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February 25, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - BAH



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Looks like the London one sold out super early, but you can still get tickets on standby.


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Published on February 25, 2019 06:11

February 24, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Food



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The trick is to only fall in love with perishable food, then keep it in your fridge until someone in your home is mad at you. Then, you can part from it with a clear conscience.


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Published on February 24, 2019 08:49

February 23, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Behavior



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Now that I'm a parent, I'm in favor of giving genes ALL the responsibility.


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Published on February 23, 2019 06:55

February 22, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Psyops



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Also cats love you with an undying loyalty but don't know how to express it.


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Published on February 22, 2019 06:16

February 21, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hitchcock



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I really can't thank the makeup crew enough.


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Published on February 21, 2019 06:59

February 20, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fed



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Shame on the three of you who enjoyed this joke.


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Published on February 20, 2019 05:36

February 19, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life Online



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Actually, the vast majority of early Internet time was spent in an AOL chatroom pretending to be a sexy vampire.


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Published on February 19, 2019 06:46

February 18, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unfinished Business



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Tiny apartment. Working for other people all the time. Often cold and malicious. My God... this is where genies come from.


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Published on February 18, 2019 06:20

February 17, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Just Sayin



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Hey, if you're making every side angry you must be doing something right, or maybe burning down orphanages.


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Published on February 17, 2019 06:51

February 16, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Okay



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If we slightly alter the formulation it's practically illegal NOT to sell it to you!


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Published on February 16, 2019 07:47