Rev. Dare Cloud's Blog, page 94
January 13, 2025
And Here We Go. Again.
2 things: No, me and the wife are fine. It’s just a song title. Second thing: I don’t want to call this video “Morning Covfefe” anymore because I don’t want to irritate the sensitive genitals of our commander in creep. Emperor Palpatine isn’t going to be playing anymore when it comes to social media and […]
Published on January 13, 2025 09:24
The Story of a Story.
This morning’s subject matter is ironic, especially since “Extinguished” is marked down in my store this week. That book has such an odd/sinister history, and I’m not proud of most of it. Still, it turned out to be a wonderful story I’m satisfied with enough to NEVER write a sequel. It ends where it needs […]
Published on January 13, 2025 07:20
January 12, 2025
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Make a wish! Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that brings her memories out of hiding – as well as her repressed supernatural powers. Angel soon learns her life was intended for things greater than extinguishing fires for mortals. […]
Published on January 12, 2025 14:41
Food Museum (a poem)
We’re off to the food museum. A neverending flow of souls, spent, and yearning refreshment. The once great American melting pot reduced to simple yet strategic shelving, segregated and dumbed down to the buffoons. A clue here, a riddle there; the great algorithm dangles the pellets above the laboratory subjects who look surprisingly like Joe […]
Published on January 12, 2025 13:53
Because I’m The Gorilla.
You might want to skip this one if you’ve not yet adjusted to my kind of crazy. Wimp. So my wife and I were just in the middle of a heated, Sunday morning discussion regarding the title of this little piece. Because I’m the gorilla. We’d call it Master/Blaster from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, but […]
Published on January 12, 2025 09:55
Revenge of the Sith, 20 years later…
Last night, I hopped into bed all warm and cozy and began searching for an old familiar. I needed something I’d seen a million times that would allow me to drift off to sleep before the finale. This was not it. Sure, I’d seen Star Wars Episode III time and time again between its release […]
Published on January 12, 2025 08:26
January 11, 2025
Rev-iew: Speak No Evil (2024)
There’s a reason why my wife and I don’t have married friends. I mean, we have friends who are married, but we don’t have married friends. Confused? Most people I know have married friends aka another couple that they do almost everything with, if not “everything”. Usually, it’s a really “in your face” power couple […]
Published on January 11, 2025 19:14
January 10, 2025
Afternoon Mic Check
Trying a dozen different combinations to see which is the best. This is a Shure mic and Epiphone acoustic running through a Fender two channel practice amp with a ULAB podcast mic recording a foot or so from the amp.
Published on January 10, 2025 13:41
Morning Covfefe Jan. 10th
It’s a snowy, dreary morning so I woke up in a bit of a dreary mood. The covfefe missed its mark, so I’m living inside my head for a few minutes. I’ve been playing this original for a while now, but my friend’s death a couple of weeks ago made me think of it in […]
Published on January 10, 2025 09:27
Cat To The Face
Well, it would appear as though Snowpocalypse 2025 turned into Icepocalypse, as expected. We can’t have nice things here in Dallas, even if it grinds productivity to a screeching halt. I have show flyers waiting at Staples five miles away with no want to obtain or hang them in the next twenty four hours. The […]
Published on January 10, 2025 07:43