Rev. Dare Cloud's Blog, page 139
October 12, 2024
New York’s Marijuana Legalization Rollout Has Seen ‘Growing Pains’ As Well As ‘Successful Efforts,’ New State Report Says
Dear New York. Try some. It will stop hurting.
October 11, 2024
A Humble Request
My wife brought me sympathy flowers. These are my impromptu sad eyes
October 10, 2024
Ouch
Chase dreams while you’re young, kids. The added suffering from the pre-existing mileage counts against you on the test… It doesn’t help that my singing voice resembles Eric Cartman being anal raped by Axl Rose. People still pay to hear him though…
Wait. Didn’t We Just Have An Election?
I have video proof!
Warning Signs
Dallas area trippy type cool people wanted
10am Meeting
See that over there? That’s where I’m supposed to be right now. Putting chords to words so I may penetrate the universe with my very phallic microphone. From afar and without my glasses, I could easily mistake it for a good time waiting to happen. Just lay off the record button. Mudboots and muck. Instead, […]
Doctor Bugtussle
Arise, chicken. Chicken arise. My lovely wife flew in from North Dakota, and damn, are her arms tired because Dad jokes. She kicked me out of the bed last night for snoring. Jokes on her. It was the witching hour, and I was summoning a demon. Persephone. Demon cleavage rocks out loud. Every chick I’ve […]
October 9, 2024
Round 2.
And we begin again. In 2017, I was assigned by the Greenville Herald Banner to cover a film at the Historic Texas Theater in Dallas. Ironically, I knew the subject matter well enough to speak to the director after the showing. We’ve been working with each other ever since. Soon after, we worked on The […]
