Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 248
February 5, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trolley
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If you can spare five people from hearing another trolley problem joke by telling just one person a trolley problem joke, is it moral?
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February 4, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Times Have Changed
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Really, how can people NOT be optimistic about the future?
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February 3, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Homework
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This is one of those comics where I'm sure someone somewhere must've beat me to the idea.
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February 2, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Checking
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I originally called it the Futility Checker, but actually that's the next generation, when the computer starts checking your life for you and pointing out errors.
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February 1, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Calling
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If you want to be happy, just remember there are very smart people who argue about whether a certain rock looks like a boob because of humans or because of natural processes.
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January 31, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Martians
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The angular momentum problems were enormous, but we managed to persevere.
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January 30, 2019
January 29, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Marooned
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He can reciprocate only by assembling an image with fallen logs.
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January 28, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Halting
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You can also solve the Goldbach Conjecture, for the special case of only considering numbers arising before you beat the machine with a stick.
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January 27, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Simulation
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To the best of my knowledge, the only thing philosophy has ever proven is that Descartes could think.
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