Michael Kindt's Blog, page 503
July 7, 2011
eveinhongkong replied to your post: Ode to Bacon
LMAO…..I love bacon too…..maybe not as much as you...
LMAO…..I love bacon too…..maybe not as much as you to do all that….but I surely love it and have to restrict my bacon intake to every 2nd week!
I restrict myself to once a month. Today is July 7th. Party time.
Ode to Bacon
If it wouldn't kill me, I'd eat it all the time. As a mostly-vegetarian, I fail utterly in the face of bacon.
I would eat it for breakfast, lunch, supper, and midnight snack. I would sprinkle bacon bits on top of my ice cream. I would dip it in mayo and wash it down with lukewarm, liquidified lard. I would rub bacon fat all over my body, especially my nipples, and dance naked in the moonlight, chanting to the old gods. I would wrap it around my shaft, like filet mignon, and run screaming through the mall, terrifying the consumers as they buy shit they don't need and whine about being poor.
I would have it in a great big pile, inside every single sandwich, and on the side of everything I eat, including bacon. Bacon with a side of bacon topped with bacon.
Golly-gee-whilickers, I love me some bacon!
July 6, 2011
"There comes a time in every friendship when you have to say 'I never liked you. Get..."
- Bill McNeal, Newsradio
Librarians
Many of the librarians here are delicious, wearing their skirts and summer shoes not quite sandals, blessedly bare-legged and bespectacled.
None are pretty in the conventional, 'media' sense. None are generic pop culture princesses. All, however, are goddesses, rivaling Aphrodite herself.
I invent needs to talk to them, saying to the one with darkest hair and thickness of calf, "I'm looking for the Bellows translation of the Poetic Edda."
I get to stand next to her while she digs on the computer, also standing. She is not perfumed, but I can smell her nonetheless. I can smell her cleanness. Her white skin is electric, milkiness hued with delicate pink. She allows one shoe to fall distractedly from her foot as she types, and rests her blood-red toenails curled on the library carpet.
Um, I forgot what I was talking about….
I was pleasantly surprised to read that you like Mazurkas. Before I became deaf I listened to them too. My grandfather loved piano music, so I grew up listening to various pianist. My grandfather was from Curacao, home to great composers like Jacobo and Ed
My mother is a pianist and she used to play me a lot of classical music when I was a child. I happened to be listening to the Mazurkas then, but do enjoy lots of Chopin, including the Nocturnes.
I love that title: "Why eleven Antilleans knelt for the heart of Chopin." I wish I read Dutch because I do, in fact, want to know why.
Take care :)
I was pleasantly surprised to read that you like Mazurkas. Before I became deaf I listened to them too. My grandfather loved piano music, so I grew up listening to various pianist. My grandfather was from Curacao, home to great composers like Jacobo and Ed
My mother is a pianist and she used to play me a lot of classical music when I was a child. I happened to be listening to the Mazurkas then, but do enjoy lots of Chopin, including the Nocturnes.
I love that title: "Why eleven Antilleans knelt for the heart of Chopin." I wish I read Dutch because I do, in fact, want to know why.
Take care :)
I was pleasantly surprised to read that you like Mazurkas. Before I became deaf I listened to them too. My grandfather loved piano music, so I grew up listening to various pianist. My grandfather was from Curacao, home to great composers like Jacobo and Ed
My mother is a pianist and she used to play me a lot of classical music when I was a child. I happened to be listening to the Mazurkas then, but do enjoy lots of Chopin, including the Nocturnes.
I love that title: "Why eleven Antilleans knelt for the heart of Chopin." I wish I read Dutch because I do, in fact, want to know why.
Take care :)
I was pleasantly surprised to read that you like Mazurkas. Before I became deaf I listened to them too. My grandfather loved piano music, so I grew up listening to various pianist. My grandfather was from Curacao, home to great composers like Jacobo and Ed
My mother is a pianist and she used to play me a lot of classical music when I was a child. I happened to be listening to the Mazurkas then, but do enjoy lots of Chopin, including the Nocturnes.
I love that title: "Why eleven Antilleans knelt for the heart of Chopin." I wish I read Dutch because I do, in fact, want to know why.
Take care :)
I was pleasantly surprised to read that you like Mazurkas. Before I became deaf I listened to them too. My grandfather loved piano music, so I grew up listening to various pianist. My grandfather was from Curacao, home to great composers like Jacobo and Ed
My mother is a pianist and she used to play me a lot of classical music when I was a child. I happened to be listening to the Mazurkas then, but do enjoy lots of Chopin, including the Nocturnes.
I love that title: "Why eleven Antilleans knelt for the heart of Chopin." I wish I read Dutch because I do, in fact, want to know why.
Take care :)
July 5, 2011
nai000ian replied to your post: Sony Reader and various iThings
I think I'm gonna buy your book...
nai000ian replied to your post: Sony Reader and various iThings
I think I'm gonna buy your book Early Onset of Night. I just checked eBay and the bid was over. Fuck! Anyway, make sure you get it back up there so I can get a copy. I like your blog and figured why don't I read the book. Keep it up.
Okey dokey. It's back up. And thank you!
