Samuel DenHartog's Blog: The Road to 1,440, page 17
April 26, 2024
Voyage Across the Mythic Landscapes of Hawaii
Aloha, wanderers of the wondrous and the arcane,
As the tides ebb and flow, I am delighted to share with you my latest literary voyage, "Tales from the Hawaiian Islands," which has emerged from the lush valleys and vibrant coral reefs, rich with the fruits of my exploration into the deep and ancient past. In this collection, I traverse the sacred realms where the stories of gods, legendary heroes, and mystical spirits meld seamlessly with the elemental forces of the islands and the resonant voices of ancestors.
These narratives, infused with the spirit of the Pacific and the mystical allure of old Hawaii, are legacies of deities, demigods, and revered ancestors. Together, we will navigate the hidden paths that thread through the spiritual world and back again, where the mysteries of the natural world and the whispers of the past resonate with the present.
Each story is a tapestry woven with the lush greens of the tropics and the deep blues of the ocean, a lattice that spans the breadth of human emotion and the depths of the earth’s own memory. From the fiery eruptions of Pele to the tranquil depths guarded by Kanaloa, we will meet divine beings whose tales are as enduring as the volcanic landscapes that frame the Hawaiian horizon.
Don your lei and ready your spirit for a journey into the heart of the Pacific, where the ancient ways still echo in the rustling palm fronds and the language of the islands is carried on the ocean breeze. Join me on this captivating odyssey where every wave and every mountain peak is a portal to stories eager to be told.
Aloha,
Samuel DenHartog
As the tides ebb and flow, I am delighted to share with you my latest literary voyage, "Tales from the Hawaiian Islands," which has emerged from the lush valleys and vibrant coral reefs, rich with the fruits of my exploration into the deep and ancient past. In this collection, I traverse the sacred realms where the stories of gods, legendary heroes, and mystical spirits meld seamlessly with the elemental forces of the islands and the resonant voices of ancestors.
These narratives, infused with the spirit of the Pacific and the mystical allure of old Hawaii, are legacies of deities, demigods, and revered ancestors. Together, we will navigate the hidden paths that thread through the spiritual world and back again, where the mysteries of the natural world and the whispers of the past resonate with the present.
Each story is a tapestry woven with the lush greens of the tropics and the deep blues of the ocean, a lattice that spans the breadth of human emotion and the depths of the earth’s own memory. From the fiery eruptions of Pele to the tranquil depths guarded by Kanaloa, we will meet divine beings whose tales are as enduring as the volcanic landscapes that frame the Hawaiian horizon.
Don your lei and ready your spirit for a journey into the heart of the Pacific, where the ancient ways still echo in the rustling palm fronds and the language of the islands is carried on the ocean breeze. Join me on this captivating odyssey where every wave and every mountain peak is a portal to stories eager to be told.
Aloha,
Samuel DenHartog
April 24, 2024
Travel Through the Enchanted Realms of the Ancient Celts
Dear wanderers of the wondrous and the arcane,
As the year's wheel turns again, my latest literary venture, "Tales from the Celtic Druids," emerges from the verdant glens and mist-veiled highlands, rich with the fruits of my pilgrimage into the ancient past. In this collection, we journey through the fabled realms where the legacies of druids, heroes, and ethereal beings intertwine with the forces of nature and the echoes of ancestors.
These tales, steeped in the mystique of the Celtic twilight, are the legacies of druids, heroes, and the ethereal Aos Sí. Together, we will tread the secret pathways that weave through the Otherworld and back again to where the mysteries of nature and the whispers of the ancestors dance with the present.
Each tale is a tapestry woven with the golden threads of myth and the silver strands of legend, a lattice that spans the breadth of human emotion and the depths of the earth’s own memory. From the fiery forge of Govannon to the sacred wells of Brigid, we will encounter deities and demigods whose stories are as enduring as the standing stones silhouetted against the Celtic dawn.
Pull on your cloaks and ready your spirit for an expedition into the heart of the isles, where the old ways still murmur in the rustling oak leaves and the rivers sing the language of the land. Join me on this captivating odyssey where every stone circle and ancient grove is a portal to tales eager to be awakened.
Until our paths cross in verdant glens,
Samuel DenHartog
As the year's wheel turns again, my latest literary venture, "Tales from the Celtic Druids," emerges from the verdant glens and mist-veiled highlands, rich with the fruits of my pilgrimage into the ancient past. In this collection, we journey through the fabled realms where the legacies of druids, heroes, and ethereal beings intertwine with the forces of nature and the echoes of ancestors.
These tales, steeped in the mystique of the Celtic twilight, are the legacies of druids, heroes, and the ethereal Aos Sí. Together, we will tread the secret pathways that weave through the Otherworld and back again to where the mysteries of nature and the whispers of the ancestors dance with the present.
Each tale is a tapestry woven with the golden threads of myth and the silver strands of legend, a lattice that spans the breadth of human emotion and the depths of the earth’s own memory. From the fiery forge of Govannon to the sacred wells of Brigid, we will encounter deities and demigods whose stories are as enduring as the standing stones silhouetted against the Celtic dawn.
Pull on your cloaks and ready your spirit for an expedition into the heart of the isles, where the old ways still murmur in the rustling oak leaves and the rivers sing the language of the land. Join me on this captivating odyssey where every stone circle and ancient grove is a portal to tales eager to be awakened.
Until our paths cross in verdant glens,
Samuel DenHartog
April 19, 2024
Go on a real adventure with "The Journey of Johnny Appleseed"
Greetings, Dreamers and Pioneers,
I invite you to join me on my latest literary journey, "The Journey of Johnny Appleseed," where we traverse the sprawling landscapes of early America through the eyes of a legendary folk hero. This book sails us into the realms of historical fiction, blending the crisp air of factual narratives with the sweet aroma of apple-laden tales.
Follow Johnny — wearing his iconic tin pot on his hat — as he criss-crosses the American frontier. Our path is dotted with hearty apple trees, each a marker of Johnny’s unyielding spirit and enduring legacy. From the rustic terrains of Ohio to the bustling early days of Fort Wayne, Indiana, our journey is packed with encounters that paint a portrait of a man whose simple mission helped shape the nation.
"The Journey of Johnny Appleseed" is about the seeds of character, kindness, and legacy that flourish in the wildest of soils. Dive into a story where each chapter is a new planting ground and every page blooms with tales of courage and conviction. As Johnny scatters seeds, I invite you to harvest the fruits of a story that marries the past with the eternal cycles of growth and renewal.
Embark on this journey, taste the apples of lore, and discover how the legends of yesterday feed the roots of today's dreams.
With the joy of shared journeys,
Samuel DenHartog
I invite you to join me on my latest literary journey, "The Journey of Johnny Appleseed," where we traverse the sprawling landscapes of early America through the eyes of a legendary folk hero. This book sails us into the realms of historical fiction, blending the crisp air of factual narratives with the sweet aroma of apple-laden tales.
Follow Johnny — wearing his iconic tin pot on his hat — as he criss-crosses the American frontier. Our path is dotted with hearty apple trees, each a marker of Johnny’s unyielding spirit and enduring legacy. From the rustic terrains of Ohio to the bustling early days of Fort Wayne, Indiana, our journey is packed with encounters that paint a portrait of a man whose simple mission helped shape the nation.
"The Journey of Johnny Appleseed" is about the seeds of character, kindness, and legacy that flourish in the wildest of soils. Dive into a story where each chapter is a new planting ground and every page blooms with tales of courage and conviction. As Johnny scatters seeds, I invite you to harvest the fruits of a story that marries the past with the eternal cycles of growth and renewal.
Embark on this journey, taste the apples of lore, and discover how the legends of yesterday feed the roots of today's dreams.
With the joy of shared journeys,
Samuel DenHartog
April 17, 2024
Journey Through the Mirror with "Lorina in the Looking Glass"
Greetings, Dreamers and Adventurers,
It is with immense pleasure that I unveil my latest literary escapade, "Lorina in the Looking Glass," where the enchanting universe of Alice’s reflections ventures further into the realms of wonder and peculiarity. This book continues the lineage of a cherished narrative, offering a fresh perspective that dives into the convolutions of inheritance, the essence of curiosity, and the enduring allure of the fantastical.
Step through the mirror with Lorina, Alice's intrepid daughter, as she discovers a covered mirror in a dusty attic, igniting the fuse to a new adventure. This is a land reshaped by the mists of time and tinged with enigmas. Encounters with talking insects in verdant fields, philosophical debates with iconic creatures, and the dance of chess pieces on a living board twist the path between whimsy and wisdom. Lorina's voyage is a delicate balance between the legacy of her mother and the unique trials she faces, challenging her to navigate through a world where the only constant is change.
"Lorina in the Looking Glass" is a tale spun with threads of nostalgia and innovation, inviting both old fans and new to explore the evolving tales of this mirrored world. As Lorina steps beyond the familiar, she beckons you to join her in uncovering the secrets that lie beyond the looking glass.
Embrace the adventure, discover the unknown, and let your imagination soar into the Looking Glass. Who knows what wonders await?
With the joy of shared wonders,
Samuel DenHartog
It is with immense pleasure that I unveil my latest literary escapade, "Lorina in the Looking Glass," where the enchanting universe of Alice’s reflections ventures further into the realms of wonder and peculiarity. This book continues the lineage of a cherished narrative, offering a fresh perspective that dives into the convolutions of inheritance, the essence of curiosity, and the enduring allure of the fantastical.
Step through the mirror with Lorina, Alice's intrepid daughter, as she discovers a covered mirror in a dusty attic, igniting the fuse to a new adventure. This is a land reshaped by the mists of time and tinged with enigmas. Encounters with talking insects in verdant fields, philosophical debates with iconic creatures, and the dance of chess pieces on a living board twist the path between whimsy and wisdom. Lorina's voyage is a delicate balance between the legacy of her mother and the unique trials she faces, challenging her to navigate through a world where the only constant is change.
"Lorina in the Looking Glass" is a tale spun with threads of nostalgia and innovation, inviting both old fans and new to explore the evolving tales of this mirrored world. As Lorina steps beyond the familiar, she beckons you to join her in uncovering the secrets that lie beyond the looking glass.
Embrace the adventure, discover the unknown, and let your imagination soar into the Looking Glass. Who knows what wonders await?
With the joy of shared wonders,
Samuel DenHartog
April 16, 2024
Discover the Soul of Spain in "Tales from the Hills of Hispania"
Saludos, seekers of the storied and sublime!
With my latest endeavor, "Tales from the Hills of Hispania," I beckon you to traverse the rugged landscapes and whispering forests of Spain's richest provinces. Here, the ancient mythos are inseparably intertwined with the very threads of nature. Together, we shall voyage across time to a realm where the deeds of the Anjanas, the footsteps of Basajaun, and the silent processions of the Santa Compaña dwell in every hill and valley.
Each narrative is a doorway, opening to the vast, undulating spirit and profound cultural legacy of Cantabria, Basque Country, Galicia, and Asturias—inviting an odyssey that spans the contours of history, mythology, and the depths of the soul.
Lace up your walking shoes for a journey into the enchanting soul of Iberia, where the ancient world is a living, breathing presence. Embark on this captivating odyssey, where every cobbled path and rolling riverbank is steeped in tales longing to be recounted.
See you in the verdant valleys of Spain,
Samuel DenHartog
With my latest endeavor, "Tales from the Hills of Hispania," I beckon you to traverse the rugged landscapes and whispering forests of Spain's richest provinces. Here, the ancient mythos are inseparably intertwined with the very threads of nature. Together, we shall voyage across time to a realm where the deeds of the Anjanas, the footsteps of Basajaun, and the silent processions of the Santa Compaña dwell in every hill and valley.
Each narrative is a doorway, opening to the vast, undulating spirit and profound cultural legacy of Cantabria, Basque Country, Galicia, and Asturias—inviting an odyssey that spans the contours of history, mythology, and the depths of the soul.
Lace up your walking shoes for a journey into the enchanting soul of Iberia, where the ancient world is a living, breathing presence. Embark on this captivating odyssey, where every cobbled path and rolling riverbank is steeped in tales longing to be recounted.
See you in the verdant valleys of Spain,
Samuel DenHartog
April 13, 2024
Looking' for a lil' smile, try "Bedtime Rhymes for Baby Gangstas"
Hello, my fellow rhyme enthusiasts!
Yo, check it, ya'll! "Bedtime Rhymes for Baby Gangstas" is straight up takin' your favorite nursery rhymes and givin' 'em a whole new flavor. We're talkin' Mother Goose meets the streets, with characters like Little Bo Peep and Humpty Dumpty lookin' fly as ever. If you're looking for some bedtime rhymes that'll have you drifting off to dreamland with style, then this is the book for you.
Picture this: you're all tucked in, cozy in your crib, and the soft beats of these rhymes are the perfect lullaby to rock you to sleep. From tales of cruising to chilling with your homies, these rhymes are gonna have you feeling like the boss baby you are.
So, kick off your kicks, grab your favorite teddy bear, and get ready to drift off to dreamland in the most gangsta way possible. Trust me, this ain't your mama's lullaby – it's bedtime rhymes for baby gangstas, all day, every day.
We're taking old-school classics from Mother Goose, adding a splash of street swagger, and serving them up fresh and fly for you and your lil' crew. Every page cracks a new rhyme, turning up the cool to max chill. It's all about bringing a slick, new twist to bedtime, making it as funky as a fresh DJ set.
Stay chill, stay fly,
Sam DenHartog
Yo, check it, ya'll! "Bedtime Rhymes for Baby Gangstas" is straight up takin' your favorite nursery rhymes and givin' 'em a whole new flavor. We're talkin' Mother Goose meets the streets, with characters like Little Bo Peep and Humpty Dumpty lookin' fly as ever. If you're looking for some bedtime rhymes that'll have you drifting off to dreamland with style, then this is the book for you.
Picture this: you're all tucked in, cozy in your crib, and the soft beats of these rhymes are the perfect lullaby to rock you to sleep. From tales of cruising to chilling with your homies, these rhymes are gonna have you feeling like the boss baby you are.
So, kick off your kicks, grab your favorite teddy bear, and get ready to drift off to dreamland in the most gangsta way possible. Trust me, this ain't your mama's lullaby – it's bedtime rhymes for baby gangstas, all day, every day.
We're taking old-school classics from Mother Goose, adding a splash of street swagger, and serving them up fresh and fly for you and your lil' crew. Every page cracks a new rhyme, turning up the cool to max chill. It's all about bringing a slick, new twist to bedtime, making it as funky as a fresh DJ set.
Stay chill, stay fly,
Sam DenHartog
April 11, 2024
Listening from within your walls is "Rudy the Roach"
Greetings, Silent Observers and Cockroach Believers,
It's with a mixture of excitement and curiosity that I introduce "Rudy the Roach." In the bustling heart of an apartment complex, we find our unlikeliest narrator—Rudy, a cockroach with a peculiar penchant for eavesdropping and an insatiable curiosity about the human condition.
Here, within the confined walls of urban life, Rudy uncovers the laughter and laments, the conflicts and camaraderie, and the secrets and stories of the building's residents. His tales are not woven from grandiose adventures but are the intricate, hidden dramas that unfold in the everyday — a testament to the notion that every life has its own epic narrative, if only we look closely enough.
With "Rudy the Roach," I invite you to peer through the cracks, to listen along with Rudy to the tales and sighs that fill the corners of ordinary lives. This collection of interconnected stories is a celebration of the mundane made magnificent, a narrative patchwork that pieces together the beautiful complexity of existence seen through a pair of two large compound eyes and heard through a pair of antennae.
Join Rudy in his journey through the walls, and prepare to be enthralled by the tales that scuttle across the thresholds of the unknowingly observed.
Until my next story scurries along,
Samuel DenHartog
It's with a mixture of excitement and curiosity that I introduce "Rudy the Roach." In the bustling heart of an apartment complex, we find our unlikeliest narrator—Rudy, a cockroach with a peculiar penchant for eavesdropping and an insatiable curiosity about the human condition.
Here, within the confined walls of urban life, Rudy uncovers the laughter and laments, the conflicts and camaraderie, and the secrets and stories of the building's residents. His tales are not woven from grandiose adventures but are the intricate, hidden dramas that unfold in the everyday — a testament to the notion that every life has its own epic narrative, if only we look closely enough.
With "Rudy the Roach," I invite you to peer through the cracks, to listen along with Rudy to the tales and sighs that fill the corners of ordinary lives. This collection of interconnected stories is a celebration of the mundane made magnificent, a narrative patchwork that pieces together the beautiful complexity of existence seen through a pair of two large compound eyes and heard through a pair of antennae.
Join Rudy in his journey through the walls, and prepare to be enthralled by the tales that scuttle across the thresholds of the unknowingly observed.
Until my next story scurries along,
Samuel DenHartog
April 8, 2024
An adventure in imagination with "Lorina in Wonderland"
Greetings, Dreamers and Daredevils,
I'm delighted to announce the reveal of my newest creation, "Lorina in Wonderland," where the enchanting legacy of Alice’s adventures takes a darker turn, inviting you into a realm where the fabric of reality wears thin. This book blends the nostalgia of a beloved classic with a fresh narrative that explores the complexities of growth, legacy, and the power of imagination.
Join Lorina, Alice's courageous daughter, as she unlocks a forgotten garden door with a rusted key, stepping into a Wonderland transformed. This isn't the land of quaint tea parties and quirky hatters but a world ensnared by mysteries and shrouded in the macabre. Through talking forests shadowed by secrets and reflective lakes mirroring the soul's depths, Lorina's journey is a dance on the edge of light and darkness, challenging the essence of fear and the power of the unknown.
"Lorina in Wonderland" weaves a tale of magic darkened by time, blending the nostalgia of a beloved classic with a fresh narrative that explores the complexities of growth, legacy, and the power of imagination.
Dare to walk this twisted path into the heart of a darker Wonderland and discover what mysteries lie in wait.
May the light win,
Samuel DenHartog
I'm delighted to announce the reveal of my newest creation, "Lorina in Wonderland," where the enchanting legacy of Alice’s adventures takes a darker turn, inviting you into a realm where the fabric of reality wears thin. This book blends the nostalgia of a beloved classic with a fresh narrative that explores the complexities of growth, legacy, and the power of imagination.
Join Lorina, Alice's courageous daughter, as she unlocks a forgotten garden door with a rusted key, stepping into a Wonderland transformed. This isn't the land of quaint tea parties and quirky hatters but a world ensnared by mysteries and shrouded in the macabre. Through talking forests shadowed by secrets and reflective lakes mirroring the soul's depths, Lorina's journey is a dance on the edge of light and darkness, challenging the essence of fear and the power of the unknown.
"Lorina in Wonderland" weaves a tale of magic darkened by time, blending the nostalgia of a beloved classic with a fresh narrative that explores the complexities of growth, legacy, and the power of imagination.
Dare to walk this twisted path into the heart of a darker Wonderland and discover what mysteries lie in wait.
May the light win,
Samuel DenHartog
April 4, 2024
Feast in Norse mythology with "Tales from the Halls of Valhalla"
In my latest literary voyage, "Tales from the Halls of Valhalla," I invite readers to traverse the mystical boundary that separates our world from the ancient realms of Norse mythology. Journey from the majestic halls of Asgard to the depths of Midgard's mysteries, we encounter gods and mortals locked in the timeless dance of fate. Odin's wisdom, Thor's might, and Loki's guile are but a few of the vibrant threads woven into this tapestry of tales. Each story is a window into the Norse soul, revealing a world where the lines between bravery and recklessness, honor and tragedy, are as intertwined as the roots of Yggdrasil.
This endeavor has been a pilgrimage back to the spiritual homeland of the Viking spirit, exploring the narratives that have sculpted the Norse worldview. Through "Tales from the Halls of Valhalla," I aspire to resurrect these ancient sagas, presenting them not just as myths but as the embodiment of a people's ethos, where valor and destiny are as crucial as the air we breathe.
Join me on this expedition across the frostbitten landscapes of the North, through tales of creation and cataclysm, of gods walking among us, and of the end of days — Ragnarök. Together, let's drink from the well of Urd, battling alongside the Einherjar, and feast in Valhalla, where the echoes of the past live on in the stories we tell today.
See you in Valhalla,
Samuel DenHartog
This endeavor has been a pilgrimage back to the spiritual homeland of the Viking spirit, exploring the narratives that have sculpted the Norse worldview. Through "Tales from the Halls of Valhalla," I aspire to resurrect these ancient sagas, presenting them not just as myths but as the embodiment of a people's ethos, where valor and destiny are as crucial as the air we breathe.
Join me on this expedition across the frostbitten landscapes of the North, through tales of creation and cataclysm, of gods walking among us, and of the end of days — Ragnarök. Together, let's drink from the well of Urd, battling alongside the Einherjar, and feast in Valhalla, where the echoes of the past live on in the stories we tell today.
See you in Valhalla,
Samuel DenHartog
April 1, 2024
Journey with a Gastronomic Genius in "The Vampire's Cookbook: Volume II"
Greetings, night wanderers and culinary trailblazers!
It’s time to once again don your darkest aprons and light the candles for an enchanting journey through the moonlit paths of global cuisine with "The Vampire's Cookbook: Volume II." If you thought our first foray with Lucien Bellerose, the vampire chef with a penchant for the sanguine, was a feast for the senses, prepare to be bewitched by the even richer flavors and even more tantalizing tales we've brewed up in this sequel.
As Lucien continues his eternal quest for the ultimate dining experience, we venture from the fog-covered alleyways of London to the bustling markets of Jakarta, uncovering the secrets behind dishes that blend the traditional with a touch of blood. His culinary voyage is a testament to the unifying power of food, crossing borders and cultures, and infusing each recipe with the exotic essence of vampiric lore.
So, whether you're a connoisseur of the cryptic or simply a foodie in search of your next culinary adventure, this book invites you to explore the flavors of the world through the eyes of the immortal. I’ve mixed a little humor, a pinch of horror, a lot of lust, and a generous pour of gastronomic genius to create a collection that's bound to become a staple in the kitchens of the adventurous.
Join Lucien as he dices, simmers, and serves a banquet that bridges the gap between the living and the eternal. Remember, in Lucien's kitchen, the night is always young, passion is always in the air, and the flavors are immortal. No garlic? No problem. We're here to show you that the world of culinary wonders is vast, vibrant, and sometimes vampiric.
See you in the kitchen,
Samuel DenHartog
It’s time to once again don your darkest aprons and light the candles for an enchanting journey through the moonlit paths of global cuisine with "The Vampire's Cookbook: Volume II." If you thought our first foray with Lucien Bellerose, the vampire chef with a penchant for the sanguine, was a feast for the senses, prepare to be bewitched by the even richer flavors and even more tantalizing tales we've brewed up in this sequel.
As Lucien continues his eternal quest for the ultimate dining experience, we venture from the fog-covered alleyways of London to the bustling markets of Jakarta, uncovering the secrets behind dishes that blend the traditional with a touch of blood. His culinary voyage is a testament to the unifying power of food, crossing borders and cultures, and infusing each recipe with the exotic essence of vampiric lore.
So, whether you're a connoisseur of the cryptic or simply a foodie in search of your next culinary adventure, this book invites you to explore the flavors of the world through the eyes of the immortal. I’ve mixed a little humor, a pinch of horror, a lot of lust, and a generous pour of gastronomic genius to create a collection that's bound to become a staple in the kitchens of the adventurous.
Join Lucien as he dices, simmers, and serves a banquet that bridges the gap between the living and the eternal. Remember, in Lucien's kitchen, the night is always young, passion is always in the air, and the flavors are immortal. No garlic? No problem. We're here to show you that the world of culinary wonders is vast, vibrant, and sometimes vampiric.
See you in the kitchen,
Samuel DenHartog
The Road to 1,440
I'm Samuel DenHartog, and at 51, at the end of November of 2023, I've embarked on a remarkable journey as a writer. My diverse background in computer programming, video game development, and film prod
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