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July 18, 2011

Armadebtdon 2011 - National Bulls**t Ceiling

If America reaches the point where the amount of bulls**t exceeds the amount of actual things, it will effectively default on reality.
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Published on July 18, 2011 00:00

7/18/11 in :60 Seconds

Republicans can no longer use the word "rich," Jason Jones explores America's bulls**t-ceiling crisis, and Daniel Radcliffe watches "Sponge Bob" to prepare for his roles.
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Published on July 18, 2011 00:00

Armadebtdon 2011 - The End of the World as We Owe It

Barack Obama lays down the smackdown, giving Republicans 24 to 36 hours to come up with a plan to solve the debt-ceiling crisis, but they've made no visible progress.
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Published on July 18, 2011 00:00

Armadebtdon 2011 - Republicans Think Obama Is Obsessed

Republicans replace the word "rich" with "job creator" and refuse to work with Barack Obama on the debt crisis because he's obsessed with raising taxes.
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Published on July 18, 2011 00:00

July 15, 2011

Recap - Week of 7/11/11

John Boehner's like a doctor who believes strictly in magic, Marcus Bachmann prays the gay away, and America will never again launch another space shuttle.
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Published on July 15, 2011 00:00

July 14, 2011

Final Countdown

John Oliver goes to Cape Canaveral to witness the end of an era as NASA considers outsourcing America's hopes and dreams to India.
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Published on July 14, 2011 00:00

Armadebtdon 2011 - The End of the World as We Owe it

Mitch McConnell splits the Senate's responsibility in two, abdicating the unpopular doing s**t part to Obama but retaining the popular complaining about it part for himself.
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Published on July 14, 2011 00:00

Exclusive - Leroy Petry Extended Interview Pt. 2

Leroy Petry demonstrates his robotic hand and describes how rewarding it is when ordinary Americans thank him for his military service in this unedited, extended interview.
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Exclusive - Leroy Petry Extended Interview Pt. 1

In this unedited, extended interview, Leroy Petry discusses receiving the Medal of Honor after being shot through both legs and getting his hand blown off in Afghanistan.
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Published on July 14, 2011 00:00

Men of a Certain Rage

If Obama and Congressional Republicans don't settle their heated argument by raising the debt ceiling, man will be sentenced to an eternity of licking his own pets' genitals.
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Published on July 14, 2011 00:00

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