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Review of Bottoms In Love

I'm delighted to bring you another book review today. This time it is the turn of Bottoms In Love, by Gregory Allen.

I love this story. I could stop the review right here- give you a quick snippet of the text, and push off to let you read it for yourself- but I guess that's cheating really isn't it- so I will go on!

Why do I like this mini novella so much? Mostly because it's perfectly believable. It is about a very much in love married couple with children. A couple who, like so many of us,  are at the mercy of baby sitters if they are to have those all important moments alone together- but boy, when they do get those few precious hours, they truly make the most of them!

Carter and Lindsey, a married couple, are both submissive lovers. On the rare occasions they get to indulge in power exchange, the one forced to rule and the one who gets to obey is determined by the flip of a coin.

Another reason why I like Bottoms in Love so much- it's a spanking story- and it will come as no surprise to anyone who has read anything I have written, to know that I like a bit of spank between the pages of a book!

But who should spank who, when both husband and wife like to play the sub? The answer, simply and cleverly, comes down to the turn of a dime they keep permanently handy…

Once I'd read Bottoms In Love, I just had to ask Gregory Allen to share his favourite excerpt with us-and here it is!

Her pussy glimmered with wetness; tiny spheres clung to some of the hair nearest her lips. The scent beckoned him. He craved her taste, the feel of her on his tongue. For Carter, the taste of his wife's pussy was always exquisite, and he had developed the notion that as wonderful as she tasted on other nights—such as on the nights when the dime landed in his favor and he was ordered between her legs to deliver multiple orgasms—the taste of her fresh after a spanking would be exponentially more satisfying.

He could do it. He was in charge. He could order her to lie back on the couch, drape her legs over his back, and submit to him, and he could devour her pussy until she collapsed from exhaustion after coming for an hour. But the coin would land in his favor, eventually, and she could try the same trick on him. How would he feel?

Carter stood and unzipped his fly. He pulled his cock out. His naked wife stared at it with wide eyes. "Do you know what you're to do?" Carter asked.

"I'm to suck your cock."

"Down on your knees."

Lindsey sank down, her hands traveling along her husband's sides. She drew her bangs back, collecting her hair in a ponytail with one hand. Her other hand took hold of the base of his cock. She aimed the head toward her mouth as her lips parted. She kept her lips firm as she bobbed forward, letting his cock penetrate her mouth. She moaned as her sealed lips slipped past the head, and Carter gasped.

She noticed. Her submissive gleam paled for a moment. Naked and on her knees, servicing him, she seemed empowered by her ability to give him sexual pleasure. Carter took swift hold of her by the back of her hair and squeezed a tight fistful. Lindsey cried out, but didn't stop. With each slow stroke, her lips met her fist at the base of his cock.

Carter guided her with his hand. He even managed to say, in a gruff voice, "Yeah, suck it baby. Suck it good," but his voice cracked in pleasure. He told her that was enough and pulled her off. Her tongue looped around his cockhead before she sucked the tip and drew away. As she sat back on her heels, she rolled her eyes up and looked at him with pitiful regret. She wiped her bottom lip with her finger. 

Carter moved out of her way and pointed toward the bedroom. "Crawl…"

If you'd like to buy Bottoms In Love, it is available from the OC Press, and from all other good Kindle, Nook and PDF download retailers.

Enjoy x

Not Her Type Guest Blog Week!!

For the whole of this week I am on the move- visiting a different website every day to talk about my latest publication- Not Her Type: Erotic Adventures With A Delivery Man.

              Covering such subjects as the inspiration behind the story, unexpected romance, and the concept of 'having a type,' I will be chatting away with the lovely folk listed below.

13th February: http://www.wordejaculation.com

14th February: http://www.bookreviewsandmorebykathy.com/

15th February: http://www.cocktailsandbooks.com

16th February: http://thewritecafe.com/

17th February: http://Eroticflashes.com 

Many thanks to all involved for letting me gate crash your fab sites!

Should you wish to buy a copy of Not Her Type- it is available from the OC Press, and all other good electronic download retailers.

(Don't forget, if you buy my e-novlla, or any other e-novella from the OC Press before midnight on the 14th Feb, you can get it for half price!!- details at this link)

Kxx

 

Putting Myself About A Bit – Eroticon and Beyond!!

We are only in February, and already 2012 is shaping up to be my busiest year yet! This is very much NOT a complaint!

Not only is the paperback version of my BDSM novel, The Perfect Submissive, going to hit the world in June, but I have been commissioned to write my third novel- I'm not giving away any secrets on that one yet!!

 

In between this feast of writing, I am also attending some very exciting events!

 

On 3rd March I am going to Bristol, to attend my very first Erotica conference- Eroticon- Write sex right!!!

Sponsored by LoveHoney, Coca de Mer, House of Erotica and Total E-Bound, it takes place in Bristol, UK, on 3rd March.

Just look at this fantastic schedule!!

 

8.00 – 9.30 : Registration and breakfast.  A chance to mingle, grab a pastry and a coffee and get ready for the day ahead.

Breakfast kindly provided by Total E Bound.

9.30 – 10.30 : Panel 1

Identity, ethics and sex blogging : Zoe Margolis, Lori Smith, Molly Moore, Mina Lamieux : a session discussing  identity, anonymity and privacy of both author and subjects.

10.30 – 10.45 : Refreshments

10.45 – 12.00 : Session 1, chose one of:

Writing workshop : Maxim Jakubowski : An interactive workshop to help keep the erotic writing juices primed.
Taking Your Writing Beyond the Page: Scarlet French : The Power of Collaboration, a session looking at taking your work from the web into the world. 

12.00 – 13.15 : Session 2, chose one of:


Convincingly queer, writing beyond our experience : Aisling Weaver, Josephine Myles : A discussion on how to we write hot sex scenes when you're the of a different gender, sexuality or kink to ever be able to participate first hand.
Tech workshop:  Michael Knight : A session for those needing a geek fix in the day, a discussion of blogging platforms, the ins and outs of self-hosting, SEO and all the backroom gubbins that gives us more headache than our latest work in progress!
Pitch Session : Total-E-bound: Get yourself infront of the industries leading publishers and find out what they have to offer.


13.15 – 14.15 : Lunch – eat, discuss, mingle
 
14.15 – 15.30 : Session 3, chose one of:

 

Publishers panel : Hazel Cushion, Maxim Jakubowski,  Andrews UK, Claire Siemaszkiewicz: A discussion panel made up of publishers, editors and established authors, who can answer your questions on getting your work published.  The publisher's panel is sponsored by Andrew's UK and House of Erotica




Photography workshop : John Tisbury : A session for those that want to improve the photography elements of their work.
Self-publishing, going indie : MK Elliot : MK Elliot shares her insights into jumping off the publishing high board and self publishing.

15.30 – 15.45 : Refreshments
15.45 – 17.00 : Session 4, chose one of:


Sex and the media : Lori Smith, Zoe Margolis, Rubyyy Jones : A panel discussing how sex is written about and represented in the media.
Marketing & promoting your work : Lucy Felthouse, Victoria Blisse : A session covering marketing your blog and your published work to build your audience
Podcasting : Michael Knight : get your voice heard, everything you need to know about starting with podcasting.

17.00-18.00 Demonstration
Sacred Kink : London Faerie : It's kink Jim, but not as we know it!  London Faerie shares his unique and inspiring vision of kink.

18.00 – 20.00 :  Closing session drinks party and readings

 

How could anyone not want to attend after reading that list? I have no idea which workshops to go to- I change my mind every five minutes!!

I had the great pleasure of meeting the conference organiser this week, Miss Erotic Notebook herself, Ruby Kiddell. After a good chinwag about what I can expect, and how much sheer hard graft has gone into arranging Eroticon, I am now even more excited about attending next month, than I was already! It's unbelievable that the UK has never hosted this kind of conference before- bring it on!!

There are some places left if you want to come- just follow this link for all booking details etc.

 

Before all the excitement of the conference however, there is much fun to be had at the end of this month- I am delighted to be heading to London on 24th Feb for a whole weekend of Sh-ness!

 

On 24th Feb, the unstoppable KD Grace, with the able assistance of Miss Sarah Berry, will be hosting the More Bang Erotic Reading Slam at Sh! Portobello to raise money for the Sexual Advice Association.

If you want to come and listen to an amazing array of fabulous story snippets, and naughty poetry, from a host of authors and poets (including me!), or if you fancy reading something of your own creation during the 5 minute open mic session, then book a place with Sh asap!!

Lucy Felthouse, Kay and Kd Grace at Sh!

The following evening, Saturday 25th Feb, the smut will be moving across London to the Sh Hoxton shop, for the launch of KD Grace's excellent paranormal erotic novel- Body Temperature and Rising- the first book in her powerful Lakeland Heatwave Trilogy.

Tickets are again available from Sh- so why not come along to sup a spot of champagne, and nibble the odd cupcake, while you listen to some delicious kink!!

See you all there!!

Valentines Sale at the OC Press!!

It's nearly Valentines Day guys, and to celebrate the OC Press- the new e-book imprint from the wondrous Oysters and Chocolate - are offering you the chance to buy any of their ebooks for half price!!

All you need to take advantage of this fab offer is the code -  7DaysValentine  - which needs to be entered at checkout.

 

So if you fancy a look at any of their fab books (a couple are shown below- others are also available)- why not buy them at half price!

 

Happy reading!

Review-The Pleasure Dial by Jeremy Edwards

Review- The Pleasure Dial-An Erotocomedic Novel of Old-Time Radio  By Jeremy Edwards

Today I have great delight in reviewing the latest work from Jeremy Edwards – The Pleasure Dial was the very first e-novel published by the erotic e-publishers, OC Press.

This rare thing, the comic e-novel, is set in the world of the 1930's Hollywood- and it is a corker!

The year is 1934, and amiable New York gag writer Artie Plask has taken the West Coast plunge. His first day on staff with a top radio show introduces him to the irresistible Mariel Fenton, a wit among wits who immediately takes an interest in all aspects of Artie's life—especially his private life. As Artie finds his feet in a world of blustering comedians, pansexual sex goddesses, timid screen legends, exhibitionistic scriptwriters, and self-infatuated geniuses, Mariel leads him on a zany journey up and down the pleasure dial—a giddy romp through Hollywood that's chock-full of airwaves showdowns, writing-room counterplots, devious impersonations, naked meetings, and a sensuality-drenched assortment of erotic escapades. 

The opening line of the book was enough to keep me reading- it is quite possibly the best opening line I have seen in any erotic story ,"Artie was looking up the skirt of his favourite Macy's mannequin when he decided to head for the West Coast"... Inspired!

I smiled and giggled all the way through this romp of a read, as Mariel leads Artie on a  kinky dance of yummy-ness through a glittering new world of both sexual and career fuelled possibilities.

Fear not however- the humour doesn't in any way detract from the sensuality of the piece- this tale is toasty!

Jeremy Edwards

Once I had finished reading The Pleasure Dial, I asked Jeremy if he would like to share his favourite extract from the tale with us- and here it is…and I guarantee it will whet your appetite for a truly enjoyable and sexy read.

Her ass. Her beautiful, bare ass.

Artie hadn't known quite what to expect from a visit to Sheridan's massage room, here on the second story of an office building in downtown Santa Barbara, but his attendance was being amply rewarded.

After a glass of the sherry that the specialist had offered upon their arrival, Mariel had undressed behind a screen and wrapped herself in a plush blanket. She had then deposited herself, facedown and with her wine-warm bottom exposed, on the table. Her cheeks glowed under Sheridan's work lights, the plump little curves center stage in what felt to Artie very much like a dramatic presentation.

Sheridan, a thin, blond man with serious eyes and fingers like a concert pianist, rolled up his sleeves.

"Comfortable?" he asked solicitously.

"Oh, yes," Mariel attested. "Very."

"Excellent," said Sheridan. "Then I'll begin."

With a deft, professional motion, he placed both his palms against the swell of Mariel's bottom. The veins on his arms bulged as he applied an even pressure to the two hemispheres—something Artie noticed only in his peripheral vision, as his focus was naturally on the ass, not the arms.

With his thumbs operating independently from his fingertips, the masseur applied a sustained kneading motion. Evidently encouraged by Mariel's moans, the masseur continued in this fashion for a while, using left hand and right to describe symmetrical arcs of pressure that rolled simultaneously outward from the meridian that was Mariel's ass crack.

Benefiting again from his peripheral vision, Artie saw that Mariel's toes were slowly wiggling.

He felt that maybe he should be taking notes.

"Are you ready for the pitter-pats?" Sheridan asked, leaning forward.

"Mmm," his charge answered.

Artie appreciated how apt the masseur's onomatopoeia had been as his gentle hands began showering soft, precise pats all over Mariel's derriere. With the downtown sleepy on a Sunday and thus little noise through the open window, the *pitter-pat*s quietly dominated the auditory environment, while Sheridan's measured breathing and Mariel's intermittent moans provided a subtle counterpoint.

Eventually the pitter-pats accelerated. And, as in a symphonic interplay between percussion and strings, their frenetic stimulation alternated with deep, sensual massage movements whereby Mariel's flesh was at once wrestled and nurtured. Her moans were positively earthy at this point, and Artie could smell her arousal as she presumably—as advertised—moistened the table beneath her.

His cock—his whole lap, it seemed—was achingly hard. He wondered how this treatment would conclude—or did he mean *climax?* And he wished, somehow, he could participate.

Something caught his eye. Beside him, Mariel's clothes waited in a tidy stack—capped, like Mariel herself under normal circumstances, by the cloche. The cloche with the feather.

No sooner had the inspiration hit than the quill was in his hand, his eyes meeting Sheridan's with an unspoken "May I?" as he rose. Turning to look at Mariel, he saw the look of encouragement on her face.

The pink cheeks danced as the feather skimmed and skipped, brushed and stroked. Mariel was so relaxed that instead of giggling, she responded to the titillation with syrupy dollops of lazy chuckles. Artie felt feverish as he passionately tickled her bottom, his dick pulsating with excitement. Meanwhile, Sheridan watched discreetly from the other corner of the table.

Then came the climax Artie had wondered about. Mariel spread her legs and straddled the massage table, sitting up and clutching her blanket to her breast to ride her makeshift horse. She had trapped the feather under her bottom so that the quill end stuck out like a tail and the tickly end, one could assume, pleasured her cunt lips as she ground against the table.

Artie watched with fascination as Mariel orgasmed in this bizarre but erotically compelling pose, her face radiant with silent bliss. As she collapsed back to her previous position, he felt his own quiet orgasm seeping into his pants.

Sheridan spoke. "You know, I've always wanted to grab her feather and do that."

"You should've just asked," Mariel mumbled.

I have deliberately not given away much about the plot here- because I really don't want to spoil your read- but read it you must!!

The Pleasure Dial is available directly from the OC Press as well as other good Kindle, Nook, and PDF Download suppliers.

More Sh! Smut!! – Immoral Views Book Launch

What an amazing weekend! Not only did I launch my e-novella, Not Her Type, but on Saturday night I had great pleasure in helping to launch the ultra erotic illustrated anthology Immoral Views.

Myself, and fellow writers, KD Grace, Lexie Bay and Rebecca Bond, and the anthologies editor,  Kojo Black, regaled the audience at Sh! Portobello with snippets of each and every voyeuristic tale to be found tucked within the books beautifully bound pages.

Whilst drinking some extremely good champagne, and nibbling cupcakes that were far too delicious to leave neglected on the serving plate, I kicked off the evening by reading from my BDSM story, The Circus, whilst perched upon the shops famous pink throne.

Miss Rebecca Bond followed hot on my heels with some super smut of the tattoo variety, from her deliciously inky story Painted Pussycat. Then the Queen of erotica herself, KD Grace, had us all smilingly captivated with her take on soil cleansing rituals from her story, Allotted Views – If allotments weren't places you considered interesting before- they will be after you've read KD's story!

Snack Time at Sh!

After a quick break to chat to the lovely audience, first time Sh! reader, Lexie Bay had us in stitches with her brilliantly clever story, Inside Looking Out.

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Lexie, Rebecca, KD and Kay!

Sadly, the fifth member of the Immoral Views reading crew couldn't be with us, so I was delighted to read from Lucy Felthouse's yummy tale, Caught in the Act, on her behalf.  A tantalizing voyeur's tale of dogging and policemen- Lucy's story combines uniforms and sex- need I say more!!

Shopping at Sh!

This should have been the end of the evening, but as the anthologies editor and publisher, Kojo Black,was there, a certain about of coercion took place, and by virtually bending his elbow up his back, we got him to read a section from another Sweetmeat Press volume- Sunstrokes. If the beginning of that book is anything to go by, it is definitely a book I will be reading more of ASAP!

 

The Fabulous Renee!

 

Once again, I must thank the fabulous Renee, and Sh! Women's Store for hosting an excellent evening, to the local pizza store for staying awake long enough to feed a host of starving writers late into the evening, and to the audience, who kindly laughed in all the right places!!

Can't wait until next time!!

See you then   xx

 

Not Her Type – Kinky Courier and Spank Time At Sh!

Last Friday night saw the launch of my very first e-novella for the new and shiny OCPress- Not Her Type: Erotic Adventures With A Delivery Man -at the UK's only female based sex shops- Sh!

I was so looking forward to delivering -pun very much intended- my courier kink to the audience who packed out the shop in Hoxton, London. Not only because I loved writing and researching every single word of this naughty novella, but because the reading was to be combined with a lesson in How to Spank!!

Slightly daunted by the full house, when 7pm arrived, I took a deep breath and, donned in my traditional red and black, took up the reader's position on the notorious pink Sh sofa.

Having kicked off the evening by revealing a few of the secrets behind this helping of parcel delivery inspired erotica, I read two chapters of my tale.

With the lead characters of Not Her Type, Jenny and her courier John, no longer being strangers to either each other or the audience, it was time to pause the smut – and to be introduced to the wonders of paddles, canes, and other implements of spanking.

 

KD Grace Getting A Spanking!

With the help of her all too eager assistant, the wonderful Renee, gave an instructive and hilarious demonstration- let's just say instruments of pleasurable pain were purchased, and many toys were experimented with- enough said!

It seemed natural to follow such a class with an excerpt from Not Her Type which featured some delicious spanking- and so, with that done I relaxed and chatted to the lovely folk who had decided to spend their Friday evening in my dubious company ,while we enjoyed the couriers traditional refreshments of coffee, tea and cake!

It was a surprise therefore to be called upon to perform further, and I was fast back upon the pink sofa sharing the secrets of a hot solo session that John has instructed Jenny to perform- and as a consequence, passed on a hot keep fit tip in the process!! Trust me, doing what Jenny does in Chapter 8 – although maybe not in a department store- will burn off those calories- honestly!!

With that I returned to happy chatter with my friends from Sh!, fellow writers, and the audience. Who it must be said, where the best I've had the pleasure of addressing so far. Strange- but they nearly all asked me the same two questions.

1- Is Not Her Type a true story?

2 – Next time I visit, will I bring my courier/s with me?!!!

My lips are sealed!!

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Double Reading Hit at Sh!!

This coming weekend I can offer you a positively overflowing treat of smutty reading and fun, live from the Sh! Women's Store's in London!

On Friday 20th I will be at Sh! Hoxton – not only will I be reading some tasty chapters from my latest e-novel, Not Her Type: Erotic Adventures With A Delivery Man- but there will be a 'How To Spank' class to watch (and join in should you be feeling in the mood…)

If that helping of EXTREME courier kink isn't enough to keep you going- and you fancy a second dose of erotica, then you are in luck!

On Saturday 21st at the Sh! Portobello store, myself and the fabulous KD Grace, Rebecca Bond and Lexie Bay will be reading from Sweetmeat Press's latest illustrated anthology, Immoral Views.

Designed to appeal to the voyeur in all of us, this anothology takes a walk on the S&M side- be warned- it is HOT!!

As well as being able to hear snippets from our stories, champagne will be flowing, and cup cakes will be nibbled! 

Throughout the evening the authors, along with the editor of the anthology, Kojo Black,  will be on hand, should you wish to ask any writer type questions, or have any books you have purchased signed. 

Tickets for both events can be booked via Sh - 020 7613 5458

Can't wait to see you there!!xx

 

 

Forthcoming Book Launch- Not Her Type (and lovely review news!)

Happy New Year one and all!

Here I am a week into 2012, still rosy cheeked and smiling from the publication of Not Her Type: Erotic Adventures of a Delivery Man.

I am very excited to say that I have already had some amazing reviews for my latest courier kink novella, thanks to KD Grace, Erotica For All, and Seduced By Books. 

Here's a little snippet from the Erotica For All review- (okay, so I'm showing off a bit!!)

"Not Her Type is a seriously steamy story that does a brilliant job of turning the everyday and the mundane into a sexy romp that'll make you wonder exactly what goes on behind closed doors…"

If you'd like to come and hear me read from that much mentioned volume (I do go on a bit about it I know!)- then I would be delighted to see you at Sh! Hoxton, London, on Fri 20th January from 6.30pm.

Not only will I be tempting you with a few well chosen words from my dirty delivery man adventure, but there will be a spanking class to observe – and take part in if you so desire!! Go on- I know you want to spank a Sh! girl – don't you???

Plus, the traditional delivery man's fare of tea, coffee, and cake, will be available to sustain you throughout the evening!!

Tickets are free, but booking is advisable via Sh! - 57 Hoxton Square  London N1 6PB. Tel- 020 7613 5458

I do hope you can make it!

If you would like to buy NHT, then it is available from the OCPress, and all good Kindle, Nook and download providers.

xx

Have Yourself A Kinky Christmas!!

Christmas again! I swear it comes around quicker every year!

It could be that time is speeding up- it could be that I'm getting older- but I like to think it comes round so fast because I always start writing my erotic Christmas story  for www.oystersandchocolate.com months before the main event!

This year I had the great pleasure of penning a piece of seasonal smut with one of the new kids on the block- Miss Rebecca Bond. (Purest Possession, Roxy's Revelation, Uniform Behaviour; Seducing the Myth)

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Rebecca Bond

I have never written with someone else before, and I have to say it was a rewarding experience. Two very different styles coming together- each taking the voice of a different character in The Gift- which will appear on site on Christmas morning. 

I shall say little about The Gift for fear of ruining the tale, except to tell you that, if you like your Christmas Day kink of the FF persuasion, with lashings of S&M, then this is the story for you…

Should this year's offering from Oysters tickle your seasonal taste buds and leave you looking for more festive smut, then I am pleased to be able to offer you a few extra stories. Just scroll through the Kay Jaybee archives by following this link, and you will find plenty of Christmas naughtiness to keep you going until the New Year.

And, if that isn't enough, then there is a seasonal twist to the finale of my latest OC Press novella, Not Her Type: Erotic Adventures With A Delivery Man.

I shall leave you now to your reading. I hope you all have a very sexy, healthy, and above all,

HAPPY CHRISTMAS.

Kay xxxxxxxxx