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December 2, 2013

My Cyber-Monday Sale – 50% off at ARE!

All Romance Ebooks, one of my ebook distributors, is offering ALL my self-published titles for 50% off, so now’s a good time to grab books, books…and more books! One day only.


http://www.allromanceebooks.com/storeSearch.html?searchBy=publisher&qString=K.H.+Koehler


You can also grab The Devil You Know and The Devil Dances for a measly 99 cents on Amazon.


The Devil You Know – http://www.amazon.com/Devil-You-Know-Nick-Englebrecht-ebook/dp/B009PYTQ8Y/


The Devil Dances – http://www.amazon.com/Devil-Da...

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Published on December 02, 2013 12:45

November 13, 2013

Kobolicious

Kobo


I’m back at Kobo and happy to be there.


Thanks to Kobo for processing my many requests and for anyone else who gave things a little nudge along the way.


Please find all my titles here.


Now read on!


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Published on November 13, 2013 11:08

November 11, 2013

The Mrs. McGillicuddy Mysteries, the Series: Season 1, Episode 4: Interview With a Vampire Lord

Finally, after much delay, I’m bringing you Mrs. McGillicuddy fans a new episode of the ongoing series, not to mention a hot new cover!


The Mrs. McGillicuddy Mysteries, the Series The Mrs. McGillicuddy Mysteries, the Series: Season 1, Episode 4: Interview With a Vampire Lord by K.H. Koehler


A Most Unsuitable Couple!


Edwin McGillicuddy is a former vampire Enforcer, once the right-hand man to the most powerful vampire Lord on earth. Eliza McGillicuddy is a strong-willed human woman who spends her days fixing watches, and creating weapons,...

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Published on November 11, 2013 05:50

November 9, 2013

Do the Kobo Shuffle

Unfortunately, as of this date, the ongoing Kobo Book Hostage Situation has not yet been resolved. The ebooks of various indie authors are still under lock and key, and, it seems, will continue to remain so, un-purchasable, and un-downloadable, for an indefinite amount of time. I have currently sent three reasonable letters asking the staff of Kobo to put my indie titles back up.


Their automated response to me and other indie authors:


Hi,


Thank you for contacting Kobo Writing Life.


Our content t...

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Published on November 09, 2013 17:30

October 31, 2013

Trick or treat…mostly treat!

Happy Halloween and blessed Samhain everyone!


Witch


As a special treat, You can download my collection of short stories, Tales for 3 O’Clock in the Morning for free until November 1 at Smashwords by using this code: GT89X


Promotional price: $0.00

Coupon Code: GT89X

Expires: November 1, 2013

URL: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/359588


Enjoy!


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Published on October 31, 2013 11:57

October 18, 2013

B&N Signing – Wilkes Barre, PA – 10/19/13

book and witch


Just a reminder I’ll be signing The Devil You Know, Anti-Heroes & A Clockwork Vampire on Saturday, October 19, 2013 from 2:00-5:00 PM at the B&N in Wilkes-Barre.


Address: B&N, The Arena Hub, 421 Arena Hub Plaza, Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702


PH: 570-829-4210


I’ll be joining authors Brian Keene, Mary SanGiovanni, Kevin Lucia, Ron Breznay, Lorne Dixon, and John Koloski. It should be a fun event and there will be many awesome books to entertain you this Halloween.


Be there!



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Published on October 18, 2013 05:27

October 16, 2013

Dear Lazy Parents of the World…


Dear Lazy Parents of the World,


It’s said that it takes a village to raise a child, but you should be aware that the denizens of the internet are not your “village”.


In light of recent events concerning the massive crackdown on Amazon and Kobo of “unacceptable” titles, where most of the drama has been targeting erotica (though many other non-erotic books have been caught up in the blizzard) I’d like to remind you folks that your children are your sole responsibility, and that it is not the dut...

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Published on October 16, 2013 12:21

October 12, 2013

Getting back to the important things…like books!

The Devil DancesWell, it was interesting yesterday, but to get back on track with what’s important, I want to announce I now have ARC’s available of The Devil Dances (Nick Englebrecht #2). The ARC’s are in in PDF, MOBI, and EPUB, for those parties interested.


The Devil Dances @ Amazon


Contact me here, if you run a blog or review site and would like a copy. Thankee!



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Published on October 12, 2013 07:17

October 10, 2013

The Return of Nickolaus Pacione Part Deux

So out of blinking nowhere, Nickolaus Pacione pops up (a bit like a psychotic whack-a-mole, I guess) proclaiming another magnus opus of literary genius (i.e., another whine-fest on par with An Eye in Shadows) about what all the evil world and its evil minions are doing to him. As we saw in our last episode, Nicky was full of racist, misogynistic, homophobic vitriol, and little has changed.


Well, one thing has changed. He’s included all kinds of libelous content about yours truly in this new b...

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Published on October 10, 2013 10:54

September 28, 2013

Now Available: The Devil Dances (Nick Englebrecht #2)

The Devil Dances You want to know something about me? Something important?


When I was a kid, I used to read a lot of comics. I watched all the TV shows. Hell, I wanted to be a superhero. Then one day I grew up, and I learned I wasn’t the Lone Ranger. I’m not Spider-Man or Captain-Fucking-Marvel. I’m not a good man, and I never will be.


My name is Nicholas Englebrecht and I’m the heir to hell. I’m the Angel-breaker. I’m the goddamn son of the fucking devil and you should know that if you piss me off, things ar...

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Published on September 28, 2013 19:16