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Alvin Orloff began writing in 1977 as the teenage lyricist for The Blowdryers, an early San Francisco Punk band. He spent the 1980s dabbling in avant garde theater, underground cabaret, performance art, and nightclub DJing before remembering all he ever wanted to be was a writer. He is currently working on a memoir about shiftless no-account club kids during the AIDS era he promises won't be totally depressing.

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Average rating: 3.87 · 340 ratings · 43 reviews · 5 distinct works
I Married An Earthling: A N...

3.88 avg rating — 43 ratings — published 2000
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Why Aren't You Smiling?

4.10 avg rating — 39 ratings — published 2011 — 4 editions
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Gutterboys

4.25 avg rating — 32 ratings — published 2004
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This rather sad novel follows twelve Native American Oaklanders as their lives converge in a criminal catastrophe. With no experience of contemporary urban Native life, I'm not qualified to judge the authenticity of the story's milieu, but it did "ri ...more
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Rasputin by Frances Welch
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Entertainingly salacious and macabre, but poorly edited and sorely lacking in historical context and analysis.
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Homesick for Another World by Ottessa Moshfegh
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Writing fiction with super unsympathetic narrator/protagonists is Moshfegh's shtick, and she sticks to it. The stories in the first half of this collection were mildly diverting, but honestly didn't quite work for me. The characters' unpleasant quali ...more
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The Blessing by Nancy Mitford
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A reasonably amusing comedy of manners, but it lacks the venom of Mitford's other novels. It's also a little slow.
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Literary Rogues by Andrew Shaffer
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This starts out OK, detailing the debauchery of 18th & 19th century authors like Shelley, Balzac, and Poe, who led quite dramatic lives. I lost interest when it got to the early 20th century authors (spoiler alert: they were unhappy and drank a l ...more
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The Mars Room by Rachel Kushner
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A tour de force women's prison story that works as either social realism or neo-Noir. Curiously, it shares not only subject matter with the TV series, Orange is The New Black, but structure, with multiple POVs and flashbacks to fill in characters' ba ...more
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Boxcar Bertha by Ben L. Reitman
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A wild, whirlwind tour through early 20th century radicalism, criminality, and hobo living. Though the protagonist is clearly fictional, the world she lives in rings true... at least based on what I know from history books and old movies. And speakin ...more
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"The female "You Can't Win," sort of. Belongs on the top shelf of your Hobo Studies collection, or at least of mine."
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“Colin smirks, "The only things I have to do are stay queer and die.”
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“Reagan's going to mess everything up, cutting taxes for the wealthy and getting rid of the safety net and all that. The rich and the poor won't be able to mix socially. The rich will be afraid of getting ripped off or asked for money and the poor won't be able to afford to hang out in the same places anyway. Society's going to be divided by class and instead of expressing themselves, people are going to spend all their time advertising their status. It'll be shallow, like the Eisenhower era. Parties will suck.”
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“I do not fight fascists because I will win. I fight fascists because they are fascists.”
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“It will be seen that, as used, the word ‘Fascism’ is almost entirely meaningless. In conversation, of course, it is used even more wildly than in print. I have heard it applied to farmers, shopkeepers, Social Credit, corporal punishment, fox-hunting, bull-fighting, the 1922 Committee, the 1941 Committee, Kipling, Gandhi, Chiang Kai-Shek, homosexuality, Priestley's broadcasts, Youth Hostels, astrology, women, dogs and I do not know what else.”
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Alvin Hi Debbie,

Wow, great to meet you!

Alvin


Debbie "DJ" Hi Alvin, thanks for the add. I had no idea you wrote "Why Aren't You Smiling?," it's already on my TBR list!


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