Chloe Stowe's Blog: The Words and Madness of Chloe Stowe - Posts Tagged "pancakes"

"Morning Delights": Blog Six of the -Cock Fight- Dailies

“Pacing back and forth in front of a spectacularly naked man was another new experience for him. Hell, he was popping cherries all over the damned place.” (page 94)

Welcome to Day Six of the –Cock Fight- Dailies and to the one chapter title I’m just not happy with. There’s no pizzazz to “Morning Delights.” It’s almost mundane. *sighs*

To compensate, how about I throw some kindling on the fire and heat this blog up a couple hundred degrees?

Alright, ladies and gents, let’s put on the potholders and dive into… Chloe Stowe’s Naked Man Facts!

1.) A naked man making me pancakes in the middle of the night can turn me on faster than anything labeled XXX and running on batteries ever could. Even if he’s a lousy cook, cleaning off the batter splattered on his body with my tongue is well worth having to choke down a couple of rubbery hot cakes. Besides, you’ve got to admire a man who puts his “manhood” so close to an open flame just for his woman (or man, whatever the flavor the day may be).

2.) A naked man holding a screwdriver is, for some reason, catastrophically hot. Yes, we’re talking “BOOM!”, folks. A thousand little bits of aroused Chloe is all the poor guy would be left with. (Note to self: Is there such a thing as a hardware fetish? And what is the marketability of such a kink in the publishing world?)

3.) A man who sleeps in the nude will always get a big gold star on his dick from me. Just saying.

4.) A man sunbathing in the nude is just asking to be eaten. He better bring a stack of napkins with him. Things could get messy.

And finally a Chloe Stowe Naked Man Fantasy… Playing the Dukes of Hazzard with my matchbox cars on his ass. Yeehaw!

Ok, silliness is now over. Everybody can return to their normal lives. *grins*

Until tomorrow…

Chloe Stowe
Chloe Stowe
1 like ·   •  0 comments  •  flag
Share on Twitter
Published on March 27, 2012 06:07 Tags: author, cock-fight, dukes-of-hazzard, gold-stars, naked-man, pancakes, silliness

The Words and Madness of Chloe Stowe

Chloe Stowe
The daily blog of a published Romance author, Cozy Mystery rookie... and certified crazy woman.

Well into its 6th year, this blog chronicles the daily triumphs and struggles of a chronic panic / anxie
...more
Follow Chloe Stowe's blog with rss.