Ross E. Lockhart's Blog, page 37

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Tue, 16:22 : RT @LOLGOP: I think we all agree that if President Obama introduces the new iPhone on the last night of the convention, this election is ... Wed, 00:26 : Elinor decides the big geode in the back yard is a meteor. "It came from outer space, I swear it!" http://t.co/35Sf3zDI Wed, 00:35 : A Lagunitas Pale Ale, a ferry, and a pocketful of #FearTheWeird stickers. You'd think I was headed to a Giants game. http://t.co/N0VHv3Lj Wed, 00:46 : On a boat, grimacing like a pirate, & rocking my #FearTheWeird shirt on my way to a Giants game. http://t.co/AZPuCzMu http://t.co/n0jh2Cxp Wed, 00:58 : RT @LOLGOP: Affordable Care Act. What being pro-life actually looks like. Wed, 02:20 : The requisite Marzen and Gilroy Garlic Fries. Go Giants! http://t.co/bAbn5d6u Wed, 02:41 : Bruce Lee night at AT&T Park? Awesome. Bruce Lee quotes on the scoreboard in Papyrus? Cheesy. At least it wasn't a "Chinese Menu" font. Wed, 02:44 : Best seats in the house, even if one of my section-mates is apparently wearing Simple Green as cologne. #SFGiants http://t.co/G1Vxk8TW Wed, 03:28 : Loudest, drunkest idiot ever. Hope this knucklehead picks up something nasty requiring amputation, before next inning. http://t.co/vYSo5Le1 Wed, 04:07 : RT @davepell: I like to think that Michelle Obama is the type of wife who would say: "Dude, the dog is riding inside the car."

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Mon, 23:09 : "...nothing short of pure Lovecraftian gold..." "...one hell of a tome..." "...an impressive tribute..." http://t.co/lga23ydO Mon, 23:22 : RT @kalpenn: Just got off the phone with the President. It was pretty intense: http://t.co/5AACij4Z Tue, 02:09 : Wired's James Floyd Kelly presents The Cthulhu-Sized Cthulhu Books Review (featuring The Book(s) of Cthulhu!): http://t.co/1Q1D46r8 Tue, 02:14 : RT @bonniegrrl: @lossrockhart: you had me at #Cthulhu!!!!

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Sun, 17:52 : Rocking my new glow-in-the-dark #FearTheWeird T-shirt on a lazy Sunday. You know you want one. http://t.co/oS8ab7uv http://t.co/lMeoVMda Sun, 22:11 : From "Found Money," by Trent Zelazny. One fun caper. http://t.co/774BxagK #Kindle Sun, 22:19 : Randall in the window. http://t.co/VTj7qSKU Sun, 22:42 : RT @ebertchicago: The dog that can lead a boat to whale poop. God, I love dogs. http://t.co/UOunTtZ7 Mon, 03:53 : RT @NicoleCushing: New followers: each night I read a short story & tweet about it under the hashtag #storyeachnight . Feel free t ... Mon, 04:04 : Hop Crisis! Huge mess of lacing. Malt sugar & whispered peach nose. Astringent orange, grapefruit, & alcohol tongue. http://t.co/VvH4hJXU Mon, 05:01 : RT @GreatDismal: Many thanks; I shall lose no time in reading it. --Disraeli (re an unsolicited manuscript)

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Sat, 17:44 : Featured on many syllabi for the forthcoming semester at Miskatonic University, The Book of Cthulhu: http://t.co/lga23ydO Sun, 02:32 : Nothing to read on a long weekend? Drop Cameron a note and review/blurb my rock-n-roll novel CHICK BASSIST!: http://t.co/wp3Qq1hg Sun, 02:33 : RT @mythosfox: @lossrockhart got my "Fear the Weird' shirt today. I'd wear it tomorrow, but the wedding I'm going to is fairly formal. ;) Sun, 02:36 : RT @Vylar_Kaftan: RT @MauriceBroaddus So Worldcon schedules the Carl Brandon Awards opposite "where are the minority writers" panel. #ir ... Sun, 02:37 : RT @P0TUS: RT @kaitalva: The awkward moment when Mitt Romney's campain slogan, "Keep America American" is the same slogan used by the KK ... Sun, 03:19 : Fallen Angel Belgian-style Golden Ale. Big headed, bas-relief lacing. Nose full of yeast & sugar. Crisp apple's bite. http://t.co/6CIgMjQH Sun, 03:21 : RT @BookaliciousPam: If you paste chapters of your MS into http://t.co/Yddci3Xh it gives you a keyword density chart so you can see if y ... Sun, 03:49 : We entered the laboratory in the attic, & I observed that detestable T-shirt, glowing w/a sickly, sinister luminosity. http://t.co/oS8ab7uv

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Fri, 18:15 : Wear the beard? #FearTheWeird! Cthulhu fhtagn! Burma-Shave. http://t.co/oS8ab7uv Fri, 18:34 : This looks like a job for... SKA! http://t.co/zt8W1c0z Fri, 18:59 : RT @bazecraze: Repeal Obamachair! Fri, 18:59 : RT @drunk_obama: I hate a cold toilet seat... But sitting on a warm one is worse. Fri, 20:12 : This is amazing: French opera, in Native American costume, with a giant, golden turkey. Rameau, Les Indes galantes: http://t.co/PIPHVk3R Sat, 00:12 : RT @ShawnScarber: I've ordered from MOO! Jealous? Get 10% off: http://t.co/rEQMb0hV via @overheardatmoo Sat, 02:19 : Settling in w/ a Bitter Monk DIPA. Lemon zest, citrus hops, pine tar, & oak. Bam! So that's what 100 IBU feels like. http://t.co/KaGrnAcr

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Thu, 13:28 : RT @scarlettparrish: If your publisher follows you on Twitter it's probably not a good idea to keep whining about how you have no reason ... Thu, 14:13 : Lam 4:3 "Even the sea monsters draw out the breast, they give suck to their young ones..." Biblical Deep Ones? http://t.co/8NuMGv3d Thu, 23:35 : RT @BarackObama: Our take: Romney will try to sell the legend of his business experience tonight. One problem—it’s a huge distortion: ht ... Fri, 00:14 : RT @BrianKeene: Amazon-Dorchester: A Done Deal... Or A Deal Done Wrong? http://t.co/m4M2EQHY Fri, 00:14 : RT @LOLGOP: George W. Bush kept us safe. Except that one time. Fri, 00:22 : Prelude to a Smooch. Elinor and Randall. http://t.co/6B9l33e7 Fri, 00:26 : Apparently Thursday is now "Drive Like a Dick Night" in Petaluma. Pedestrians be wary! Double-point crosswalks. Vroom! Fri, 03:11 : RT @Disalmanacarian: I'm totally voting for the guy who can turn invisible AND control the weather. Fri, 05:25 : Get into a deeper level of strange with The Book of Cthulhu. http://t.co/lga23ydO #FearTheWeird

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Wed, 16:20 : Dear Russia: Thanks for the charming and so-frequent e-mail messages, but I do not wish to buy a watch. Sincerely, me. PS: Free #PussyRiot Wed, 16:38 : While out for our morning constitutional, Elinor meets--and entangles leashes with--Lulu (and her human, Keith). http://t.co/vnRpsf9v Wed, 19:10 : RT @CameronPierce: Forthcoming Lazy Fascist books available for review http://t.co/bknODgUh Wed, 19:14 : "What Iggy Pop is to rock n roll, CHICK BASSIST is to rock n roll novels" Interested in reviewing? Here's your chance: http://t.co/wp3Qq1hg Thu, 04:55 : RT @MittRmoney: Mitt Romney left MA with 36% approval, 21% more spending, $750 million in new "fees", highest debt per capita, 47th in j ... Thu, 04:57 : RT @luketadams: The GOP blocking Obama's economic policies and then blaming him for the economy is like a bully who trips you and then c ... Thu, 06:31 : Found Money by Trent Zelazny is a keep-you�guessing tale of crime and consequences. Five�star fun. http://t.co/c4G0ABVB #Kindle </u

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Tue, 19:24 : You've scored a gig babysitting for Shub-Niggurath. A thousand young! What to do? Read 'em a bedtime story. http://t.co/lga23ydO Tue, 22:39 : RT @INDIEAUTHORHULK: PUBLISHING IS NOT THE BUSINESS OF SELLING PAPER OR BINDING OR GLUE. PUBLISHING IS THE BUSINESS OF CRUSHING DREAMS. Wed, 00:11 : Outstanding things are being said by many influential people of A PRETTY MOUTH, the new collection by @molly_the_tanz http://t.co/zPrWeIIZ Wed, 03:16 : About to crack into Black Wings II. http://t.co/Qn9Pv0mD Wed, 05:25 : RT @HelenasDevil: Got Fahrenheit 451 and The Book of Cthulhu at the book store today. Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight! x3

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Mon, 19:41 : RT @MattFnWallace: My mother calling from Tennessee to ask me how to pronounce "Cthulhu" may be one of my favorite career-related moment ... Mon, 20:20 : A helicopter rumbles by, rattling my windows. Sirens wail in the distance. Can only mean one thing: the Little League team is back in town. Mon, 23:58 : RT @BD_Lonmonster: [Interview] Paul Tobin On Madness And Paranoia In ‘Colder’ http://t.co/VRVzlQQD @PaulTobin @DarkHorseComics @AubDriver Tue, 01:28 : Hat-passing time: Kick in a few bucks & help Joxer, a 14-year-old pit bull with a tumor. Details at the link. http://t.co/Ix6ggAoL Tue, 04:53 : Captain Obed Marsh has a date with a fish-frog. You, on the other fin, have a date with 24 tales of terror. http://t.co/8NuMGv3d

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Sun, 16:36 : Wandering Wickersham Park, Elinor gets a hug from a little boy in a tiger-striped hat, who calls her "elephant." http://t.co/1fW1bxJR Sun, 21:09 : RT @nacktundmullig: Just read "The men from Porlock" by @lairdbarron and loved it. One of the very best pieces in Ross E. Lockhart's Boo ... Sun, 21:10 : RT @MattFnWallace: The official Table of Contents, a.k.a batting order of the GODS, for THE BOOK OF CTHULHU II (in stores Oct. 2nd) http ... Mon, 01:38 : Whille cllimbing tallll pilles of llaundry, Ellinor llikes to imagine hersellf a llama. http://t.co/3bhAW9Sh Mon, 02:04 : Einst�k Toasted Porter. Scent is toasted nuts and roasted coffee. Taste is malty, with bitter chocolate undercurrent. http://t.co/peSrDzp4