Hovertext:The others I could think of would be Mormonism and Shakerism. I wonder how often religions start with a sort of good-cop-bad-cop thing.
Hovertext:Also why won't the government invest more money in perpetual motion machines? They're in motion perpetually!
Hovertext:Oddly it came out looking like my brother Greg, but all I had in mind was 'draw a very boring man'.
Hovertext:The reference c-word is held at a stable level of inebriation at an Edinburgh pub.
Hovertext:God hasn't done miracles in a long time because he's grumpily playing WoW.
Hovertext:Later, when his self esteem is completely ablated away by the sheer heat of his shame, he'll give up raving on a street corner and start a youtube channel.
Hovertext:As I post this I am suddenly terrified that somewhere in the multiverse, Scott Aaronson already made this joke.
Hovertext:I'm surprised people haven't introduced more psyops into children's games.
Hovertext:I'm actually not sure any of those feelings work without time, so maybe the voice is just lying?
Hovertext:The bidding for this comic will start at 98 yoctillion dogecoin.
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