Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 170

March 4, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Photo



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No photographer will ever *ever* get a nice photo of me, and I don't care how many of my wife would like it!


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Published on March 04, 2021 08:19

March 3, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Applications



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As far as I can tell, the guy on the right is wearing a large red cheese.


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Published on March 03, 2021 08:05

March 2, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Colossus



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Weinersmith was a pioneer in the field of body hair silhouettes.


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Published on March 02, 2021 06:42

March 1, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Date



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It is a traditional greeting among the people of Bigot.


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Published on March 01, 2021 06:49

February 28, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Self Driving-Cars



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I'd like to think some PR person at Waymo briefly considered sharing this before taking a very long hard look at the word 'scrotums'.


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Published on February 28, 2021 06:50

February 27, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Funny



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The default settings on children strongly argue that the world made sense at some point in early human history.


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Published on February 27, 2021 05:15

February 26, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Imposter



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This has always been the incredibly good-looking albatross around my swan-like neck.


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Published on February 26, 2021 08:02

February 25, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cooking



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There are some very nice garnishes of course, but the plate is empty.


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Published on February 25, 2021 04:57

February 24, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Function



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Alternatives include piece(shit), hell(a thing), mother(God) and possibly nested functions son(a piece(shit)).


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Published on February 24, 2021 08:51

February 23, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Laws



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'This way of thinking bonds works great everywhere except anywhere in or near the middle of the period table'


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Published on February 23, 2021 08:07