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March 22, 2012

Finding Your Story's Haiku

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

~ Albert Einstein

Today is Writing Thoughts Thursday at StoryChuck where I share my thoughts about writing and publishing.

One of the tricks in writing a story is to have a succinct summary about what you're writing. A single sentence or two that captures the essence of the story. Some people call this a one-sentence summary. Others call it the story question. The point is to keep this tiny guidepost firmly in mind during the composition of your s...

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Published on March 22, 2012 17:42

March 21, 2012

Weighing Every Day

"Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip."

~ Arnold H. Glasgow

Today is Healthy Habits Humpday at StoryChuck

Wow! A bit over a month ago I was all gung ho, determined to start keeping this blog up, and then … nothing. I haven't posted anything in over a month. I could give a multitude of excuses, but won't. I'll just try to post more regularly from this point forward.

Today's topic is about weighing yourself every day.

I've heard...

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Published on March 21, 2012 17:17

February 9, 2012

Why My Short Stories Are Free

"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."

~ Steven Wright

Today is Writing Thoughts Thursday at StoryChuck where I share my thoughts about writing and publishing.

One thing you may have noticed since this blog's theme changed is that many of my short stories are now free. I used to have them up at Amazon, B&N, and Smashwords (and through Smashwords, iBooks, Sony, etc.) and only provided small snippets of the stories on this blog to entice readers to go purchase a copy. But now I'm m...

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Published on February 09, 2012 16:00

February 8, 2012

Stretch Clock

"I never struggled with injury problems because of my preparation – in particular my stretching."

~ Edwin Moses

Today is Healthy Habits Humpday at StoryChuck

In general I don't like desktop gadgets. This wasn't always the case. My Windows desktop used to be filled with so many icons and gadgets that it resembled a cockpit of a Boeing 747. Because of my ongoing quest to simplify my life I wiped out everything on my desktop except for two gadgets I couldn't live without: A Date/Weather gadget...

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Published on February 08, 2012 19:03

February 7, 2012

The Lasso of Truth

"If you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully."

~Graham Greene

Today is Random Tidbit Tuesday at StoryChuck, where I post something I find strange but interesting.

The man who invented the lie detector also invented Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth. I found this unbelievable so did a bit of googling to see what I could discover. (We all know that the internet only ...

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Published on February 07, 2012 22:13

February 6, 2012

Letting Go Of Blog Statistics

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts–for support rather than for illumination."

~Andrew Lang

Today is Simplicity Monday at StoryChuck where I share my quest to find simplicity in this chaotic world.

This blog post is about tracking visitors and clicks on your blog and why I've decided to no longer worry about it.

I used to have three different statistics and analytics systems on my blog: Google Analytics, Clicky, and Mint. Here's how a typical day went:

6:30am - While having my...
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Published on February 06, 2012 12:47

February 3, 2012

Code Monkey Friday Begins

"Hey! It compiles! Ship it!"

  ~unknown

Today is Code Monkey Friday at StoryChuck

In order to simplify and balance the StoryChuck content I'm designating specific days of the week for certain topics. Friday is when I'm putting on my code monkey hat and talking about software development.

If the thought of programming makes your heart hiccup and your bladder feel full, HAVE NO FEAR. The top of each of these posts will be clearly labeled with the two words, Code Monkey. You'll be able to quickly s...

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Published on February 03, 2012 15:27

February 2, 2012

StoryChuck Embraces Simplicity

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication" ~ Leonardo da Vinci

While reading Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson I came across the above quote and for a while I thought it was from Steve Jobs. After all, he strove to make Apple's products as simple as possible–look at the iPod. But the quote is attributed to Leonardo da Vinci.

I took this quote to heart. It's become something of a mantra for me, leading me to look for ways to simplify everything: my work, my writing, my environment, my life. I...

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Published on February 02, 2012 14:31

January 30, 2012

Please excuse the mess

I've decided to change the look and feel of my website. It'll take a few days to go through and copy over all the old posts. In the meantime there's going to be many 404 errors.


Please bear with me. When I'm done this will be a simple, simple website. I'll talk about the reasons for changing things when I'm complete.

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Published on January 30, 2012 09:08

September 15, 2011

Free Story – Babysitter

(Cover Image © Lucian Coman)

 

When Emily Stillman babysits for a new family she discovers a horrific secret that causes her to doubt her sanity.

 

Soon to be available on the Kindle, Barnes and Noble, and Smashwords for 99 cents.

 

 

Babysitter

Copyright © 2011 Chuck Heintzelman

I couldn't take my eyes away from the weird wooden masks on the Jellstout's living room walls. They looked tribal and creepy.

"The restaurant number is on the fridge under the banana magnet," Mrs. Jellstout said.

I nodded at...

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Published on September 15, 2011 14:45