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December 16, 2019
Is Doing Nothing the Same as Doing Something?
Sometimes I write short stories. Did I tell you that?
Well, here’s my latest:
A wife in an unhappy marriage gets caught in a freak snowstorm with her husband and sees the opportunity to end her “suffering.”
You can read it at After Dinner Conversations, a great new collection of short fiction and podcast episodes. Each story deals with an ethical or philosophical idea.
My story is about whether or not doing nothing to save someone from calamity is the...
December 11, 2019
Things We Can Blame on Leonardo DiCaprio
Earlier this month, Brazil’s president, Jair Bolsonaro, blamed Leonardo DiCaprio for setting forest fires in the Amazon rain forest. “Leonardo DiCaprio is a great guy, isn’t he?” President Bolsonaro said facetiously. Bolsonaro went on to say that DiCaprio “donat[ed] money to set the Amazon on fire” for his own personal gain.
DiCaprio responded on Instagram by reiterating his support for the people of Brazil and for the continued protection of the...
December 3, 2019
Do You *Do* Productivity?
I have a secret vice: It’s productivity self-help literature. I read everything about it because I secretly believe that there’s some elusive–but ultimately accessible–method for producing more and more and more and more.
I’m here to say there is definitely a method for producing more. In fact, there are many methods. It turns out they aren’t so elusive, nor are they particularly hard to implement. Many of them work very well.
But I recently realized I’m asking...
November 25, 2019
Kids These Days: Some Advice from the Little People
In my zeal to be old, I often forget how instructive it can be to listen to kids. Sure, they are generally little sociopaths with broken moral compasses–and they smell like hamsters– but they often have excellent ideas about how to live.
Here are some things children have recently taught me:
Don’t Waste Your Time with Dumb StuffMy niece patiently explained to me that showering is optional. If she can sleep for an extra half hour, she isn’t stepping...
November 22, 2019
Traveling While Being a Curmudgeon: My Case Against Carry-on Bags
I’m back on a plane again, and while nobody has reclined their seat in my lap, I’m wondering how much ire I’m allowed to have for carry-on luggage. Hear me out.
I get that checking luggage is a giant pain. It takes longer upon arrival, not to mention that the airlines charge an arm and leg for our privilege of traveling with clean underwear.
In the past, I have traveled with just a carry-on bag, but I usually check my bag because I enjoy being able to...
November 20, 2019
Screens in the Bedroom: Good, Bad, Indifferent, or the End of Humanity as We Know It?
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Let’s talk about your bedroom for a minute. Do you use phones or other screens in yours? If you do, does using technology in your bedroom affect your sleep? Your focus? Do you know for sure?
I have a Kindle, but I leave my phone in another room. I know if I have a screen nearby, and I’m trying to sleep, I’ll end up thinking about work. For me, the mere presence of a screen puts in me in work mode.
Recently, I read some research about what happens when kids/tweens have screens...
November 18, 2019
Digital Distractions Will Keep You from Writing
If you want to publish in magazines and/or with mainstream publishers, you have to do one thing first: write
But finding time and energy to write is really hard when there are just so many easy and accessible distractions.
Exhibit A: I sat down to write this post and proceeded to first do the following things:
Scrolled through news headlines on my phone; Chatted with my excellent friend Anita on Slack; Checked my email; Responded to a text from my excellent friend Danielle; Saw that a story about a unicorn puppy was trending on Google and immediat...November 15, 2019
Do You Feel Guilty for “Wasting Time” Reading?
Reading for pleasure seems indulgence, but it’s honestly the best workout we can give our brains. Reading a book is like a gym for your noodle.
I can give you five reasons for reading fiction–totally guilt-free. Check out my article at The Startup.
Do you feel guilty when you read for fun? If you don’t, how did you set yourself free?
November 14, 2019
Writers: It’s Okay for People to Hate Your Work

Haters gonna hate, hate, hate. I know that. If Taylor Swift has taught me anything, it’s that somebody always hates you. Heck, I hate Taylor Swift for reasons I can’t even articulate. And who am I? Nobody. She should never listen to a thing I say. What do I know? My singing is so bad that I mouth the words to “Happy Birthday” so that I don’t ruin anyone’s big day.
Bad reviews, even just tepid reviews, of my published writing used to kill me. After reading one meh review, I would spend at least...
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Bad Hair Day
I have bad hair. I’m fine with it. But I haven’t always felt that way.
Here’s a piece I wrote for P.S. I Love You about how I accidentally got a haircut that makes a radical statement about me. I didn’t realize that until I walked around in the world with short hair!
It turns out, though, that what people say about your hair says a lot more about them than it does you.
What does your hair say about you?
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