Russ Colchamiro's Blog - Posts Tagged "adventure"

Hi Gang-

Book reviewer and all around good folk Melissa Hayden -- who gave Finders Keepers a big, big thumbs up -- did an exclusive interview with yours truly about where I concocted all this cosmic lunacy, some of my favorite elements from my novel, my loathing of tomatoes and what I'm up to next.

To read all about it, you can visit Melisa at http://melissa-melsworld.blogspot.com....

All the Best!
Russ

Hey Gang-

In the spirit of Father's Day, what better way to celebrate than to scoop up your very own signed, pesonalized copy of FINDERS KEEPERS ... for just $10!

FREE SHIPPING IN THE U.S.!

That's right. For the low-low price of $10, just head over to http://www.richkoslowski.com/Details.... and pick a copy for yourself, a friend and, of course, all the dads out there.

Enjoy!

Russ

Hi Gang-

As a new dad myself celebrating my very first Father's Day, I figured this was a perfect time for a new Finders Keepers giveway.

Plus ... for you Kiwis out there, I am an American author, with a novel that takes place, in part, throughout New Zealand. One of the main chartacters is from Auckland, and part of the narrative stretches across the North Island, including Auckland, Cook's Beach and Rotorua, among others.

If you're curious about the rest, read below.

And good luck!

Russ

For fans of uproarious sci-fi and fantasy classics such as Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy, Christopher Moore's Lamb and A Dirty Job, and Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series, plus TV shows and movies such as Quantum Leap, Time Bandits and The Big Bang Theory, Finders Keepers is a buddy story that mixes chapter-to-chapter cliffhangers with humor, heart, romance, outrageous characters and time-bending, galaxy-twisting pratfalls.

Caught in the netherworld between college and a career, novice traveler Jason Medley and adventuresome Theo Barnes stumble through hash bars and hangovers, religious zealots and stalkers, food poisoning and thunderstorms, saucy girls and overnight trains—and all under the looming specter of adult responsibility.

But when a jar of the Universe’s DNA accidentally drops to Earth from Eternity, these new friends find their loyalties put to the test—unaware that a motley crew from another realm is feverishly chasing them across the globe, with the fate of the Milky Way hanging in the balance.

Hey Gang-

Don't know about you but it's been a scorcher of a summer on my end. I've been full-stop for the past few months on multiple fronts, and to put an amazing cap on the past year, my bundles of joy Nate and Abby celebrate their first birthday next week. It's been truly amazing to watch and experience. And if the next few ... decades are anything like this last year, I cannot wait to see what's next. Liz and I are truly blessed, and on top of everything else, those kids crack me up! They are freakin' hilarious.



And with Abby just starting to walk and Nate starting to discover his inner Bart Simpson-like instinct for causing mayhem, here's what else I've been up to:


* I've been having some fun these past weeks now that Finders Keepers is officially on the shelves of Barnes & Noble! It's in five NYC locations and a bunch in Seattle, plus ... Anchorage, Alaska (and others around the country ... including Rockville, MD). I've dropped by some of the NYC locations to sign them, so if you happen upon them there, you'll get an autographed copy. For a full list of Barnes & Noble locations nationwide where you can find Finders Keepers, see below.


* July wrapped up my summer book signing schedule, where I made stops at the Long Island Toy Show and the East Hanover Comic Book Expo. Not my best shows sales-wise, as they were not quite the right venues for me, but I continued to get the word out and make some new friends. I'll be taking a convention break, but will be back later in the year. And though I sat out the San Diego Comic-Con this year, I'm hoping to make my return in 2012. Stay tuned.


* Keeping the momentum moving forward, I will be unveiling my new Web site some time this month! Because of the various projects I'm involved with and the multi-tiered marketing programs in the works, it was time to revamp the site and give you guys a snazzier, cleaner destination where I can upload new blog posts and photos, make announcements and otherwise make myself available to those Hollywood folks who absolutely MUST have my book for themselves and get that movie in motion! Look for a launch notice any week now.


* Speaking of Hollywood, I've got a pretty intense marketing program in the works -- with some pretty awesome participants -- and now that I've consulted some filmmakers, the project itself has grown in scope. Hate to be secretive here, but until I've got all the elements locked down I'm going to play this one a little bit close. But trust me. It's in motion. And it's very cool.


* And lest you think I forgot to mention, my second novel Crossline is still speeding along. I'm in the final revisions now, and then I turn the manuscript over to a top notch editor I know who gave me critical feedback on Finders Keepers that helped make it the success it is today. So I think I've got the right guy to also help me get Crossline to where it needs to be.


That's all she wrote for this edition. I'll be back around Labor Day for a final summer announcement, where I'll be sharing the latest news on Finders Keepers and report back on Nate and Abby's first birthday party, which should be awesomeness supreme.


All the Best!

Russ



Finders Keepers in Barnes & Noble:



#2988 - Fox Run Crossings, 45 Gosling Rd, Portsmouth, NH

#2791 - 235 Daniel Webster Hwy, Nashua, NH

#2966 - 98 Middlesex Pkwy, Burlington, MA

#2957 - 60 Pine St., Pacific Place, Downtown Seattle, WA

#2965 - 106 Court Street, Brooklyn, NY

#2784 - 200 East Northern Lights Blvd, Anchorage, AK

#2876 - 267 7th Avenue, Park Slope, Brooklyn, NY

#2942 - Hacienda Crossings, 4972 Dublin Blvd, Dublin, CA

#2575 - 1201 3rd St Promenade, Santa Monica, CA

#2281 - Kitsap Mall, 10315 Silverdale Way, Silverdale, WA

#2280 - Northgate Mall, 401 NE Northgate Way, Seattle, WA

#1979 - 82nd and Broadway, NY, NY

#2278 - 86th & Lexington, NY, NY

#2262 - Clackamass Town Center Mall, Portland, OR

#2536 - Arboretum, 10,000 Research Blvd., Austin Texas

#2703 - Spectrum Center, 1851 Fountain Dr., Reston, VA

#2573 - University Village, 2675 NE University Village St., Seattle, WA

#2675 - Union Square - NY, NY

#2234 - 555 Fifth Avenune, NY, NY

#2764 - 12089 Rockville Pike, Montrose Crossing, Rockville, MD

#2238 - Tysons Corner Mall, McLean, VA

#2275 - 131 Colonie Centre, Albany, NY


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Russ Colchamiro

Author of Finders Keepers, published by 3 Finger Prints

www.russcolchamiro.com

www.richkoslowski.com

@findkeepnovel (Twitter)

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To see my video interview at the NY Comic-Con:
http://bit.ly/bfA7oL



To read my Publishers Weekly Q&A:

http://bit.ly/igtiec

To buy Finders Keepers via 3 Finger Prints:
http://www.richkoslowski.com/Details....

Hi Gang-

Just a friendly -- and festive! -- reminder about the FINDERS KEEPERS holiday giveaway.

Last chance in 2011 for a FREE, SIGNED copy of my hilarious sci-fi backpacking novel that's getting rave reviews from this planet ... and the next!

All the Best,
Russ

http://www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...

Hi Gang-

2011 has been a heck of a ride on numerous fronts, so I thought this would be a good time to recap the year, offer many thanks and give some insight into what lays ahead for 2012.

So as my hero Jackie Gleason used to say ... and awaaaaaay we go:

* More than anything else, 2011 has been absolutely incredible watching Abby and Nate come alive. Abby will one day rule all of Metropolis, if not the Galaxy (and be a wonderful, wide-eyed leader at that), while Nate seems destined for the comedy circuit along the lines of John Belushi and Bill Murray, without, of course, all the personal drama.

Until then, they are as fast as ninjas and twice and smart, keeping Liz and I on our toes at every turn.

With a soft launch at the end of 2010, Finders Keepers made its way into the world in a big way in 2011. Among the highlights:
* Endorsement from Publishers Weekly
* National distribution contract
* Picked up by Barnes & Noble

And while the great reviews keep piling up, here's my absolute favorite:

Ruled By Books reviewer Jaime Chambers said the following about me:

"Comedy writing in any form is hard to do well. The intangible stuff that makes people laugh can be hard to grasp and even harder to deliver. There are only a handful of comedic authors that I enjoy, tops among them being [best-selling authors] Douglas Adams and Christopher Moore. After reading Finders Keepers, I was happy to add Russ Colchamiro to that list."

Here's a link to the full interview:

http://www.ruledbybooks.com/author-in...

To be considered among the greatest comedic authors ... ever? Wow. I'll take it!

* With Finders Keepers in full groove, I'm now putting the finishing touches on my next book, Crossline. A stand-alone space adventure, Crossline is in the Buck Rogers/Flash Gordon style of space opera, with my usual time-bending philosophical ruminations that really give the adventure some extra layers of zing.

Good buddy and fellow writer James Chambers -- who at one point collaborated with Spock himself, Leonard Nemoy, on some comic book projects -- is editing Crossline, so I'm feeling pretty darn good about the process. Jim will be handing over pages to me any day now, and then I'll spend the next few months staying warm, putting the final touches on what will be a rollicking adventure.

* So what's in store for 2012? Oooh ... so glad you asked! As noted, first order of business is wrapping up Crossline and then lining up a publication deal.

Then ... I'll be doing some conventions in the spring, where I'll be signing copies of Finders Keepers.

And as I continue to promote Finders Keepers and line up that Crossline deal ... I'll start work on book No. 3 ... the first Finders Keepers sequel!

In between, I'll be out there on Facebook, Twitter and Goodreads, trying to squeeze in a few blogs here and there, and chatting up my fellow creators along the way.

Somewhere in there I'll also find time to you know ... go to work every day, buy a house! Ahh! ... and spend as much as time as possible with the family, which is my source of strength and inspiration.

Which leads me to ...

* For this issue's shout-out it's a two-fer!

First, let me thank everyone who has and continues to support me. As I'm sure you know, this publishing gig ain'teasy, and there are days when I just ain't in the mood. But your unwavering support and enthusiasm is nothing short of phenomenal, so to all who are behind me, my deepest thanks and gratitude. You rock!

Of course, Nate and Abby are an endless source of love and joy. My life has changed forever in the most remarkable way, and watching my children grow is simply spectacular.

And finally, to my wife Liz ... who stands behind through it all, with my endless piles of paper and notes clutter here, there and everywhere. Since even before we met, she has always been the one. And while she may be my wife, she will always be my girl.

Okay. That's all she wrote for this ... year! I'll be back in January with more updates, so until then ... be festive, be safe ... and Happy Holidays.

All the Best!

Russ

www.russcolchamiro.com
@FindKeepNovel
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In the Writer's Chair - If You Can't Cut 10 Percent Then You're Not Really Trying

Writers write. Sure. We've all heard that one.

But the problem is that as writers, we often write too much. Given enough time and space, we have a tendency to ramble.

I've tried writing short stories, but I just feel too confined. The short form doesn't work for me. I need to room to explore, to let characters and plot and setting go where they go.

And yet ... no matter what I end up with, I ultimately have more than I need.

Example: my first draft of Finders Keepers was 127,000+ words.

Way. Too. Long.

Ultimately, I cut it down to about 97,000 words. That's more like it. But the discipline I needed was, der ... to write less. To cut.

So I did.

The conversation with myself went something like this:

Editor Russ: Cut ten percent.

Writer Russ: Bite me.

ER: Cut ten percent. Your book is too freakin long.

WR: I know, but that's 12,700 words. How am I suppose do that?

ER: Not my problem. Get to it.

WR: But--

ER: Do it!

WR: But--

ER: Do it!!

WR: ... sigh ... fine.

And so I did.

Phase II left me with a manuscript of about 110,000 words. Better, but still too long. And my two selves went at it again.

ER: Cut ten percent. Your book is still too freakin long.

WR: I know, but that's ANOTHER 11,000 words.

ER: Aaaand ...?

WR: ... You're going to yell me again aren't you?

ER: Do I really need to answer that?

WR: ... sigh ... you suck. But okay.

And ultimately I got down to 97,000 words.

The directive to myself had nothing to do with content or style. It was simply forcing myself to be economical.

My second novel, Crossline is in the hands of my editor right now. I handed in a manuscript that came in at about 95,000 words. I may ultimately prune a bit, but I won't need to cut 25,000 words.

As writers, we write. But the more you can discipline yourself to write -- or at least, keep -- only what you need, you'll find that cutting isn't nearly as tough as it might first appear.

And if you wind up arguing with yourself about it, think of it this way: If you don't force yourself to cut what you don't need, somebody else will. And however rough you think your inner voice might be, it's often a lot friendlier than if you hear it from someone else.

Hi Gang-

Welcome to 2012! I hope everyone had a fabulous holiday (which I know seems like centuries ago already) and is starting off the new year with a bang. (and apologies to anyone getting a duplicate here, as I’m still finalizing a new email template).

Of course my highlights continue to be time with the family. My little ones are a constant riot, dancing to music, building Lego towers that baffle my mind, tossing all the couch cushions on the floor and generally filling my world with hugs, laughter and smiles (when they’re not running me ragged!).

In the mean time, Liz and I have put our apartment on the market, and we’re doing some house hunting in New Jersey to give us a little more elbow room. So one of these days we’re moving back to the burbs!

As for my adventures in publishing …

* At long last I have Crossline pages back from wordsmithing buddy James Chambers, who went all out to find the brilliance (and clunkers) within the manuscript. I’m going full throttle (ha-ha) on my edits, and hope to have a finished, ready-to-go manuscript some time in the first half of 2012.

* Now that convention season is getting underway, I’ll be making appearances at the following venues this spring:

Lunacon, in Rye, NY, March 17-18, on various panels and schmoozing with the gang

I-Con, in Stonybrook, NY, March 30 – April 1, where I’ll be selling and signing books, and possibly be appearing on a few panels. Details to come.

* For you readers out there, I’ve been picking up an increasing presence on Goodreads (www.goodreads.com) which is really a great site for those of us who still love books (it’s like Facebook, but just for book readers). So if you haven’t already, drop by the site and let’s be friends!

* And last but not least, as Finders Keepers continues to make the rounds, I’m starting to pick up the pace on character arcs and key punch points for the sequel! So once Crossline is done, it’s back to the crazy world of Finders Keepers and those see what those backpacking goofballs will get up to next.

That’s all she wrote for this edition, but I’ll be back soon with new updates, and hope to have some more specifics on the panels I’ll be speaking on at the various conventions. Until then …

All the Best!

Russ