Leigh Bardugo's Blog, page 224
July 28, 2016
archiemcphee:
Cartoonist Tom Gauld reminds us that, while it’s...
Cartoonist Tom Gauld reminds us that, while it’s all well and good to watch out for wicked scientists and evil bankers, never turn your back on a fiendish librarian or a monstrous fishmonger. And those deceitful zookeepers are right out.
A recent cartoon for the Guardian.
spaceinvadeher:
legendarymotherofshade:
erincrocodile:
wizzard890:
kaylapocalypse:
lockelamora:
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i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
hedacarol:
book meme ⇉ ten books/series:
six of crows by...
book meme ⇉ ten books/series:six of crows by leigh bardugo [3/10]
“when everyone knows you’re a monster, you needn’t waste time doing every monstrous thing.”
fourmillionkruge:
murder-nerds:
captian-fandom:
kaz tryin to be cool
kazz showing up at a...
kaz tryin to be cool
kazz showing up at a party
kaz getting real nervous
then he introduces himself and just
“heY GUYS IM SNAZZLE DAZZLE MCKAZZLE”
READY TO RAZZLE WITH PIZAZZLE AND JAZZLE
he’s razzle kazzling them
Did this remind anyone else of
parseltoungee:
“You still may die in the Dregs.“Inej’s dark...
“You still may die in the Dregs.“
Inej’s dark eyes had glinted.
“I may. But I’ll die on my feet with a knife in my hand.”
