Sawyer Paul's Blog, page 94
July 3, 2012
What Books Should I Read to Impress a Guy?
What Books Should I Read to Impress a Guy?:
The answer to this question all depends on how long you need to seem cool,
sexy, and effortlessly smart for. If it’s for a one night stand, or for a
decent favor, don’t waste your time on reading (that’s not cool!), just go
ahead and lie about what you’re reading. If you see some dumb, over-praised
book on said guy’s top shelf, you can ask what they think about it and then
say, Oh yeah, totally. You can put that book on your imaginary top shelf
too or imagine that you regret putting it on your imaginary top shelf.
Lying can be real if you imagine successfully.
July 2, 2012
"Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own..."
“Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.”
- Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless. (via futurejournalismproject)
- Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless. (via futurejournalismproject)
June 30, 2012
June 29, 2012
A Resolution: Saying No To Crap
A Resolution: Saying No To Crap:
All that effort, all that ingenuity, all that inspiration, all those years perfecting one’s craft, all those long hours, all that Powerpoint, all those brilliant rationales, all those missed school plays and cancelled dates, all those postponed vacations and pizza-fuelled nights at the agency, all those lovers never loved, all those bedtime stories never told, all those plans postponed, all those promises broken, all those interests never pursued… To produce crap?
