Daisy Harris's Blog, page 12
June 12, 2015
Here’s the conundrum–I only brought one pair of...
Here’s the conundrum–I only brought one pair of pants to Portland. They were dirty so I hand-washed them. Now I can’t wear them out but it’s colder than I thought and I only have this one little cardigan…. If I want food or drink I have to leave the room in Les Giant Party Boots. This will guarantee some dude will try and talk to me before I have enough alcohol in my system to have recovered from my trip. … The only solution, I believe, is to take a taxi to a gay bar. Go to a gay bar, go directly to a gay bar. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars. #pride #portlandpride #portland #wardrobemalfunction #kinkyboots
Motherf*cking, f*ck, damn, sh*t! There’s no mini bar!!!!...
Motherf*cking, f*ck, damn, sh*t! There’s no mini bar!!!! WTF kind of a hotel doesn’t have a mini bar!?!?!? F*cking Portland! Why must you always mock me????
And yet another train. STILL have not located a cocktail. Gay...
And yet another train. STILL have not located a cocktail. Gay bars in Portland, watch out. Incoming writer with words to get done and a hankering for some R & R!
Journey to Portland Pride, step one! #pride #portlandpride...
Journey to Portland Pride, step one! #pride #portlandpride #gayromance #gaypride #authoproblems
Man bun in the wild!
Man bun in the wild!
Instagramming my kids instagramming lunch. #mommytime #lunchtime...
Instagramming my kids instagramming lunch. #mommytime #lunchtime #foodporn
As Miranda Sings would say, “It’s porn!” Find...
As Miranda Sings would say, “It’s porn!” Find me at Portland Pride this weekend and get some. :) #gayromance #gaypride #pride #mmromance #romance #itsporn #DaisyHarris
actualdogvines:
Oscar the Shih Tzu! He looks like a dork I had...
Oscar the Shih Tzu! He looks like a dork I had to share lol (submitted by mastershortpantsx3)
Zomg, I DIE!
partyatsatans:
theelvenkingsunderthesky:
“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”So...
“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”
So is:
wearing two different fabrics
eating pigs and rabbits
wearing torn clothes
having short hairhaving tattoos
having more than one type of plant in your gardengoing to church in the first 2 months after you’ve given birthmasturbatingwearing jewleryremarrying women saying anything in church, evereating lobstersdivorcingeating fattouching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her periodcross breedingpeople with flat noses becoming priests (?)cheatingsaying God’s namegossipinggoing to church if your balls are injured in any waywizards (?)so we’re all going to hell anyways.
HA!
My abs confuse me.
My abs confuse me.
