Denis Lipman's Blog, page 5
March 23, 2010
Start spreading the news...
Our New York events are finally upon us, and we can't wait! We hope anyone in the area will join us—it'd be so wonderful to meet some of our cyber-friends! Here are the details:
Friday March 26, 7:30 pm
Barnes & Noble at Lincoln Triangle (Broadway & 66)
Professional actors take on all your favorite characters from A Yank Back to England in a theatrical interpretation of one expat's rediscovery of his former homeland. Plus, don't miss a chance to win one of three fish & chip dinners for two at th...
Friday March 26, 7:30 pm
Barnes & Noble at Lincoln Triangle (Broadway & 66)

Published on March 23, 2010 13:11
March 18, 2010
Bubble, bubble without trouble

Published on March 18, 2010 14:29
March 15, 2010
On the battlements
Walking across a castle tower, we peeked out from the battlements, watching the Arun river as it curved around the shadow of the castle before snaking out into the countryside beyond. About a hundred feet below us, we saw a graveled driveway that led to a private entrance to the castle. As if on cue, a raffishly muddied Land Rover pulled up and young blond children, a pretty blonde woman, and a tousle-haired fellow in a check shirt and crumpled corduroy trousers piled out. They all looked lik...
Published on March 15, 2010 14:53
March 12, 2010
Broadcast muse
Trying to repeat the success of my BBC America interview (which sent my little tome flying off the ether-shelves!), we thought we'd put together some "B-roll" before reaching out to some media outlets. Here is what we came up with--what do you think?
It's only 60 seconds, please check it out and let us know!
It's only 60 seconds, please check it out and let us know!
Published on March 12, 2010 14:21
March 10, 2010
One sherry too many
"Is Mum alright, Dad?"
"Don't wake her, for Gawd's sake!" Lew's face registered fear. "She'll start doing a 'knees up' or get all funny. Either way, I'll never hear the end of it."
"A knees up?" Frances whispered. I explained it was an East London dance that is only difficult to do if very drunk, which is the only time it is ever performed. A "knees up" requires the linkage of arms, the stomping of feet, and high-kicking legs in order to get the required "knees up" while singing "Knees Up Mothe...
"Don't wake her, for Gawd's sake!" Lew's face registered fear. "She'll start doing a 'knees up' or get all funny. Either way, I'll never hear the end of it."
"A knees up?" Frances whispered. I explained it was an East London dance that is only difficult to do if very drunk, which is the only time it is ever performed. A "knees up" requires the linkage of arms, the stomping of feet, and high-kicking legs in order to get the required "knees up" while singing "Knees Up Mothe...
Published on March 10, 2010 13:35
March 4, 2010
Sunset in Windsor

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Published on March 04, 2010 12:44
March 1, 2010
Troubles at immigration
We've received lots of notes/comments saying how wonderful the old Prodigal Wife is, taking everything in stride, smiling, smoothing things over... I thought it was time to set the record straight: Prodigal Wife has her moments too. Specifically, she has trouble with bureaucrats and their silly rules, as you'll see in this encounter with an officious official at Heathrow. (Must be the six months she spent in the Soviet Union.)
Published on March 01, 2010 12:27
February 25, 2010
Adelard's disappointed. Again.
"What you lot been up to? Any trips? Any fab hols?" Adelard sucked on his drink between questions.
"Not really. What about you?" Frances asked.
"Well, I went off with some friends and we did Italy. Madly impressed that we were going to stay in a fourteenth century turret, until I discovered everyone stays in fourteenth century Tuscan turrets. So I didn't feel quite as spesh as I thought I might. And now we're all here." He looked around. "In Tunbridge Wells. Hmm."
"Not really. What about you?" Frances asked.
"Well, I went off with some friends and we did Italy. Madly impressed that we were going to stay in a fourteenth century turret, until I discovered everyone stays in fourteenth century Tuscan turrets. So I didn't feel quite as spesh as I thought I might. And now we're all here." He looked around. "In Tunbridge Wells. Hmm."
Published on February 25, 2010 06:35
February 22, 2010
Diamonds are a... well, anyone's best friend
"We always liked the West End. Going up to the theatre," Jessie was saying.
"Come on, Mum, you don't like the theatre," I jumped in, gently teasing her. "When was the last time you went to the theatre?"
"The Palladium, the London Palladium! We saw Liberace!"
"Years ago, it was. She wanted to see him." Lew pointed to Jessie.
"Well, of course I did, a wonderful man, he was. An entertainer, a real entertainer."
"A showman, he was that alright," Lew conceded.
"He had all these outfits, diamonds, furs. ...
"Come on, Mum, you don't like the theatre," I jumped in, gently teasing her. "When was the last time you went to the theatre?"
"The Palladium, the London Palladium! We saw Liberace!"
"Years ago, it was. She wanted to see him." Lew pointed to Jessie.
"Well, of course I did, a wonderful man, he was. An entertainer, a real entertainer."
"A showman, he was that alright," Lew conceded.
"He had all these outfits, diamonds, furs. ...
Published on February 22, 2010 13:30
February 16, 2010
New Canterbury Tales

Published on February 16, 2010 13:46