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August 28, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Petals



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I read that it's sometimes called Italian Man Orchid, which is an insult or compliment, depending on whether you're talking absolute size or size relative to the rest of the petal.


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August 27, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Work



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Technically, a piece of elastic is a 2-sided fitted sheet.


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August 26, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Standards



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Also a heap is when you have 26 of something.


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August 25, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nigh



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The best part is watching them go up to guys yelling on a soapbox to ask what their timelines are.


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August 24, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Drive



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Later they turn off the gene drives and we beg to get them back.


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August 23, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flux



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The Stewart's Calculus movie was 4,000 hours long but it's okay because nobody ever gets to the final third anyway.


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August 22, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Super



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These are actually the nicer heroes.


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August 21, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Medicine



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Again, Hollywood, call me. We can extend this single joke for YEARS.


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August 20, 2025

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hear



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Dare: go into a loud bar and only make goat noises during 3 hours of communication, and see if anyone notices.


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