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Momsomnia

Today as a guest poster we have Bridget Straub. And boy did you hit a home run that knocked me off the bench. I can so easily related to the melancholy of being up at night, my thoughts, all haywire, and then finally worrying about one of my kids.  Read on you'll see. 

Sleepis not something that comes easily here in my mid- life. When it does finallywash over me, it is short lived. On any given night I will wake up at leasttwice, and when I do, my mind is always shifting its focus on any variety ofsubjects. Last night it was my son, who is about to have his twenty sixthbirthday. First off, I had the thought that this is just crazy. I am not oldenough to have an adult child, and there is no getting around the fact that bytwenty six, you'd had better be an adult. Secondly, what kept circling my headwas that I was only a year older than him when I decided I had to have a child.
 It'shard to imagine now, but back then I thought I had all the answers, and afairly clear picture of how my future would play out. I had lived through avery violent crime, and knew things could change in an instant. As a result, Ihad an accelerated desire to avoid putting off what could be accomplished inthe here and now. Just because my Mr. Right hadn't come along, that didn't meanI couldn't have a baby. Turns out, my Mr. Right still hasn't shown up, whichleads me to wonder about the best laid plans and all of that.
Myson has not yet found his calling, and as much as I can now step back and knowthere is plenty of time, I sense he feels that same urgency I did. We wentthrough a rough patch several years ago, when like so many teens, he fell inwith the wrong crowd, and developed a meth addiction. Those were terrifyingtimes, but happily he has recovered, and I couldn't be prouder. There areconsequences to something so destructive, however, and he now feels trapped inan unfulfilling job, and is stuck living out of state. It's the old catch 22 ofnot being able to afford in California what he has in Arizona, which is a nicehouse, and a steady, albeit not great,Laterthis month, his sisters and I, along with much of his extended family, will traveldown to see him, and to celebrate his place in our hearts and our lives. In themeantime, I'll continue to think of him in the middle of the night, in betweenwriting imaginary posts and novels. After all, I'm his mom, and I'm notsleeping anyway.
Wow Bridgett. Thank you so much for a poignant and personal post. I do hope to hear how your trip turned out hun. 
Guess what Bridgett is not only a mother but and author too. Find out more about her book Searching for my Wand. 
Glendawas named (incorrectly) after Glinda the Good Witch and therefore,subconsciously, has spent her entire life trying to live up to the reputationof a fictional character. To the outside world, she's succeeding. She appearsto have it all, the perfect husband, two beautiful little girls, a nice house,good friends and a dog name Bono! To Glenda, it's not all that it's all crackedup to be. Life throws her some unexpected curves and her world begins tounravel. Throughlaughter and tears, Glenda tells the story of how this good witch is searchingfor her wand and is coming out stronger than ever.

A Well Crafted Grocery List

Please welcome to the blog E.F. Cussins who describes himself as "son of a factory worker who loves technology and saving money." His guest post is about a well crafted grocery list and I have to admit I didn't expect it. But I'm intrigued. Go on read it you know you want to.

Have you everexperienced looking in the refrigerator, in the cupboard, and in the pantry,then say to yourself "There is nothing in the house to eat"? Has thevery same thing ever happen the day after doing the weekly grocery shopping? Ifis has then you are not alone. Finishingthe weekly grocery shopping, then not find anything in the kitchen thatwas appetizing is a sign of bad shopping. 
The refrigeratoris full. The kitchen pantry is full. Still the mind and taste buds go blank asto what to fix for dinner. At this point so families jump into the family carand heads to the local McDonald's. So instead of spending $1 or $2 per personon that dinner, now it costs $5 or more per person.I understand everyone likes to go out to dinner. There are timeswhere I even get a craving for a big greasy hamburger that is made from thelocal hamburger joint down the street. What I am writing about is puttingtogether a menu plan and grocery list makes the family want to eat at home.[image error]
Putting together a well crafted grocery list does take time andthought.
Do we starting by doing an inventory of the refrigerator? 
No! 
Do westart by surveying what is in the cupboards and then writing the list?  
No! 

Thenwhere we start?
Quiz the Family Members - We start by asking the familymembers as to what they would like to eat in the coming weeks. There is nothingworse than having a kitchen full of food that no body wants to eat. The reasonfor this is not adjusting the meal planning and shopping to the family's likesand dislikes. 
I like liver and onions. The rest of the family hates the idea.Our daughter does not like fish, but she loves chicken. My wife does not carefor pancakes, but she loves pork steaks. After putting all our likes anddislikes together, it becomes a little bit of a challenge to come up with mealseveryone will eat.Seasonal Eating Habits - Winter time is great for soupsand sandwiches. As the weather gets warmer salads and BBQ become the familyfavorites. This also holds true for certain time of the week. We like to eatpancakes on Saturday morning. Sunday morning is reserved for eggs andGerman sausage. 
FixingTime -A hundred years ago it was nothing for the average house wife spend all daycooking for dinner. Today, if it takes more than 45 minutes to fix a meal, itis to long. This is where going to places like the Food Network and AllRecipes.com for ideas becomes important. The pressure ofkeeping the cooking time short is just as important as making themeals desirable. 

Survey the Kitchen - Here is where a good imagination comes into play. Look atall the items that don't get eaten. Look for ways you can fix them differently.Put on the shopping list what is needed to make those uneaten items moredesirable.
Take just plain macaroni sitting on the shelf in a glasscontainer. One thing I like to do is make hamburger goulash. All it takes issome noodles (of any kind) add hamburger and a can of stewed tomatoes,then add a few selected spices to the mix. The end result is a quick easy meal.
Plan Meals - Now comes the step of planning out an exciting group ofmeals for the next week or two. Make sure you take into consideration familyactivities. It does no good to plan a nice sit down meal when everyone will behome briefly and off to a basketball game.
Here is where using Google Calendar would be great. Get everyonein the family using Google Calendar. Have them keep it updated with theiractivities. Have the whole family shared their calendar's with each other.  Now you know when everyone will be homeand at what time.
Write Out the Grocery List - Now you do have enoughinformation to create a well crafted shopping list. Once the meals have beenplanned, now an ingredient list can be built. From that ingredient list what iscurrently in the kitchen can be subtracted. What remains is the basic wellcrafted shopping list. 
Ohyes, there are two things that needs to be added. One, get something that is quickand easy to fix like pizza. Nobody wants to spend a lot of time cooking afterthey are worn out from shopping and putting everything away. Two, add sale itemson thing you use on a regular basis. It never hurts for stock up, especially ifyou find an on sale. 
I amalways interested in hearing from you about your shopping experiences. You canemail me a efcussins@theshoppingnazi.com.

I'm so very impressed. That was a fabulous post full of informative and completely useful ideas. Thank you so much for coming and sharing. 

How to Gain Blog Traffic from Writing Communities

Please welcome Nicole Pyles my first guest blogger in the month long "Guest Post win a Kindle" event. Nicole describes herself as "
I am a writer social networker bookworm and blogger that loves spending her time with family books the bookstore and the beach." She shares some great info on blogging and some basic do's and don'ts. Find out more about Nicole here. Enjoy.





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Since June of 2011, I have been blogging about the writing process and everything that has inspired me to write along the way. I have blogged about things that I have learned and I also have reached out to several writing communities to help me out with some posts. But what I have noticed the most about those communities is that if you treat them right your blog can actually benefit and see some growth from those communities. But if you don't...you may find that you are all alone in a desert

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So, how do you do it? How do you figure out all those unspoken rules and etiquettes in place in any community? Well, I can't make a blanket statement for all communities, but these tips can help you to engage better and see more of a following to your blog.

1) Don't just post links to your blog.

Whether you are using Twitter, GooglePlus, or like me, Reddit.com, and Writer's Digest Communities, take a look at the last few posts and comments you made. What were they? Were they just links to your blog? If that's all you do, I can guarantee with almost 100% certainty that you will never see very much blog traffic. When all you see from someone is links to their content, than it's obvious the only person they care about is themselves.

2) Engage with other people.

I had a friend once who seemed shocked and repulsed that people she didn't know were following her on Twitter. If this sounds like you and you are timid and alarmed at the idea of talking back to the people in your online community, you aren't benefiting from the very best part of these social networks. My advice? Talk back occasionally. Respond to questions people ask. Encourage others. People will pay attention to you more and those links you do post won't be ignored.

3) Don't be antagonistic.

Having an occasional debate online can be a good thing - informative, exciting, and a great way of seeing another point of view. But are you attacking other people personally? Try not to. Remember one cardinal debate rule- don't attack the person, attack the idea. If you become that person who always picks fights with people, few people will be drawn to you or your blog.

4) Promote other people.

Everyone likes being promoted. Whether its a retweet, a share, or clicking the link of a post shared within an online community, it's a good feeling to know other people are paying attention to you. So, make sure you are giving some love to your fellow writer kind by promoting what they have to say. Why? Well, if you do you are more likely to see them giving you the same appreciation.

5) Do non-promotional/non-blog related stuff.

Remember these are writing communities, and even if all you are on is Twitter and GooglePlus, you are probably engaging with a great deal of writers. So, what these people need to see is that you are serious about writing. That means that it's a good idea to do writing related activity that has nothing to do with your blog. For example, I am part of an flash fiction contest group on Writer's Digest (which you can join here!). I never post blog links there and all I do is engage with my community. Whether or not I see traffic from the people in that group doesn't matter. What does matter is that they see I'm serious about writing and my writing communities. I'm not just a self-promoter.

So, this list is not an exhaustive of everything you should do to promote your blog, but it's a good start and a great way of learning how to engage with the people around you.

Now, go out and make some friends.

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Thank you so much Nicole for your do's and don't. While I find myself already knowing this I hav ea tendency to forget. It's always good to remember the basics.

Sweet Saturday Sample: Gentry Piss

"From your speech I can conclude that you are notthe laird of this keep and therefore have not received the proper training oneof our rank receives. For that reason I will forgive you for your lack of…" Helooked around the room, snarled his upper lip before continuing, "manners."             Faceas red, as his head, the man's nostrils flared, "I'll have you know sir, thatwhile I am not the laird of this keep I am his cousin and first, SirSamson Pedigree. My cousin Victor never fully recovered from his sickness nothanks to that demon loving witch." And he spit on the floor beside his boot toemphasize his disgust.              Withhis face unaffected Lucien quelled the urge to reach and rip the man's heart rightout of chest and toss it to the dogs behind him. It was a truly viscous act,one he had done previously, and worked for getting a point across, however hewould have to employ his cunning and not his strength…for the moment.             "Verywell then lad, I won't excuse you." And with that calm response Lucien backhanded the man across the face and sent him sprawling to the other side of the room only tocatch him with his supernatural speed before he hit the floor. "Lad, be smartand tell your men to take a seat or I'll have to get nasty. In fact why don'tyou send them all off."            Aftera shake of his head, eyes glowing with rage, Samson conceded. "Out all of ye,get to your posts." He yelled. One minute of hesitation and then the roomcleared. The only ones remaining were the dogs. After releasing, his neck andsteadying Samson, Lucien helped himself to a couple of chicken legs and assumedthe cleanest high back chair among the dogs. He broke off a piece at a timeoffering it to the beasts.             "Sinceit's obvious your training is lacking I'm sure you won't mind if I just helpmyself."  Samson shook with the effort tocontrol his temper as he rubbed his jaw and joined Lucien sitting across fromhim.             "Whereis your laird?" Lucien demanded.             "Heis unwell and sees no one. Not even an agent of the king." Samson retorted.            "Ahwell lucky for you and your cousin today I am not on his majesty's errand. Sothe crown itself hasn't been officially insulted. No, today I am on businessfor my lady." Samson eyes narrowed as Lucien pulled out the paper Tonni hadpresented him with concerning Trinity's taxes. Samson was careful to watch Lucien as he reached for the document.            "Itseems that there has been a mix up. For I know it to be a fact that the cottageand surrounding whole of Trinity Woods to be in good standing and paid in fullas far as his majesty is concerned." He stated in a solid and confident tone ashe offered the now bare chicken bone to a dog and played with it idly.             "Whatconcern is it of ye?"             "Obviously,you didn't hear me when I said on "my lady's" errand. Lady Aisleen Lemoine ismy wife and Mistress of Eternal Valley. As her laird, it is my duty to see to allher …misunderstandings. And since the village and laird here make it a point toinsult and afflict her with vile cursing and threats I came in her stead. Whichreminds me…was it she you were referring to when you said no thanks to thehealer?" Samson's face flushed and he opened his mouth, closed it then,straightened his shoulders, and responded.            "Nayit was the one before her." Lucien threw the bone and the dogs woofed running after it. At his blinking fast speed, he gripped Samon's cheeks forcing hiscracked thin lips into a pucker.            "Soyou insult my deceased mother in law?" Scared and shaking his head indisagreement Lucien allowed the warriors mask to fall into place. His feralbeast like persona appeared as his eyes Check out more from snippets from the Eternal Witch during The Familial Witch blog tour with Bewitching Blog Tours. 
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Guest Blogging Invitation...Most hits wins a Kindle.

 
 
My dear friends I am going to be slammed in thecoming weeks. I have a blog tour that will start on March 13-April18th with Bewitching Blog tours. Withthat in mind I thought I would open up my blog to guest posters.
The Belle of Boise gets at least 200 hits on newpost days and 100 on average no post days with 4-5,000 a month. Between mysocial media, followers through newsletter, rss, networked blogs, and GFC Ihave amazing readers.With that in mind I'd like to invite you to be aguest blogger.
BlogSubjects It can be whatever you want it to be. On theweather, on your pet, on the book you just read, just released, or just foundout about. There are literally no limitations on subject. Well other thanPG-13. Lets keep it clean y'all.
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Benefits So here are the benefits. At the end of the guestblogging month I will pick the blog who got the most hits. These are anaccumulation of hits through the month. Not on posting day but the month. Soyou need to keep advertising your blog on social media.
That blog's owner will receive the following.
·        A Kindle·        On said Kindle there will be a copy ofall my books and including my next release The Eternal Witch.·        If they are an author I'll post one oftheir books for 30 days up at my top side bar.
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It's Official: Moma ain't going back to the kitchen

It's funny the way you can reuse things when you think about it. I was having a hard time leaning over and constantly looking at my agenda. So I took the recipe book holder I had for recipe books in the kitchen and boy did that baby work like a charm.

And since I absolutely hate cooking with a passion, it's a great reminder to work hard so we can afford to eat out more. LOL


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Sweet Saturday Sample: The Eternal Witch meets Death

Dressed in black robes from head to toe with a hood that obscured thebeings face and head only revealing a pair of bright red eyes Aisleen greetedan old acquaintance. Although others wouldn't have treated, him as such for hispurpose was one that was terrifying. Still when he had come to take Aisleen'ssisters, she had remembered that he too was a creature of the Goddess's and deservedlove and respect.             "Hello old one. Areyou here for me?" She asked.             "Yes and no." Deathresponded. His voice was dreadful and deep. The first time she had heard itfear had gripped her almost consuming her common sense. The feeling still cameonly tempered by her compassion for his plight. He had not asked to be thisbeing. Why he was, she had never asked. But knew no one would desire hisposition.            "I don't understand."She expressed her confusion.            "I have roamed betweenrealms taking the spirits that die from one world to another for longer thananyone can count. Only magical beings can see me other than those souls. Duringthat time, only one has paid me a kindness. Even in her greatest grief, shethought of me and not of herself." Aisleen mused again how it was odd she couldfeel tears as a spirit. Memories of her sisters deaths assaulted her, for eachtime she had saw him it was with their demise.             "I have waited to paythat thoughtfulness. So here I am kind Aisleen, the last Familial Witch, atyour service." He bowed.             "What service can youprovide me?"             "I can give you powerto enter a man's dreams, but be advised you must choose only one." The darkvoice warned. Aisleen didn't have to think to know which man in her tinycottage she desired to know more, if only to take stronger memoires of whatcould have been with her to the other side. But before she accepted his offershe had a request of her own, looking into the dark face and frightening redeyes she asked.             "What is your name?"             "Why do you ask thingsyou already know?" he responded, his voice still deep but husky. The change fueledher courage.             "I know for a factthat our Mother did not name you Death. That is but a title that describes yourduties. You must have a name."             He looked away when heanswered, "Long ago I was once called Damascus." He whispered.             "Damascus is a finename. Now let's have a look at what I am sure is a fine face as well." Sheinsisted reaching toward him.             Death took a step awayfrom her and gasped. She appeared before him with the mere thought, touchingthe top of his robe at the wrist, she bid him to calm down.             "Why do you ask somuch?" he demanded.            "I can't properlythank you if I can't look upon your face and know your name." She explained.             "What if what you seeis frightening?" He responded calmer.            "You forget sir that Ihave felt the darkness that can hide behind even the fairest of faces." Shereminded him thinking of the loss of her unborn child and the handsomeness ofher former husband. While she had not seen him that day, her grief left herbetween sanity and madness, she had felt Death's presence. Finally, he looked up, raisedhis arms revealing two flesh covered hands and pulled his hood back.             Aisleen gasped for hisbeauty was like nothing she had ever seen. Thick golden hair fell just abovehis shoulders, eyes as blue as the sky and not the red she knew so wellsurveyed her reaction. A square jaw was set below the frown that stained hislips.             "I warned you. Now youare afraid of me." He stated moving to pull his hood back up. Aisleen lungedforward and stopped him.             "I am unafraidDamascus." He paused and arched a brow. "Truly I amnot. I don't understand why you thought I would be. You are perhaps the fairestman I have ever beheld with eyes as blue as the sky and hair as golden as aflowers core."            Damascus looked at hishands turning them over then moved forward grabbing her by her shoulders, "Ientreat your pardon, but I must see through your eyes. Will you give me leave?"He asked with a desperation she could feel. She nodded.  Then it was as if she was invaded. Only theforce was not suffocating, just a joining of space. With that connection, she couldalso tap into him as he had her.             As he saw himselfthrough her eyes, memories of his past flooded her mind, memories so ancientand painful it caused her to scream. He withdrew immediately.             "Aisleen are you well?"             "I'm fine. What was…itwas all so much." She muttered. Damascus seemed to not hear her looking awayand mumbling.             "Until the one whosees the beauty within…will you be free…" He whispered.            "What do you meanDamascus?" She asked. His blue eyes met hers.             "Have you made yourchoice Aisleen?" He asked instead of answering becoming oddly formal again.            "Yes…but what" She wascut off by a wave of his hand. Then appeared inside the room of a place shedidn't recognize."
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Traces of ....

So it's been a while since I did a review or an interview. And the review isn't per my usual as I'm talking about two novellas. A book one and book two of a series. I apologize for my lack of reviewyness but hey I'm bringing something sweet and emotional. Lets get to the books shall we. 
Title:  A Trace of Love (Book 1)
Author:  Danielle Ravencraft
Genre:  Contemporary Romance Erotica
Blurb:  Ophelia Martinez has a chance encounter withinternationally famous rock-star, Trace Curtis. To Ophelia, Trace will alwaysbe the charming boy she met in high school. They share one night together inwhich Trace falls in love with Ophelia. But Ophelia knows she can't continue tolive in the past, at least not with the secret that haunts her present.
Buy Links:·        Amazon.com:  http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005HSCV9I·        Barnes&Noble.com:  http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-trace-of-love-danielle-ravencraft/1105098324·        SmashWords.com:  http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/82286·        GoodReads.com:  http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/12515190-a-trace-of-love·        MuseItHOTPublishing.com:  http://museituppublishing.com/bookstore2/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=192&category_id=60&keyword=a+trace+of+love&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=1

Title:  A Trace of Passion (Book 2) 
Author:  Danielle Ravencraft
Genre:  Contemporary Romance Erotica
Blurb:  Ophelia's in for a birthday surprisethat turns out to be a birthday nightmare as she's reunited with hunky rockstar, Trace Curtis. The pain of her defiance runs deep and he won't leaveOphelia alone without an explanation. The more time they spend together, themore their passion grows. Ophelia knows in her heart she should tell Trace thetruth, but will her secret drive him away?
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Bri~Trace of Passion is the second in a trilogy of novellas. What made you decide to go this route?
DR~What made me go with a trilogy? In all honesty, it's just how things turned out lol. My publisher wasn't happy with the ending of "A Trace of Love". They wanted me to flesh it out and give it a happier ending, but first of all, Ophelia wouldn't have it, and second I wanted to keep the story short. At the time I had been mulling around the idea to continue to story in my head, so I talked to my editor about it and she loved the idea of bringing the characters back, so it evolved into two books. But as soon as I finished writing Book 2, I knew there would have to be one more because there are some surprises at the end of Book 2 that Trace and Ophelia need to address before they can truly have their happy ending. 

Bri~Boy I can relate to that. Characters that demand things their own way are impossible to ignore. The heros name is actually Trace in your trilogy, as in each of your titles the same word is used. Was that planned? How did it come about?  
DR~Heehee. Yes I did that on purpose. I like to have titles that mean something or are a play on words. It's just something I like to do...Like a signature mark or something. I spend weeks with a dictionary and thesaurus open until I find the right combination of words. Sweet, simple, catchy, and will make the reader giggle once they figure it out. :) 
Bri~ I'm the same way. Little techniques or patterns that are distinctly me. Even if I'm the only one to now it's still important. Tell us about the third installment? Is this the end? There were two surprises at the end of Passion will those two be resolved?


DR~ Yes the third book, A Trace of Hope, will be the final installment. This might end up being a little longer than the fist two books, but the story will finally end. Makes me sad just thinking about it, but I also feel like I owe Trace and Ophelia their happy ending after everything I put them through.....


Bri~ Darn straight you do. They have been through a lot you spiteful woman. LOL 


Review


So I'm not one to summarize an already great blurb so I tend to leave those out of my reviews. In short I almost ripped Danielle a new laptop hole after I read Trace of Love because I wanted the sequel immediately. Trace and Ophelia are amazing characters. The way that Danielle can create characters of that kind of depth and a plot with such intensity in so few words is a testament to her craft and talent. 


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Pampered Chef is Indestructable

Apparently Pampered Chef is forever. Why do I say that?

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Because my granny gave me a round stone she said she'd had for like twenty years. And this thing was black! I mean dark as night, no amount of scraping or scrubbing would change it black.

So I've had said stone for about ten years. And it is still black.


That is until recently.

So I keep this stone in the oven for easy access. Well I hadn't cleaned my oven, or my house for that matter, in a long time.

I have a self cleaning oven...I figure WTH.

I'll set it and then at least that will be clean. So I do all the button pushing, the oven door locks, I go upstairs to take a shower.

Well an hour later the house is all smoking, the detectors are silent (at least we learned that) and the oven is locked. I open up the windows and start the fans. Hours later we find out that the oven wasn't that dirty. The Pampered Chef Stone was!


And now my stone is as good as new looking. Crazy huh!

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The Inverted C and the L desk

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So if you follow the blog you know that I openedmy own consulting business called Belle Consulting. If you didn't tada! I did. Wellit kind of took off at a pace no one really expected...especially the haters.(Booya how you like the apples!)
With that said there are a couple of new developmentsthat have physically happened. ·        My butt is much flatter because Iliterally spend about 10 hours a day on it at the computer.·        I actually weigh less than I did inhigh school now, because I don't eat for 10-12 hours a day. And when I docriteria like it has to be quick, loaded with protein, and not leave anyresidue on a touch screen, key board, or mouse. So no more Cheetos ;(·        I actually have a waist. No really!there are these little things on my sides, above my hips, that are like inwardcurves. It seems this is a side effect of my morning yoga sessions to deal with thestress of success.·        I'm actually making some money for allthis work!·        And finally sitting at the computer inthe incorrect position for so long actually has caused the top of my spine togo into an inverted C.To elaborate, according to my chiropractor, thetop of the spine should look like a C with the top of your head bouncing aroundfluidly on top. 

Mine is backwards. Which made my spine go into aflipping zig zag.
Can you say painful?!
Well apparently my desk set up was wrong. I hadall my papers in front of me and kept leaning forward toward the screen. Mydoctor suggested I try attaching an L to the side I could turn toward in orderto correct the issue.I would then move the computer screen closer and keep my papers etc on the L desk.
Well after 5 thrift shops I gave up and cried tothe hubby. (I may be making money but I'm still frugal.) And then said I'm taking your desk.
Well apparently he must have wanted to keep his(really his office furniture was mine for years)because he came home from workone night and started up the saws. He's an amazing carpenter.
So I thought "Hey, he'll rip down two boardsthrow some screws together and it'll all be good." (We'd just be out timecause we had some spare wood in the garage.)
I should have known. The man is so not capable ofsimple. And don't get me wrong I love him for it like nothing else. But I hateto take any of his precious relaxing time. He works as hard as I do, goes toschool full time, and did I ever mention we have a herd of kids?
So here it is people...my simple L shaped desk.


Oh yes those sides are routed! Yes those arecustom columned looking legs. Yes it's was lovingly hand stained with threecoats of polly added.
So what chya'll think?
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