Hovertext:Around here we only do cis-substantiation, you hear?
Hovertext:Who wants to get bitten by toycks??
Hovertext:Enjoy the forthcoming SMBC compilation on periclinal chimeras.
Hovertext:Sometimes the apple gets stuck in sphincter 3 and she has to gently loosen it.
Hovertext:You can do this with a metallic sharpie if you don't want to pay printing costs.
Hovertext:Discovering this etymology wasn't just mind-blowing, it was a nucular bomb of revelation.
Hovertext:I believe we've been breeding each other for aww, but so far it hasn't been very successful.
Hovertext:How come nobody asks for all-powerful, all-knowing, and at least PRETTY good?
Hovertext:I believe Buddhists aren't allowed to get mad about this misrepresentation, because that'd be a form of attachment.
Hovertext:The truest deepest way to happiness is a brain implant with a happy button.
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