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Naming suggestions for the Washington NFL team!

With the news that the Washington football team is changing its name, I thought that this would be an opportune time to weigh in with some suggestions.  Suggestions that stand apart.  Of course, you’ll have your standards (Tigers, Bulldogs, Wildcats) and your regional go-to’s (Senators, Presidents, Lobbyists and Swamp Things), but I’d like to recommend something a lot more original.  Like a nickname that’s never been used before.  Syrup Makers?  Battling Bathers?  Nimrods?  Banana Slugs?  Alas, all taken at some point.

No, in order to find the perfect name, a name that strikes fear in the hearts of the enemy while simultaneously ensuring you don’t infringe on the copyright of a Midwest community college, I have dug deep into the archives of mythological history to unearth the following five gems.

If Washington’s NFL team uses one, all I ask for in return is some half-smokes, a bottle of Mumbo sauce, and seasons tickets.

To the New Orleans Saints.

#5. The Washington Slepnir

Odin’s trusty eight-legged mount was known for its blazing speed and immense strength, transporting the All-Father between Midgard and Asgard, with the odd stop-overs in Hel – and the opposition’s end zone (?).

#4. The Washington Bonnacons

This formidable creature of yore has the body of a bull, a horse-like mane, and horns that curl in on each other.  But what makes it so dangerous is its ability to expel highly flammable shit on its pursuers.  Also, its fearsome blitz packages.

#3. The Washington Nav

These demonic creatures of Eastern Europe are black birds with the heads of children who fly around at night, crying, greatly disturbing people and disrupting shotgun formations.

#2. The Washington Kongamato

Hailing from the swamps of South-Central Arica is this pterodactyl-like creature that targets corpses, unwary swimmers, and corner blitzes.

#1. The Washington Bunyip

These creatures of Australian Aboriginal legend lurk beneath the surfaces of swamps and other small bodies of water, feeding on crayfish, opposing quarterbacks, and the odd child.

So, which one is it going to be?  And don’t say Generals.

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July 12, 2020: Suji Sunday!

Impressed!

Unimpressed.

Her Kentucky Derby look.

Studying.

Ready for the Cotillion.

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July 11, 2020: Guard your belly buttons!

Success!  We have a surprising number of potatoes!  We had all but given up on our limp, sad-looking potato plant but, today, Akemi decided to do some digging around and unearthed these earthy gems.  Yesterday, I fried up some peppers and zucchini blossoms from our garden and made a delicious sandwich with potato bread.  I’m really enjoying the gardening thing.  Or, more precisely, I’m really enjoying Akemi enjoying this gardening thing.

Earlier today during a thunderstorm…

Akemi: It’s a thunderstorm!  Hide your belly button or the demon will take it!

Me: Why would a demon steal your belly button?

Akemi: Who knows why people do things.

Hide Your Belly Button When You Hear Thunder

 

Yesterday’s movie-themed question…

What was a film adaptation you refused to see because the book was so damn good?
Answer with a gif – or book cover pic! pic.twitter.com/HhQiWOm1go

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 10, 2020

Tonight’s movie-themed question…

What was a film adaptation that inspired you to read the book? Answer with a gif. pic.twitter.com/vHKULIL5CR

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 11, 2020

Amazing people with whom I have worked…

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Naomi Ward showed off her wide-ranging management and organizational skills as the Production Coordinator on #UtopiaFalls, overseeing not only the production office but birthday celebrations and a John Wick-themed lunch party! pic.twitter.com/1uVFv1fPCe

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 23, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Huse Madhavji (@HuseM) played the role of the cold and conservative Mentor Watts on #UtopiaFalls, a character in marked contrast to Huse's warm and ebullient personality. A great guy and a terrific actor. pic.twitter.com/tMQQRmzZbb

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 24, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
The late Carmen Argenziano had many great roles over his 50 year career, but #Stargate fans knew him best as the good-hearted Jacob Carter. He was not only a wonderful actor but a genuinely warm and kind man. pic.twitter.com/8mL5B2V59u

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 25, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Milton Barnes played the part of the sympathetic Mentor Chapter on #UtopiaFalls. He's a gifted actor with tremendous range and gravitas. Also, a warm and thoughtful human being. pic.twitter.com/0MRGQ0ynn2

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 26, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
The wonderful Kate Hewlett (@katehewlett) played the role of Jeannie Miller over three seasons of #Stargate Atlantis. A gifted and gracious actress.
P.S. Her brother also appeared on a few episodes of the show as well. pic.twitter.com/dLx8IusDxd

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 27, 2020

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Peppers! My Top 10 Favorites!

This was actually trickier than I thought it would be.  There are a lot of great peppers out there.  Something for every occasion.  But, after much deliberation, I narrowed the field down to the following Top 10!

#10. Shishito Peppers

Starting at the lower end of the Scoville Scale.  You’ll find these on the menu at many Japanese restaurants.  Although generally mild, they say that ever 1 in 10 is spicy.

#9. Hungarian Hot

A favorite of mine growing up, it’s an ideal gateway pepper for those who want to explore their spicy side.

#8. Cayenne Pepper

The powdered version is a staple in most kitchens.  Delicious with scrambled eggs.

#7. Datil Pepper

These little guys pack a wallop, coming in at 100k to 300k on the Scoville Chart. Their underlying tangy sweetness makes them great base for hot sauces.

#6. Serrano Pepper

A great pepper for those who like a touch of heat.  I was once gifted a smoked serrano powder that I’m still trying to track down to this day.

#5. Fatali Peppers

I’m not going to lie.  They’re pretty hot.  But they also possess a unique fruitiness that really makes them stand out.

#4. Trinidad Scorpion Chile

Yep, this is it.  This is as high as I go on the Scoville Scale before tapping out.  I tend to oven dry, grind them, and use them in powdered version.  A little goes a long way.

#3. Bird’s Eye Chiles

These little firecrackers are great, diced up and sprinkled over your main course. The perfect accompaniment to your Thai take-out.

#2. Scotch Bonnet Peppers

Ah, a taste of Caribbean – and a punch to the throat.  These sweat-inducers are at the medium-high level of the Scoville Chart.

#1. Habanero Peppers

Yes, admittedly, pretty damn spicy – but its flavor profile is incomparable.

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July 9, 2020: Zoom calls, spicy chicken sandwiches, and a bearish harumi!

Thanks to Coco, SLord, and TamDixon for joining me for my very first zoom fan chat.  We talked lockdown, projects, Dark Matter, Utopia Falls, a lot of Stargate, and, of course, food.  Suji even made a guest appearance.  It was so much fun that I’m thinking of doing another one in August.  Who’s in?

Dave's Hot Chicken? Yes/No
And if Yes, are we going jalapeño, habanero, scorpion, ghost pepper, or reaper? https://t.co/g77qVBaY4K

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 9, 2020

I’m all in on habanero.  Maybe scorpion.  I don’t think I could do any higher and still enjoy my meal.

Hmmm.  Methinks tomorrow may be a good time for a Top 10 Favorite Spicy Peppers List.

Whew!  Spent the last couple of hours reviewing the stock charts and sussing out candlestick patterns.  Bearish engulfing candles, hanging man, a couple of dark clouds, and even a bearish harumi signal a potential short-term reversal for gold stocks.  I do, however, remain long-term bullish.

Amazing people with whom I have worked…

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Teryl Rothery (@terylrothery) was Dr. Janet Fraiser in 70+ episodes of Stargate. She also voiced the Asgard Heimdall in several more. A wonderful actress with a big heart. I miss the days our dogs used to run the halls of the production offices. pic.twitter.com/xf1viFMlrP

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 18, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Actor David Nykl (@DNykl) played the role of the lovable Dr. Radek Zelenka on #StargateAtlantis. Originally a small part, it grew as David impressed by stepping up and really making the most of his time on screen. pic.twitter.com/IDiONBPsXQ

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 19, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
The incredible Kenny Gibbs (aka Evil, aka yellow) was our Property Master on #Stargate Universe and Atlantis, and Asst Prop Master on SG-1. Truly a great guy and a huge asset to any production. pic.twitter.com/PoeiFXT4TD

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 20, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Alison Hepburn (@Alison_Hep) was our script coordinator and story editor on #DarkMatter. Her terrific original pilot and her ability to generate great ideas earned her a script in season 3. pic.twitter.com/QcEJ1OYm4A

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 21, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Superman Brad Wetherly was Script Supervisor on #DarkMatter and #UtopiaFalls. His duties included script timings, on set continuity, and dressing for success every Friday. Next up: Directing! pic.twitter.com/O4pQZ8WNQq

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 22, 2020

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July 8, 2020: July?!! Did we skip June this year?

I am amazed by the variety of chocolate bars that made of your respective Top 10 lists, especially considering I’d never even heard of most.  Looks like I’m overdue for a trip to my local convenience store.  I will, of course, report back once I’ve completed my research.

Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the Unites States…

Kanye West says he has had COVID-19, calls vaccines “the mark of the beast”

Kanye sounds like he's going for cheap heat here in the lead up to #SummerSlam. #WWE https://t.co/ytyYapbrAZ

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 8, 2020

Amazing People With Whom I Have Worked….

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
The fantastic Rick Fernandez oversaw construction on our incredible #DarkMatter sets. Hard worker, great attitude, and just a pleasure to have on board. (Pictured making a fashion statement in shorts). pic.twitter.com/AekBjiGTrR

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 13, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Zachary Beckwith (@zb_man) was our Location Manager on #DarkMatter, tirelessly sourcing, scouting, and locking down everything from abandoned warehouses to forest clearings large enough to accommodate a landing ship. I'm a huge fan. pic.twitter.com/mEpRGknOHL

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 14, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
The fantastic Liz Gregg was part of the equally fantastic #DarkMatter wardrobe department. A diligent costume assistant with a consistently fun, upbeat attitude. pic.twitter.com/HJX87WkZS4

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 15, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Robbie Graham-Kuntz (@robsgk) played the role of Tempo-3 in #UtopiaFalls. He's grounded, thoughtful, and an incredibly gifted dancer. pic.twitter.com/pmD1MtC7UP

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 16, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Phillip Lewitski played the role of Apollo-4 on #UtopiaFalls, a thoughtful and compassionate character who is, honestly, not all that different from Phillip himself. pic.twitter.com/l6GoYI8RH4

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 17, 2020

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Top 10 Chocolate Bars!

In honor of National Chocolate Day, I’m counting down my Top 10 Favorite Chocolate Bars.

No high-end bars here.  No Amedei Chuao or Pralus Papouasie.  Just your standard chocolate bars you’ll find in most convenience stores (depending, of course, on where you live in the world).

#10. Snickers

Love the chocolate and peanut combo, but this one loses a few marks for the caramel.  It’s actually better deep-fried.

#9. Kit Kat

This one gets bonus marks for the sheer variety of flavors you can pick up in Japan.  My favorite = the matcha.

#8. Aero

This one lands at the 8 spot on the strength of its unique texture.

#7. Caramilk

Liquid caramel always trumps the chewy variety.

#6. Flake

When I was a kid, one of my first jobs was working weekend clean up at a chocolate factory where we ate these for lunch.  Another bar with a great texture.

#5. Coffee Crisp

I hear this one is only available in Canada.  If true, you’re really missing out.

#4. Oh Henry

Similar to a Snickers but I feel the combination of ingredients just work better here.

#3. Almond Joy

While I love coconut bars like Bounty and Mounds, the addition of almonds puts this one in a league of its own.

#2. Zero

Remember to store them in the freezer for a unique taste experience!

#1. Reeses Peanut Butter Cup

The snappy, soft, sweet and salty combo can’t be beat.

Disagree?  Let’s see your Top 10!

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July 6, 2020: A lot on my reading plate!

Akemi is apparently fully recovered from her back injury – only three days later!  It took me 6 months+ to recuperate from my pulled back!  And that included weeks of physiotherapy.  She just…slept it off!  This is an outrage!

Okay, looks like I have my work cut out for me this week – and next.  I’ve got to work on ten pitches.  No, that wasn’t a misprint  Ten.  But modest ones for the most part.  Six one-pagers based on existing I.P.  Three sci-fi originals.  And a polish on a more official, fully formed pitch of that other time anomaly series.  I also owe notes on a couple of projects and am about to sign a deal to develop an overview for an adaptation of a fantasy series (6+ books!).  Looks like I have a lot on my reading plate for the foreseeable future.

Yesterday’s movie-themed question:

What's a great movie hardly anyone talks about anymore?
Answer with a gif. pic.twitter.com/HNosflvEvX

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 5, 2020

Today’s movie-themed question:

What was the first movie you were dragged to go see?
Answer with a gif.
In my case, my little sister wanted to go and my cousins wouldn't let me stay home. pic.twitter.com/5mlSvbCwjJ

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 6, 2020

Amazing People With Whom I Have Worked:

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
The lovely and talented Gary Jones (@TheGaryJones) played the role of Master-Sergeant Walter Harriman (aka Norman Davis) on #Stargate, appearing across all three series and both movies. pic.twitter.com/L33qV1ypeX

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 9, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Christopher Heyerdahl (@CHeyerdahl) played the roles of the stalwart Athosian Halling and the colorful wraith Todd on #Stargate #Atlantis. An immensely talented actor with unbelievable range, Chris can do it all! pic.twitter.com/uq6OQPEPV3

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 10, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Ryan Kosmynka was a second assistant director on all three #Stargate series, and more recently a first assistant director on #Travelers and #iZombie. A good guy and a huge asset to any production. pic.twitter.com/I1cnMEQogS

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 11, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Robyn Alomar (@RobynAlomar) played the part of the disaffected Aliyah-5 on #UtopiaFalls, her first major role – but certainly not her last. After casting her, I discovered I already knew her mom, a former neighbor and fellow dog park regular! pic.twitter.com/KWUDBwn2Q6

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 12, 2020

And finally…

Happy Birthday to the lovely and talented @martingero, gourmand, bon-vivant, and creator/writer/producer of sundry stuff. pic.twitter.com/0bzbLD5YUI

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 6, 2020

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July 5, 2020: Suji Sunday!

Let’s get this party started.

In her Hawaiian cruise wear.

Tongue action.

Chillin’ with her pal Tinkleberry.

Defiance.

Suji’s “Are you serious???” look.

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July 4, 2020: My back is very bendy!

“My back is very bendy!”

— Akemi this morning during her Kpop dance exercise, letting me know her back was feeling much better today.

She’s moving around much better now and as a result, doesn’t look so silly when she’s out walking Suji…

Note Suji’s look of utter bewilderment.

Akemi is (as you can see) quite careful when it comes to sun exposure.  As she puts it: “Everybody makes fun of me, but twenty years from now, everyone age except me!”

Today’s movie-themed question is…

A movie death that made you end up hating the movie.
Answer with a pic or gif. pic.twitter.com/5oFjJsESn3

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 4, 2020

Amazing People With Whom I Have Worked…

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Dwain Murphy (@heartlesstudios), who played Moore Times on #UtopiaFalls, is an incredibly accomplished actor. Meticulously controlled and powerful in his performance, he makes it all seem effortless. pic.twitter.com/lqf7bz1sVs

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 4, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
The lovely and talented David Hewlett (@Dhewlett) played the role of Rodney McKay, on #Stargate. He was a late addition to the Atlantis cast but did such a great job with the character that he quickly became a fan (and writer!) favorite. pic.twitter.com/FGTG4FkfBR

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 5, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Andrew McNeill (@andrewmcn11) was a second assistant director on #DarkMatter. Focused, well-organized, and a great communicator, he is also a film aficionado. pic.twitter.com/EJjwxwaNfa

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 6, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
She acts! She dances! She fears no spiders! She is the incredible Devyn Nekoda (@devynnekoda12) who played the role of Sage on #UtopiaFalls. And I look forward to working with her again in the not too distant future. pic.twitter.com/lLPmkHbok2

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 7, 2020

#AmazingPeopleWithWhomIHaveWorked
Humberly González plays the role of Brooklyn-2 in #UtopiaFalls, conveying confidence, control, and bewitching swagger. She's both a fantastic actress and a talented singer. pic.twitter.com/dYQZgrMvVa

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 8, 2020

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