Rev. Dare Cloud's Blog, page 86
March 27, 2025
Car Wash Nightmare!
Dear AI, How many steering wheels are in a vehicle? Rural mail carriers excluded. SMGDH. We’ve all thought about it. What happens if we get stuck in the car wash? Well today it happened. The guy in front of me took his raggedy-ass SUV through the car wash and it ripped off his bumper. I […]
March 26, 2025
Rev. Plays Outlast (watch if you DARE)
Ten years ago, I would try to speed run this game for the Playstation network. I was a severe alcoholic with anxiety issues. I just liked torturing myself, I guess. Now, I’m three years sober and haven’t had anxiety issues in the last two. I wonder if I still have what it takes. This game […]
Midweek Confessional March 26th, 2025
Extinguished can’t stay on the shelves, but it’s filled with a lot of personal bad memories. I guess I don’t have to read it anymore since I wrote it. Everyone else seems to be enjoying it, though. Also, I take a stab at the 90’s Wannabeatles. Also also, I don’t own the rights to the […]
Wandering.
I’m the kind of guy who enjoys watching movies. Tell me everything you need to tell me in ninety minutes and let’s call it a day. If there’s more, give me a sequel in a year or so. I’m good. My wife is the type who enjoys television shows. She’d actually seen few movies before […]
March 25, 2025
She’s Finally Found Her Audience.
“Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia TemplumAngel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that brings her memories out of hiding – as well as her repressed […]
I’m Begging.
To my immigrant friends: I love you. You are safe with me. I will do everything within my power to keep you here and keep them clueless. As far as my beliefs are concerned, no land upon this planet is owned by anyone other than the great mother. Borders are man-made. But… If you could […]
Abandon All You’ve Grown To Love
Twin Oaks, Texas is at war! Taking place immediately after the Far From Home events in New York City, Katie Liberman has returned to rescue her birthplace from the clutches of her nemesis. As the paranormal battle of North vs. South rages in the shadows, the tiny town must decide to fight against the odds […]
March 24, 2025
Big City, Little Troublemaker
A Curse Beyond Comprehension. A Power Beyond Belief. A Girl Far From Home. Katie Liberman is your typical eighteen-year-old college student…or at least that’s what her family thinks. Picking up five years after the events of A Taste of Home, Katie has dropped out of school and embarked upon a dangerous quest to find Kurt […]
Small Town, Big Troubles
Toby Liberman is nearing the end of his rope. After a fateful confrontation with his wife’s lover, he is chased into the woods only to be discovered by an unidentifiable creature. He is attacked and rendered unconscious. Upon waking at the scene of a gruesome triple homicide, Toby is arrested as the sole suspect and […]
