Rev. Dare Cloud's Blog, page 95
January 2, 2025
Shark? Jumped.
I just finished LOST for the first time. I won’t review the series, but I don’t need to. CGI passenger plane on the beach = “somehow Palpatine returned.” Tripped at the blue line on a breakaway. Again. Screw you, JJ Abrams.
My cheering section.
Year 6 is underway.
Support The Cause
Beginning January 4th! I would eventually like to turn this into a mid-day open mic in Bishop Arts. Let’s see where this path leads…
If you’re like me,
Then I’m giving you this gift. If you’re not like me, then **** you for clicking this and watch it anyway. You need to know. Poons ♥️
Hey, I just met you (and this is crazy)
But would you like to see if our new fancy air purifier can detect a fart? Are you sure you want to be my friend? I’m kind of an idiot.
Fan Theory (of the plot; not the guy or brand)
What if Elon Musk’s Teslas and Cyber Trucks are the mega huge versions of those pagers and walkie-talkies from that ten year long infiltration into that islamic terrorist group I’m too lazy to Google for you? Operation Grim Beeper. There. I Googled it. If it doesn’t happen, then I’ll turn it into a short story […]
PSA
It feels like the celebration scene from "The Wiz" is going on in my head!
January 1, 2025
Resolutions?
3 years ago I stopped using nicotine. 2 years ago I stopped drinking alcohol. 1 year ago, I said I wanted to finally learn to play guitar. This year? I have 3. So, what did you all resolve to do? Something, nothing, everything? Have you already broken it? Lol
Happy birthday, “Haunted Spaghetti”!
I know this is the part where I’m supposed to talk about the book, but I feel as though the synopsis needs its own preface to truly understand. 2023 was quite an eye-opening year! I began it by living my dream as a vintage steam locomotive fireman, but that dream was soon squashed thanks to […]
Goals
I think I’d like to spend my remaining years irritating wealthy Boomers; escorting them to their graves while reminding them of all the lives they destroyed with imaginary saviors, witch hunts, and greed. Wanna help?
