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Sprinkles of Foreshadowing

I’ll never complain about rain. I love the way it smells and feels, and have since the day the Army ripped off my beautiful, early-twenties hair. Seriously, I walked out of the military barber shop and into a rain storm. Magical. This morning, I began to do something similar, but I decided against it at […]

Never.

I’m in a mood (and I’m passing the savings on to you)

Summer is approaching so… Dear motorcyclists: I can’t look twice and save your life if you’re doing your best Akira impression. Meet me halfway and follow the rules of the road. Also, I will not be slowing down because your kids play here. I will drive the speed limit, but please teach your kids to […]

Poon.

Rev. Plays Outlast #4 (unintentionally hilarious)

I had steroid shots in both wrists. They’re hurting, so I took something for the pain. Lucky you.

No Tariffs On Dare’s Wares

Why should you be reading Jim Walker and the Redemption Hymn? I have 21 wonderful reasons. Blackjack. A Western with Heart and Horror Jim Walker and the Redemption Hymn is more than just a Western. It’s a haunting tale that blends history and horror seamlessly. Jim Walker’s quest for redemption is filled with challenges, and the […]

That Smell.

Is this what she signed up for? Did she know when she did so? All these younger women pushing around broken veterans like a neverending freight train full of nightmares and regret. That’s because no one knows how to get it done like we do. The “talkers” fear our moxie. The liars despise our resolve. […]

Liberation Day?

I’ll make this quick. I know what’s going on, but I don’t know what’s going on? Does that make any sense? Me and mine have been loosely preparing for this day for a few years. Well, since the great Texas Snowpocalypse of 2021. I’ll be fine, but I’m worried about you. All of you. Even […]

It’s Not Easy…(a poem)

Throat callused The stank-eyes come in waves They’re too underdeveloped to comprehend Generational in-breeding Because no one else’s tastes as good as Momma’s MTG pull trigger, then poke fun at first grade math One plus one equals Don Nightmare fuel Hail-damaged tonsils Resembling microscopic mushrooms Cheeto powder on the inner thigh Yeah, that’ll get them […]

A western with heart and horror