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Better than candy, right?

WYGMAD$? – House of the Rising Sun

Would you give me a dollar if you heard me performing this in public? I’ll add up all the dollars and let you know how much I would’ve made during tomorrow’s song. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon…

WYGMA$ – It’s My Life by Bon Jovi

Would you give me a dollar? I’m practicing for cooler weather and long nights in Bishop Arts. Comment with whether or not you’d toss me a dollar for this. You can be as cruel or as supportive as you like. Make it funny if you want, or honest lol. I’ve been playing for less than […]

Border Problem. Solved?

I do this. I don’t know why I do this, but I do. Also, if you don’t agree with why I do this, whatever that reason may be, why did you watch it? I can’t solve your problems too. Take the initiative.

So, I’m sitting in a therapist’s toy room…

All good stories should begin like this

The Top Ten Assholes From My Graduating Class.

Number 2 will blow your mind!

Rev-iew: Alien: Romulous

“Putting science back into science-fiction” After a week of owning my own copy, I finally sat down to watch this film exactly the way I wanted. Middday, surround sound, & without interruptions. Since the original is in my personal top 10 films, Romulous deserved nothing less. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have […]

New Original Song “Fool Circle”

I’ve written seven songs in the past month or so. I don’t know why. It’s not like I’m going to professionally record these. It’ll just be more stuff on my hard drive taking up space. I’m kidding. It’s art. Enjoy. This is my first time playing through this song. I’ll upload a better version soon.

Rev-iew: An American Werewolf In London

I believe I was nine or ten years old the first time I saw this film. My step-father, being a criminal, electronic genius had reverse engineered a cable box. We had free HBO. Many, many things happened to me during this viewing. I learned that rural English guys were dicks. I learned to never walk […]

Stay Classy, Dallas

Oh, Dallas. You filthy, featureless skank of a city. You had a river once until you pee’d in it. Don’t get me started on how the Cowboys hadn’t won squat since moving them closer to Ft. Worth. The ghost of Landry is not pleased. I hear rumors of an offer on the table for the […]