Jon Stewart's Blog, page 61

Moment of Zen - Michelle Obama Has a Cheeseburger

Michelle Obama orders a cheeseburger meal that's the caloric equivalent of eating a live raccoon.

Matthew Richardson

Matthew Richardson likens America's economic collapse to the aftermath caused by a battle between Godzilla and King Kong in downtown Tokyo.

National French Fry Day

With obesity rates climbing rapidly, Americans must mend their double down ways so they don't end up so obese they stop reproducing because they can't locate their genitals.

Comedy Repression Therapy

Jerry Seinfeld uses repression therapy to cure Jon's urge to make gay jokes about Marcus Bachmann.

Field of Dongs

Michelle Bachman gains traction in Iowa even though Marcus Bachmann is an Izod shirt away from being the gay character on "Modern Family."

Moment of Zen - Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga can definitely sing.

Kid Rock

Kid Rock talks about his brand of beer, his album "Born Free" and being a responsible, caring, diligent, professional parent.

The Naturalized

Al Madrigal goes on location in Phoenix to drink beer and cover the impact of Arizona's anti-immigration law on baseball's All-Star Game.

Dancing on the Ceiling - Tax Cut Religion

Republicans hold the crazy belief that the way to shrink the deficit is to cut spending, and the only way to raise revenue is to cut taxes.

Dancing on the Ceiling

The Republican insistence on making the debt ceiling their give as opposed to increased tax revenues is like a doctor who believes strictly in magic consulting with a patient.