Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 229
August 7, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fish
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Before you send an angry email, I'll point out that my first draft was an extended joke about torturing a fish with a human brain.
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August 6, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cinnamon Buns
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Apparently it's now possible to get a corn dog made with duck fat, presumably so you can lie to yourself about why you're eating a corndog.
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August 5, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quantum
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Usually when I do a quantum computing joke, I feel the need to apologize to Scott Aaronson. For this particular one, I apologize to Seth Lloyd.
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August 4, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - You
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I mean, if these books actually worked, wouldn't everybody only buy 1?
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August 3, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Preference
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'You dunce' really should be a more common feature of casual conversation.
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August 2, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flour
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If you point out how stupid this joke is to me, it'll lower total human happiness.
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August 1, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tundra
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One day, we will clone the Dodo and reintroduce it to an underwater island.
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Hey geeks, if you buy the new book via Barnes and Noble, you can get a free digital comic describe how the project started!
July 31, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Critical
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Sometimes you come up with a full idea, and sometimes you start from a pun and work backward.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jurassic
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I am prepared to offer my services to the writing of Jurassic Park Part 17.
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July 30, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pood
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This joke is exactly as complicated as you think it is.
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