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March 4, 2016

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gender Stereotypes

Hovertext: I'm just realizing I always give my jerk characters red hair. It's nice to see one's self-hatred manifested to plainly.

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Published on March 04, 2016 06:56

March 3, 2016

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Lord Sayeth

Hovertext: And ye shall know the stink by its stank.

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Published on March 03, 2016 07:40

March 2, 2016

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paleoanthropology

Hovertext: Also there were fewer teenage pregnancies because nobody had invented the calendar.

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Published on March 02, 2016 07:40

March 1, 2016

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Salad

Hovertext: Douse thy life in the ranch dressing of compassion!

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Published on March 01, 2016 07:56

February 29, 2016

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Methods for Going to Space

Hovertext: Alternate method: Convert humans to hydrogen, float to space, reassemble.

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Published on February 29, 2016 07:22

February 28, 2016

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Princesses

Hovertext: HE did not become man. SHE became beast.

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Published on February 28, 2016 07:28

February 27, 2016

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Autism and Vaccines

Hovertext: I await your hatemail, pertussis enthusiasts!

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 With apologies to people who saw my earlier version of this on twitter.

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Published on February 27, 2016 07:07

February 26, 2016

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Confession

Hovertext: Actually, wait, I forgot to factor in three percent interest.

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Published on February 26, 2016 08:00

February 25, 2016

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics?!

Hovertext: We also knocked out love, which is why you developed sex.

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 Monocles are in store now!


We only have a limited amount of leftover inventory from the kickstarter, and we (proooobably) won't make more after these go :)


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Published on February 25, 2016 07:24

February 24, 2016

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Morale Boost

Hovertext: When there's no sound, the wall simply makes your own face, but with dead vacant eyes.

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Published on February 24, 2016 07:53