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Best of Twitter - July
So I've discovered Twitter.
Yay for jumping with both feet into the social networking arena.
Boo for it taking away from precious writing time.
But I have had some of the funniest and strangest conversations on Twitter.
So I thought I'd take a break from heavier topics and just be silly. Below are some conversations that had me giggling.
TP = (NOT toilet paper. Twitter Person)
Me = Well, me.
TP: I'm reading my kindle at B&N. Is that bad?
Me: It's like eating chicken in front of your pet chicken.
TP: That's a hilarious comparison!
Me: Well I don't have a pet chicken for that very reason #itsjustwrong
TP: How about a pet cow?
Me: Nope. Just a dog but she's getting fat enough to eat with all the food the kids drop for her #allkindsofwrong
TP: Rereading after I edit. Hero smacks heroines butt in more than one sex scene. And this is NOT erotica.
Me: Nothing wrong with a love pat now and then. I have them in my books and I don't write erotica. I think it's cute.
TP: I think I just have an obsession with heroes who like to spank.
Me: You and many others so spank away!
Me: Weird day. I just had a conversation on goodreads about belt scene in Outlander too.
TP: Coincidence? I think not!
Me: Seriously. Naughty things on my mind. Is it a full moon?
TP: Starbucks is Mommy Mecca. I have such baby envy!
Me: You can borrow mine. She's cute, likes to sing the ABC's, and doesn't bite (much).
TP: At first I thought you were talking about my other tweet about beta readers!
Me: Oh. Well. Same applies to them.
TP: I really wanna get drunk and have violent sex tonight. Instead I'll settle for a cup of tea and a Jaffa cake.
Me: Wow. That's quite a concession.
TP: The Jaffa cakes are readily available. The cock, sadly, is not. One makes do. *sigh*
Me: I suppose if I had to pick a runner up to violent sex, Jaffa cakes would be it.
TP: Hot Damn! Looking at a sexy as heck guy in a kilt. Do you think he'll get mad if I lick him?
Me: Where? Where? I wanna see! Lick him then maybe he'll sweep you away to the Highlands for great sex in a medieval castle.
TP: You just got me more hot and bothered just thinking about it. I'm at RomCon and just got a photo.
Me: I'm jealous. No highlanders here. Just two grubby kids and an overweight dog.
TP: To impress a woman. Kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, protect her, support her. To impress a man. Show up naked with a beer.
Me: Lol! Don't forget the pizza.
TP: Yeah, that's how I got my husband. Had I known then what I know now - I would have burned the whole meal.
Me: That's the problem with that advice. Then they expect you naked and cooking for them for the next 50 years.
Me: Maybe we should compromise. In a maternity bra with sweatpants, a frozen pizza, and half empty beer.
Me: Ugh. No one warned me Game of Thrones was so creepy. I thought it was about thrones and...games...and stuff.
Me: On episode 7 and yes, I see the appeal. I'm in love with Jon Snow.
TP: Have you started to like Kahl Drago yet? Started out rough then OMG hottness!
Me: Great body but I'm not digging the make up. Can't get past it.
Me: You'll be able to lust after him for a whole 2 hours. He's playing Conan in Conan the Barbarian.
Me: Just watched the trailer and I have a deeper appreciation for Kahl now.
TP: He's a beast of a man *shiver*
Me: That he is *fans self*
TP: But Jon Snow is hot too. Plus he's a Stark. Winter is coming!
Me: Ah, yes the brave, kind hearted man of honor. I just want to pinch his cheeks. But Kahl? I think I'd lose a hand.
Me: Jon Snow is the guy you want as a husband. Kahl Drogo is the guy you want in bed.
Anyone else have funny Tweets to share? Or facebook or blogs or whatever.
- Leia
Yay for jumping with both feet into the social networking arena.
Boo for it taking away from precious writing time.
But I have had some of the funniest and strangest conversations on Twitter.
So I thought I'd take a break from heavier topics and just be silly. Below are some conversations that had me giggling.
TP = (NOT toilet paper. Twitter Person)
Me = Well, me.
TP: I'm reading my kindle at B&N. Is that bad?
Me: It's like eating chicken in front of your pet chicken.
TP: That's a hilarious comparison!
Me: Well I don't have a pet chicken for that very reason #itsjustwrong
TP: How about a pet cow?
Me: Nope. Just a dog but she's getting fat enough to eat with all the food the kids drop for her #allkindsofwrong
TP: Rereading after I edit. Hero smacks heroines butt in more than one sex scene. And this is NOT erotica.
Me: Nothing wrong with a love pat now and then. I have them in my books and I don't write erotica. I think it's cute.
TP: I think I just have an obsession with heroes who like to spank.
Me: You and many others so spank away!
Me: Weird day. I just had a conversation on goodreads about belt scene in Outlander too.
TP: Coincidence? I think not!
Me: Seriously. Naughty things on my mind. Is it a full moon?
TP: Starbucks is Mommy Mecca. I have such baby envy!
Me: You can borrow mine. She's cute, likes to sing the ABC's, and doesn't bite (much).
TP: At first I thought you were talking about my other tweet about beta readers!
Me: Oh. Well. Same applies to them.
TP: I really wanna get drunk and have violent sex tonight. Instead I'll settle for a cup of tea and a Jaffa cake.
Me: Wow. That's quite a concession.
TP: The Jaffa cakes are readily available. The cock, sadly, is not. One makes do. *sigh*
Me: I suppose if I had to pick a runner up to violent sex, Jaffa cakes would be it.
TP: Hot Damn! Looking at a sexy as heck guy in a kilt. Do you think he'll get mad if I lick him?
Me: Where? Where? I wanna see! Lick him then maybe he'll sweep you away to the Highlands for great sex in a medieval castle.
TP: You just got me more hot and bothered just thinking about it. I'm at RomCon and just got a photo.
Me: I'm jealous. No highlanders here. Just two grubby kids and an overweight dog.
TP: To impress a woman. Kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, protect her, support her. To impress a man. Show up naked with a beer.
Me: Lol! Don't forget the pizza.
TP: Yeah, that's how I got my husband. Had I known then what I know now - I would have burned the whole meal.
Me: That's the problem with that advice. Then they expect you naked and cooking for them for the next 50 years.
Me: Maybe we should compromise. In a maternity bra with sweatpants, a frozen pizza, and half empty beer.
Me: Ugh. No one warned me Game of Thrones was so creepy. I thought it was about thrones and...games...and stuff.
Me: On episode 7 and yes, I see the appeal. I'm in love with Jon Snow.
TP: Have you started to like Kahl Drago yet? Started out rough then OMG hottness!
Me: Great body but I'm not digging the make up. Can't get past it.
Me: You'll be able to lust after him for a whole 2 hours. He's playing Conan in Conan the Barbarian.
Me: Just watched the trailer and I have a deeper appreciation for Kahl now.
TP: He's a beast of a man *shiver*
Me: That he is *fans self*
TP: But Jon Snow is hot too. Plus he's a Stark. Winter is coming!
Me: Ah, yes the brave, kind hearted man of honor. I just want to pinch his cheeks. But Kahl? I think I'd lose a hand.
Me: Jon Snow is the guy you want as a husband. Kahl Drogo is the guy you want in bed.
Anyone else have funny Tweets to share? Or facebook or blogs or whatever.
- Leia
