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Alvin Orloff

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Alvin Orloff began writing in 1977 as the teenage lyricist for The Blowdryers, an early San Francisco Punk band. He spent the 1980s dabbling in avant garde theater, underground cabaret, performance art, and nightclub DJing before remembering all he ever wanted to be was a writer. His memoir, "DIsasterama!: Adventures in the Queer Underground 1977 - 1997" is coming out this fall. Alternately hilarious and heartbreaking, it details the author's coming of age during a period when youthful exuberance and flippancy collided with the deadly seriousness of homophobia and AIDS. ...more

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I was not prepared for the weirdness!

The English eccentric, Quentin Crisp, once said that, "Only a lie is boring," and I believe that truer words were ne'er spoke. I wanted my memoir, "Disasterama!" to be exciting, so I told the truth about my louche and feckless youth as a club kid, hustler, and somewhat delusional cultural activist. When, after 56 rejections, it was accepted by Three Rooms Press for publication in the fall of '19, Read more of this blog post »
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Published on June 17, 2019 11:35 Tags: aids, gay, memoir

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Lunatic drag queens, hustlers, junkies, and art-damaged weirdoes abound in this charmingly written and meticulously researched bio. Anyone interested in the social history of gender bending and queer culture is advised to read this ASAP. It's not jus ...more
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Orner's ever-so-slightly droll graphic style is pleasing to the eye and Congressman Frank's life makes for an engaging read. Stories of closets and coming out are - let's admit it – pretty played out at this point, but in this case the political aspe ...more
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Garbo is full of gossip, but also recounts the process by which Garbo became an ICON, which says a lot about human nature, the nature of mass media, and the nature of the culture industry. Gottlieb writes with a light touch, which is appreciated, and ...more
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A terrific collection! Rather heavy on heavy subjects, but I guess we're living through some pretty heavy times. ...more
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“Colin smirks, "The only things I have to do are stay queer and die.”
Alvin Orloff, Gutterboys

“Reagan's going to mess everything up, cutting taxes for the wealthy and getting rid of the safety net and all that. The rich and the poor won't be able to mix socially. The rich will be afraid of getting ripped off or asked for money and the poor won't be able to afford to hang out in the same places anyway. Society's going to be divided by class and instead of expressing themselves, people are going to spend all their time advertising their status. It'll be shallow, like the Eisenhower era. Parties will suck.”
Alvin Orloff, Gutterboys

“Unlike prostitution or promiscuity, stripping was entirely public. One foot on the state would forever mark me as a disreputable character, the sort respectable people called a sleaze. On the other hand ... I didn't know any respectable people and my workday would be a mere thirty minutes long. And, I had to face it, some quirk of my psychic constitution rendered the strictures of ordinary jobs insufferable to me. Restaurant work felt like a cross between the treadmill at the gym and one of those Japanese game shows on which contestants are abused and humiliated in front of a sadistic audience. Office work was even worse, calling to mind those B movies in which some poor soul--bound and gagged, but eyes wide with terror--is slowly walled up brick-by-brick in the dungeon of some damp, rat-infested Transylvanian castle.”
Alvin Orloff, Disasterama!: Adventures in the Queer Underground 1977 to 1997

“I do not fight fascists because I will win. I fight fascists because they are fascists.”
Chris Hedges, Wages of Rebellion: The Moral Imperative of Revolt

“It will be seen that, as used, the word ‘Fascism’ is almost entirely meaningless. In conversation, of course, it is used even more wildly than in print. I have heard it applied to farmers, shopkeepers, Social Credit, corporal punishment, fox-hunting, bull-fighting, the 1922 Committee, the 1941 Committee, Kipling, Gandhi, Chiang Kai-Shek, homosexuality, Priestley's broadcasts, Youth Hostels, astrology, women, dogs and I do not know what else.”
George Orwell

“As for the Republicans -- how can one regard seriously a frightened, greedy, nostalgic huddle of tradesmen and lucky idlers who shut their eyes to history and science, steel their emotions against decent human sympathy, cling to sordid and provincial ideals exalting sheer acquisitiveness and condoning artificial hardship for the non-materially-shrewd, dwell smugly and sentimentally in a distorted dream-cosmos of outmoded phrases and principles and attitudes based on the bygone agricultural-handicraft world, and revel in (consciously or unconsciously) mendacious assumptions (such as the notion that real liberty is synonymous with the single detail of unrestricted economic license or that a rational planning of resource-distribution would contravene some vague and mystical 'American heritage'...) utterly contrary to fact and without the slightest foundation in human experience? Intellectually, the Republican idea deserves the tolerance and respect one gives to the dead.”
H.P. Lovecraft

“As my mother once said: The boys throw stones at the frogs in jest.

But the frogs die in earnest.”
Joanna Russ, The Female Man

“It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.”
Oscar Wilde

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Alvin Hi Debbie,

Wow, great to meet you!

Alvin


Debbie "DJ" Hi Alvin, thanks for the add. I had no idea you wrote "Why Aren't You Smiling?," it's already on my TBR list!


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