Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 359
April 13, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Love and Rockets

Hovertext: Now if we could just perfect the reusable first booster...
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April 12, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Severe Disorder

Hovertext: Keep her out of direct sunlight and if she gets fussy give her a trebuchet.
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Two days ago, I went downstairs to check on our crying toddler. Turns out she left a wooden toy on the bottom step. Long story short, fractured my fifth metatarsal. Readers should notice no difference, except for my planned 6 weeks of jokes focusing exclusively on metatarsals.
April 11, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Record Lows

Hovertext: He is, of course, forecasting today's Internet.
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April 10, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Intervention

Hovertext: Breaking News: Hastily drawn single panel cartoon overturns four generations of international policy.
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Hey geeks! If you want to help support GX4, there are just a few days left for their kicstarter!
April 9, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Go AI

Hovertext: The really scary thing will be when the computer can beat us at designing a computer that can beat us at designing a computer that can beat us at designing a computer to play chess.
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April 8, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The POLICE

Hovertext: Anyone who doesn't like this comic for any reason is officially part of the COMIC POLICE.
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Hey geeks, there's an SMBC subreddit.
April 7, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Solution for Social Media

Hovertext: Suckbook will not use your personal information for any reason, because if we even read it, we'd cringe so hard that we'd have nerve damage.
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April 6, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Say My Name

Hovertext: Anyway, he was far less of a man than you.
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April 5, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Other Side of the Chessboard

Hovertext: The important thing is that the lesson will last throughout your angry embittered lifetime.
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April 4, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Your Past Self

Hovertext: Of course, the downside is that if you give them the numbers to every lottery winning ticket, they apparently blow it all.
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