Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 230
July 29, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Love
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All containers of amphetamines just have 'AMPHETAMINES' written on the side in big letters.
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July 28, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Anti-joke
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What, you thought the hovertext would save you? No. No deal. Go read Kate Beaton if you like actual jokes.
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July 27, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gartok
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I wonder how many people will think 'isn't evo psych' weird and how many people will think 'aren't humans weird.'
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July 26, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Emotion
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'Yeah, aliens are slowly devouring my face, but that's just life, bro. Pass me another beer wouldja?'
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July 25, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ass
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Based on the success of the joke about Welsh orthography, I anticipate massive success for this ass business.
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July 24, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prosperity
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He has perfect vision. He just wears the bifocals so he can take them off dramatically.
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July 23, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Opinions
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I actually once met a guy who told me he got into physics explicitly to be able to make proclamations like Einstein. He later switched to a business major. Hopefully he's proclaiming as well as possible still.
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July 22, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life Tip
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If you imagine social media as a conscious individual, it's like having a friend you want to cut out of your life, but whose gossip is too good to let go.
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July 21, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Welsh
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Found this delightful story in 'The Monsters and the Critics: And Other Essays.'
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July 20, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humility
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I'm just realizing most of my Life Tips involve emotionally damaging other people.
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