Hovertext:I just pretend to be Ryan North.
Hovertext:Sadly, later nobody digs up his corpse.
Hovertext:Oh no I can't feel pain! What a nightmare!
Hovertext:Finally, giving people the long passages from Pope's Iliad they yearn for as punchlines.
Hovertext:The good news is that it'll also increase lottery ticket sales.
Hovertext:Sometimes the votey panel is funnier than the comic, and it makes me cry.
Hovertext:All natural, in the sense of not having been made in a particle accelerator.
Hovertext:There's a whole genre of robots taking selfies next to sterilized planets.
Hovertext:Later, Satan decides to call in sick on summoning day.
Hovertext:Playing video games BY DEFINITION uses fewer resources than experiencing reality.
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