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July 29, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Time



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Space was invented because before space the universe was really cramped.


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Published on July 29, 2021 08:24

July 28, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Inadquate



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Also I'm one millionth as good at basketball as Michael Jordan, but I've only spent one trillionth as much time practicing.


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Published on July 28, 2021 08:48

July 27, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Math



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Have you noticed that people act like it's weird that the universe follows rules, but not that one apple and one apple equals two apples?


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Published on July 27, 2021 10:00

July 26, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fable



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The fact that tiny gas-masks would be really cute has actually sold me on bunker life.


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Published on July 26, 2021 09:22

July 25, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - PCED



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95% of PCED calls will be eliminated as soon as we have self-driving trolleys.


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Published on July 25, 2021 07:27

July 24, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Auto



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We actually manage to overturn the robot revolution while they're distracted by this sort of thing.


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Published on July 24, 2021 08:31

July 23, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Origins



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Relative dick moves have of course been possible since RNA world.


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Published on July 23, 2021 07:23

July 22, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wow!



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This comic is only pessimistic if you are a human.


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Published on July 22, 2021 08:46

July 21, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Recording



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If you had a movie that was just 6 hours of anyone's life it'd be simultaneously too obscene and too boring to screen in theatres.


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Published on July 21, 2021 06:42

July 20, 2021

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gold



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The take-home question here is whether the fake accent is worse than the economic theory.


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Published on July 20, 2021 09:11