Hovertext:I think we could increase the number of stem phds just by changing the title from Doctor to Ultimate Grandmaster.
Hovertext:A guy on bluesky accidentally read right to left, and it makes the first three panels a lot funnier.
Hovertext:And a twist of black pepper, Amen.
Hovertext:This is really a poem for GenX.
Hovertext:The only possible problem is if being crushed in a universe-ending sea of flesh would make it no longer be the best day ever.
Hovertext:It may even insist that it can wonder, but it's all just a modestly convincing illusion.
Hovertext:A chicken can never cross the same road twice.
Hovertext:I visualize a bunch of people sighing before they read this, thinking at last SMBC has literally just become a wall of text.
Hovertext:Robots, however, will live forever and always matter.
Hovertext:Unfortunately the bag, being filled with everything, also contains the fuse to a thermonuclear bomb.
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