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November 4, 2011
Weekend Dirty Dozen No. 3 #WD12
It's week three of Weekend Dirty Dozen, which I found via their Facebook page, here. Peeps seemed to enjoy last week's twelve from Weekend at Wilderhope Manor, which is a Halloween themed lesbian erotic story. So, here's some more naughtiness from the girls!
"It's cold. You got the tickets?"
Jenny nodded, brandishing her handbag in response. Jenny picked up her overnight bag as Stephanie slammed the boot lid before locking the car, then followed her toward the grand entrance to Wilderhope Manor.
* * *
A little while later, they were installed in their room. They'd each been handed a "Welcome Pack" by the staff member who had attended to them at Reception, which consisted of their itinerary and instructions for the weekend.
As they unpacked, she voiced one of the thoughts that had run through her head. "Have you ever noticed how places never bat an eye at two girls sharing a room, and yet, if it's two guys, they automatically assume they're gay?"
"They'll soon change their tune when they see your outfit for tonight!" Jenny replied, grinning cheekily at her. "It screams 'lesbian' with every stitch!"
"Whatever do you mean, you saucy wench? Someone with girl parts dressing as a distinguished gentleman does not a lesbian make."
Click the graphic below to see the other fab authors taking part!







November 3, 2011
New Release: Brick Dust and Bedsprings
[image error]Hot off the digital presses comes Brick Dust and Bedsprings, a naughty m/f/m menage short story. And at a bargain price, no less!
Here's the blurb:
There are chores to be done, but it's much more fun to stand at the window and watch the rippling muscles and sweaty torsos of the men paving her driveway- her window sill never got cleaned so thoroughly before!
But when sexy brothers Marcus and Jamie catch their customer looking, the action rapidly moves from the front of the house to the bedroom…
So, you fancy a threesome then? See the book page for a saucy excerpt and buy links.







November 2, 2011
New Release: Immoral Views edited by Kojo Black
I have been very excited about this project for some time, and I'm delighted to finally be able to announce it! Immoral Views is here!
Immoral Views is an anthology put together by Kojo Black and contains stories from yours truly, Kay Jaybee, Lexie Bay, K D Grace and Rebecca Bond. It's based around the theme of voyeurism and has been illustrated by the uber talented Florian Meacci.
Here's a little more about it:
Kojo Black has compiled five titillating tales from erotica's sultriest mistresses! Sweetmeats Press proudly presents a deliciously dissolute anthology of voyeurism –Immoral Views. Illustrated by Florian Meacci.
The Circus by Kay Jaybee
The line is blurred between spectator and performer in a theatre of pleasure and pain!
Inside Looking Out by Lexie Bay
Adventurous Izzy spans two continents in a search for her perverted Prince Charming.
Alloted Views by K.D. Grace
A nosey gardener is treated to a raunchy ritual through her bedroom window.
Painted Pussycat by Rebecca Bond
An innocent student is welcomed into the Circle of Ink where tattoos, bondage and exhibitionism are all part of her initiation.
Caught in the Act by Lucy Felthouse
And finally, a young policeman risks his reputation and his job for the adrenaline rush of sex alfresco!
Sound tempting? Of course it does! Check out the book page on my site for an excerpt from my story as well as the buy links. Bear in mind, though, that not all of the eBook versions of Immoral Views will carry the illustrations, dependent on the retailer's rules. The paperback, however, definitely carries the illustrations and will be available from the 7th November. If you can't wait to get your hands on the seriously smutty stories, though, then get yourself over to Smashwords pronto!
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November 1, 2011
Join in the Fun with The Romance Reviews
[image error]If you're reading this post, I'm going to guess that you love reading, particularly erotica and erotic romance, huh?
In the answer is yes, then November has something very exciting in store for you. The Romance Reviews is running a Year End Splash Party. Over 200 authors and publishers are taking part, which means you get the chance to win over 200 prizes! These include the grand prize of a $100 gift card, as well as smaller gift card prizes, eBooks, print books and much more!
There are fun Q&As and games, all designed with you in mind. So, what are you waiting for? Head over to The Romance Reviews now, get registered for the site (if you're not already) and start playing. There are new things to do each and every day, so make sure to keep checking back!
Somebody has to win the prizes – so make sure you're in with a chance! And have fun!
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Sextoys.co.uk Presents the REV1000 – A Revolution in Male Pleasure
Press Release:
In the sex toy stakes, men have for too long drawn the short straw. While the rabbit revolutionised perceptions of female sex toys and opened the doors to whole new realms of self-pleasure, male toys have remained strictly out of the mainstream…until now.
The REV1000 is a ground-breaking masturbator, designed to bring male sex toys firmly into the 21st century. With 7 speeds and 7 functions, it offers an incredible 49 different pleasure combinations, all created to give a wide range of pleasure sensations. Unlike other masturbators on the market, it's sleek, discreet and incredibly easy to use – perfect for both seasoned thrill seekers, and those looking to dip their toe into the world of sex toys.
Monique Carty, Managing Director of Sextoys.co.uk, says:
"Finally we've created a sex toy that men will want to own! Our consumer trial found that while 79% of men happily use sex toys with their partners, just 21% have experimented alone. We're pretty sure this is down to a lack of 'cool' sex toys for men and this was something we wanted to remedy!
"Men love sex and they love gadgets so the REV1000 is quite simply, the ultimate male must have. It's perfect for first timers as it allows you to control every move – and offers such an intense and unique experience, it's also a must-have for those already in-the-know."
Inside the sleek, discreet outer of the REV 1000 body is a soft silicone sleeve that caresses as it twists, spins and rotates around the shaft. The ergonomically shaped handle and easy button control unit puts the user firmly in control as the soft nodules inside the sleeve stroke and tease you into new realms of pleasure.
With an incredibly powerful Japanese motor and 49 different pleasure combinations, the REV1000 allows you stimulate at a variety of speeds, making the experience last as long as you like. In fact, over 70% of those who tried it said they would recommend the REV 1000 for building stamina to help them last longer during sex.
The REV1000 is fully rechargeable and comes with its own charger and international adaptor. It is available from www.sextoys.co.uk and costs £120.







Xcite Books Launch an Awards Programme!
Xcite Books, the UK's largest erotic publisher, has launched an annual awards programme that celebrates and recognises companies, reviewers, bloggers and sexperts who value and support the erotic fiction market.
Hazel Cushion, Managing Director at Xcite Books, explained the need for the awards. "The internet and the advent of ebooks has completely changed the erotic fiction market and as yet there's no recognition of this. Customers now have a wealth of review sites, author blogs and internet retailers to choose from so we wanted to highlight and celebrate the dedication of the people behind these."
The following categories are included in the inaugural awards:
Best Internet Retail Site: The internet has opened up a whole new world of retail opportunities. This award celebrates those sites that offer a great service, a range of products, and an enjoyable online shopping experience.
Best Blog or Author Page: This category celebrates those that are using blogs to promote erotic writing. It could be an author who engages well with readers or a blogger who is passionate about reading erotica.
Best Reviewer: Reviewers can make or break a book and they can help hidden gems to get a larger audience. Good reviewers are trusted by their readership for their honest appraisals. This category is open to both print and internet reviewers.
Best Sexpert: Some people just really know their stuff when it comes to sex. A good sexpert can help save a relationship, or give readers the confidence to start a whole new one. Since Xcite Books are recommended by many sex therapists Xcite wants to acknowledge their important work.
Best Publication: This category is open to both trade and consumer magazines (either in print or online) which support and encourage erotic fiction with reviews, author interviews or industry news.
The Xcite awards will be awarded using a combination of nominations and public vote. Nominations can be submitted between 1st November and 30th December. The six finalists from each category, selected on the quality of the nominations, will be announced on 1st January 2012 and a public poll will then open to select the final winners in each category.The closing date for public voting will be the 10th February 2012 and the winner will be announced on the 14th February 2012.
HOW TO ENTER: Nominations open until 30th December 2011
Click here to enter your nominations.







October 31, 2011
Something Sexy and Scary Plus a Newsletter
The lovely ladies over at 4-Letter Words let me loose on their blog again! They've been doing a fab job this past week or so promoting various Halloween and related book releases (be sure to click around on the site and have a look) and they've allowed me to be a part of it with my new release, Weekend at Wilderhope Manor.
Check out the post I wrote for them on penning something that was both scary and sexy… perfect to get you in the mood for the night where the veil between the living and the dead is at its thinnest…
Visit 4-Letter words now, and pretty please leave me comments, I'd love to hear what you think!
Also, for a while now I've been toying with the idea of starting up a newsletter. A few people have commented that they can't always keep up with my rapidly moving site or things I post on social media. Therefore, I thought it would be a good idea to have something I send out less frequently, no more than once a month (unless something urgent comes up) just to keep subscribers up to date on my writing news and new releases, etc. I also thought it would be nice to do something special for the subscribers, i.e. exclusive competitions and special offers – so that is exactly what I plan to do! And the more subscribers I get, the bigger the prizes…
Want to sign up? Hit that pretty button in the right sidebar to be taken to the signup form. Your details will not be shared, and you can easily unsubscribe at any time.
P.S. Don't forget to check out my post over at the Dirty Birdies blog. There's a hot guy!







My New Gig and Happy Halloween!
Hey everyone, and Happy Halloween! I hope you've been checking out my previous blog posts about the Bewitching Trick or Treat blog hop and the Haunting Halloween Blog Fest – there are prizes to be won, so if you haven't, scroll down and check 'em out when you've read this post. You won't regret it
So, yes, it's Halloween. We don't really go all out in the UK, certainly not in comparison to the US. And certainly not around here. If I stick my head out of the window and look down the street, not a single decoration. I, however, am proudly wearing my Plants vs Zombies T-shirt as well as having released two spooky stories this month which are perfect reads for Halloween. Check out Weekend at Wilderhope Manor and Love Through Time if you want to see what I'm going on about.
So… onto my new gig! The other week I received an email from one Liz Silver asking if I'd like to join the Dirty Birdies blog. Having been a fan of the site and its pervery for some time, I was delighted to be asked and of course I said yes! There are no hard and fast rules about when we post on the blog, but I'll be stopping by there a couple of times a month to say my piece, and probably share lots of photos of hot men. That's actually what I did in my first post, which went live today. Check it out here.
Dirty Birdies is a great fun blog, so if you like all things smutty (and I'm guessing you do, since you're on this website) then you should head over there and hit that 'Join This Site' button. See it? Right hand side, a little way down? Yep, got it. Now you won't miss a thing, yay!
See you there!







October 30, 2011
eBook Review: A Dance with Bogie and Bacall by KevaD
Radio DJ Scott Kincaid isn't particularly enamoured with his job, or the radio station he works for. It's just a way to pay the bills for him. That is, until his first caller one evening is a lady who died forty-nine years ago. Of course, he doesn't realise this at the time and inadvertently offends the woman in question's granddaughter, who now seriously has it in for him.
Things grow more complicated as it becomes clear to Scott that Maureen Johnson, a woman who died in a fire forty-nine years ago has an interest in him. He can't figure out what the ghost wants with him. But as he starts to dig deeper into her story and the others involved in it, he uncovers a tragedy which, although on a local scale, makes it no less heartbreaking. Add in Maureen's feisty granddaughter and you have a recipe for fireworks!
I don't want to say too much more because I don't want to give away the plot, but what I will say is: wow. This book completely blew me away. Right from the very beginning I was intrigued. This is a truly beautiful and emotional love story which had me sniffling into a tissue on more than one occasion. Because of the characters and timescales involved, it could have been a complex book to follow, but it wasn't. It flowed really well and I whizzed through it, desperate to reach the resolution and yet, at the same time, not wanting it to end!
Well written, brilliantly put together and with a stunning plot, A Dance with Bogie and Bacall is a read any romance lover shouldn't miss out on. Gorgeous.
Available from:
Amazon UK
Amazon US
Noble Romance







Want a Sexy Sunday? Visit the Haunting Halloween Blog Fest
Join me over at the Goddess Fish Party Pavilion and Whipped Cream Guest Blog for a day of chilling fun! The fun's happening all weekend, but today's my day to be let loose on the blogs.
Myself and dozens of other paranormal romance authors will be blogging, and you're the winners!
Commenters and blog followers will be eligible to win a $150 Amazon or Barnes and Noble gift card.
Additionally, there were be numerous smaller prizes awarded during both days, so get commenting!
[image error]I'm sharing spooky excerpts from my new releases, Love Through Time and Weekend at Wilderhope Manor, as well as blogging about why I like setting stories in country houses, how much I'm lovin' libraries, and I'm even interviewing one of the characters from each book.
So, if you seriously want to get in the Halloween mood, get yourself down to the Goddess Fish Party Pavilion and Whipped Cream Guest Blog and join in the fun. I'm blogging three times on each throughout the day, so be sure to check back. I'll be popping in periodically to check and respond to comments, so make sure to leave me some!






