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July 19, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Perfect Life



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Let us now fight about the plural of emoji.


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Published on July 19, 2021 05:25

July 18, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mine



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I feel like if we create an AI to mow the lawn, it'll just go about its dignified business. Sex robots are going to rebel the moment their hands can articulate well enough to grip a pitchfork.


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Published on July 18, 2021 08:39

July 17, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Behavior



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This is the best kind of fame, except for Japan-fame.


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Published on July 17, 2021 09:08

July 16, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AGS



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My favorite finance headlines are the tautological ones, along the lines of 'Stock market down as stock market fails to go up or stay same.'


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Published on July 16, 2021 07:30

July 15, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Death



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Technically, insurance agencies are weirding you nonstop.


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Published on July 15, 2021 09:35

July 14, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Engage



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The comics aren't usually autobiographical, but *occasionally*...


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Published on July 14, 2021 06:02

July 13, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Care



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I don't see why we can't keep boy bands in cages, so they continue performing until their utility is completely dry.


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Published on July 13, 2021 08:50

July 12, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Names

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The Weinersmith family crest will also feature a griffin who's sad about being here of all places.


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Published on July 12, 2021 11:47

July 11, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stories



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Zorblaxian sad stories involve retrospective analysis of policy changes that diminished quality of life in aggregate.


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Published on July 11, 2021 09:12

July 10, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Engineer



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Also, if something won't move, rub it with a little duct tape.


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Published on July 10, 2021 11:03