I’ll be joining authors Brian Keene, Mary SanGiovanni, Kevin Lucia, Ron Breznay, Lorne Dixon, and John Koloski. It should be a fun event and there will be many awesome books to entertain you this Halloween.
Be there!


October 16, 2013
Dear Lazy Parents of the World…
Dear Lazy Parents of the World,
It’s said that it takes a village to raise a child, but you should be aware that the denizens of the internet are not your “village”.
In light of recent events concerning the massive crackdown on Amazon and Kobo of “unacceptable” titles, where most of the drama has been targeting erotica (though many other non-erotic books have been caught up in the blizzard) I’d like to remind you folks that your children are your sole responsibility, and that it is not the dut...
October 12, 2013
Getting back to the important things…like books!
Well, it was interesting yesterday, but to get back on track with what’s important, I want to announce I now have ARC’s available of The Devil Dances (Nick Englebrecht #2). The ARC’s are in in PDF, MOBI, and EPUB, for those parties interested.
Contact me here, if you run a blog or review site and would like a copy. Thankee!


October 10, 2013
The Return of Nickolaus Pacione Part Deux
So out of blinking nowhere, Nickolaus Pacione pops up (a bit like a psychotic whack-a-mole, I guess) proclaiming another magnus opus of literary genius (i.e., another whine-fest on par with An Eye in Shadows) about what all the evil world and its evil minions are doing to him. As we saw in our last episode, Nicky was full of racist, misogynistic, homophobic vitriol, and little has changed.
Well, one thing has changed. He’s included all kinds of libelous content about yours truly in this new b...
September 28, 2013
Now Available: The Devil Dances (Nick Englebrecht #2)
You want to know something about me? Something important?
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot of comics. I watched all the TV shows. Hell, I wanted to be a superhero. Then one day I grew up, and I learned I wasn’t the Lone Ranger. I’m not Spider-Man or Captain-Fucking-Marvel. I’m not a good man, and I never will be.
My name is Nicholas Englebrecht and I’m the heir to hell. I’m the Angel-breaker. I’m the goddamn son of the fucking devil and you should know that if you piss me off, things ar...