Hovertext:No photographer will ever *ever* get a nice photo of me, and I don't care how many of my wife would like it!
Hovertext:As far as I can tell, the guy on the right is wearing a large red cheese.
Hovertext:Weinersmith was a pioneer in the field of body hair silhouettes.
Hovertext:It is a traditional greeting among the people of Bigot.
Hovertext:I'd like to think some PR person at Waymo briefly considered sharing this before taking a very long hard look at the word 'scrotums'.
Hovertext:The default settings on children strongly argue that the world made sense at some point in early human history.
Hovertext:This has always been the incredibly good-looking albatross around my swan-like neck.
Hovertext:There are some very nice garnishes of course, but the plate is empty.
Hovertext:Alternatives include piece(shit), hell(a thing), mother(God) and possibly nested functions son(a piece(shit)).
Hovertext:'This way of thinking bonds works great everywhere except anywhere in or near the middle of the period table'
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