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July 8, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Crystals



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I hate when the votey is funnier than the comic.


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July 7, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Branch



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All I'm saying is that at least in the Copenhagen interpretation, Friendly Hitler isn't hanging out with Gandhi.


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Published on July 07, 2025 08:20

July 6, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tone



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Really, any noise other than hatred or complete lack of interest should not be allowed.


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Published on July 06, 2025 08:20

July 5, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Annihilate



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Prediction: in 15 years, nobody under the age of 20 will see why this was supposed to be funny.


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Published on July 05, 2025 08:20

July 4, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Elephant



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Elephants never forget, but they CAN be eradicated.


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Published on July 04, 2025 08:20

July 3, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Butlerian



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I don't believe in a fast take-off for evil AI because it's gonna take at least a few weeks to get the human-grinders up and running.


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Published on July 03, 2025 08:25

July 2, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dollars



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The waiter then politely reminds the customer that all possible information is contained in the price.


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Published on July 02, 2025 08:25

July 1, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stochastic



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Wait why is her butt talking?


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Published on July 01, 2025 08:25

June 30, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Watch



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Still better than the deontology watch, which stops you from lying, even to tell a murderer not to look in your basement.


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Published on June 30, 2025 08:25

June 29, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Self



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Weirdly, his authentic self is three teenagers in a trenchcoat.


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Published on June 29, 2025 08:15