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October 13, 2009

And Some Get Rained Out

NEW PALTZ, N.Y. —

"You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out—but you have to dress for all of 'em." —Satchell Paige

I remember the moment when I decided, quite deliberately, to care about baseball.

I was maybe twelve years old, I was at my grandparents' house, and I was seized [...:]
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Published on October 13, 2009 12:55

October 6, 2009

This Is My First Novel

NEW PALTZ, N.Y.-
Today is the official release date of Totally Killer, my first novel.
That's what my oh-so-brief bio leads you to believe, anyway. "This is his first novel," it says, as if I'd suddenly decided, after floundering about for the first thirty-five years of my life, to bang out a book, and a few months [...:]
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Published on October 06, 2009 12:51

September 3, 2009

Rachel Not Getting Married, or, Weep Not, Sad Aniston

NEW PALTZ, N.Y.-

This past February 11, Jennifer Aniston turned forty.

I am aware of this milestone because it has been covered in the celebrity tabloids with a ferocity usually reserved for moon landings and presidential assassinations. Another week, another Aniston-over-the-hill story. This past Friday, for example, in the "Celeb Crisis" section, Life & Style [...:]
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Published on September 03, 2009 18:26

And Justice For Naught

NEW PALTZ, N.Y.-
This week, Justice David Souter announced his retirement, a surprise that will give President Obama the first of what we hope are many picks on the Supreme Court.
In honor of this event, I've dredged up a blog I wrote in November, 2000, on my now-defunct LARGEREGO cyberweekly, about George W. Bush and [...:]
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Published on September 03, 2009 18:26

Tweet and Lowdown

NEW PALTZ, N.Y.-
You've heard of Twitter. You either use it, have friends who use it, or you've read about it in snooty op-eds. It's like heroin, in that way. That and it's addicitive as hell.

Another way it's like heroin: it doesn't come with an instruction manual. You either have to have a junkie explain [...:]
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Published on September 03, 2009 18:26

Star Track

NEW YORK, NY-

Note: this is an extended transcript of the blog I read at the maiden Off the Blog event in NYC on 6/9.

So it's great to be back in New York. I lived here for ten years—the formative years of my young adulthood. Moved here at 22, single and broke; left here at [...:]
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Published on September 03, 2009 18:26

"Off the Blog" Post-Mortem

NEW YORK, NY-



I've been getting a lot of wish-I-was theres from TNBers in the week following the maiden Off the Blog event. Thus, as a public service to the TNB family, I have borrowed a gimmick from ESPN's Bill Simmons and written a running diary of the events of Tuesday last.

I hope that [...:]
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Published on September 03, 2009 18:26

One Glove

NEW PALTZ, N.Y.-

The Gloved One is dead.

No big surprise, given his mental and physical health, but tragic nevertheless.

I liked Michael Jackson, but I was never a rabid fan. My little brother was the one with the red jacket. But there is one moment that, in my view, represented the zenith of [...:]
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Published on September 03, 2009 18:26

A Thousand Words: Elvis, Buddy, and Me

NEW PALTZ, N.Y.-

In seventh grade, I was cast in the starring role in our school's production of that timeless musical, Ducktails & Bobbysox.

(What's that? You never heard of that one? I guess you missed the Tonies that year.)

The plot involved the ample hilarity and hijinx that ensued when a big-time rock [...:]
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Published on September 03, 2009 18:26

Just a Cigar

NEW PALTZ, N.Y.-

There are certain hobbies that, while possessed of an inherent appeal, I would never take up because the subculture attached to them so repels me.

Take golf. I enjoy whacking the little white ball—I'm pretty good on the driving range, truth be told—but I would never go so far as to [...:]
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Published on September 03, 2009 18:26