Rev. Dare Cloud's Blog, page 46

Mother

Pushed into this world like a confused turd who took the wrong exit, I arrived. I cried and shat, through this and that; baby-sat by Sleestacks from Land of the Lost. Side note: they were secretly designed after the writer’s minimal knowledge of the Reptilian underworld below our feet…but I digress. I wasn’t a good […]

See Why Em.

After a long day of socializing, I’m finally in my spot. Don’t get me wrong, it was all pleasant, there’s just only so much I can take in the period of a day without wanting to collapse. In my old life, this is where the alcohol came in. My spot is a guitar stool below […]

Morning Game Run

This is Donut Dodo. I first played it on my defunct iiRcade system. It’s a modern-retro throwback to the 80’s quarter munchers. I think it may still be available for purchase on some console and PC platforms. Enjoy.

Dear Aliens,

I know your information isn’t listed, and stealth from public knowledge is your highest priority (except Carl; that guy is a screw-up), but I need you to see this. I would prefer the Reptilians, because at least I’d get to stay on Earth. We could sit on the highest mountain together, share a doob, and […]

Wake Up Calls.

This morning, I somehow received a message from the C. Derick Miller alternate timeline. I thought I had my new life unlisted in the fine art logistics phone book, but someone must’ve squealed. I’m retired. You see, as C. Derick Miller, I was supposed to be a NYC freelance writer/contract fine art handler living in […]

Sunrise and Six Strings

Tomorrow morning brunch gig. Nothing serious. Come have coffee and hear some tunes.

Rev-olt-ing: The Weekly Rev.

May 9th, 2025 Walking upstairs to go to work is way harder than driving a truck all the way across the country to install someone’s art. It may be even harder than a decade with a Sheriff’s Office and the army. Combined. I was never any good at those things and I’m not very good […]

Gifting.

I’ve always had a really hard time gifting. I can’t even read the room at a book convention to keep from telling tasteless jokes; what makes anyone think I can interpret their desired baubles? I could have a cheat-sheet (my wife has an Amazon list set to public so I can buy her random things; […]

End.

The end of the week; the end of a trilogy. Twin Oaks, Texas is at war! Taking place immediately after the Far From Home events in New York City, Katie Liberman has returned to rescue her birthplace from the clutches of her nemesis. As the paranormal battle of North vs. South rages in the shadows, […]

Outlast Playthrough Part 2

Folks, if you watched the last video, you ain’t seen nuttin’ yet. This game keeps me on edge, so I have to play it in small doses… Also, I’m doing y’all a favor by presenting it in small doses.