Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 359
March 12, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Talking to Children
Hovertext: This statement shall not be construed as having or lacking meaning.
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March 11, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life Changes
Hovertext: GOD why are friends and relations FOREVER informing me of major life moments?
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March 10, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Underworld
Hovertext: Oh, wow, your Mom's here too? This place is like a freakin' Wal-Mart.
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March 9, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Charming Old Days
Hovertext: I'm surprised nobody's quantified exactly how over-represented turtlenecks are in SMBC.
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March 8, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Just Watch
Hovertext: Willing to bet this results in more reader anger than that one time I did a comic about two Jesuses fighting to mate with a third Jesus.
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March 7, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Predictions
Hovertext: You will work hard, but your grandchildren will get to pretend to browse the internet for 7 hours and 45 minutes.
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Hey geeks - we've apparently had some serious issues with obnoxious mobile ads lately. Sorry about that! We are trying to track down the source of the issue and kill it.
March 6, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Speech Interceptor
Hovertext: IT'S NOT TOO LATE. WE CAN DO THIS. WE MUST DO THIS.
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March 5, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Delta-v
Hovertext: RUN! RUN! THE BUCKET IS REACTING WITH THE AIR!
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Oddly pleased that I'm doing a particularly dorky joke on my birthday.
If you want to do something nice for my birthday, press "x" till you find a comic you like, and send it to a friend of yours.
Thanks for another great year, geeks. It's still the best job ever.
March 4, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gender Stereotypes
Hovertext: I'm just realizing I always give my jerk characters red hair. It's nice to see one's self-hatred manifested to plainly.
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March 3, 2016
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Lord Sayeth
Hovertext: And ye shall know the stink by its stank.
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